What mysteries you ask? Just ask them, they are everywhere. I asked several and learned The Mysteries of the Universe Part 1. I only ask your admiration.
2. Bottles weren't always made out of glass, they were first envisioned as a convinient way to carry around cremated pets and family members and they were made out of sugar beets..
3. Eye sockets were only available to the super wealthy until 1929 when Ben Franklin wrote a menacing letter to congress asking for socket reform and a crate full of Rogaine... for Her.
4. Koalas have never existed. They only want you to think they do.
5. Mr. Peanut ran for president twice, but lost. He ran a third time under a new name and won. He called himself Jimmy Carter.
6. The Middle East has changed area codes twice and once vacationed on the moon.
7. Wisdom teeth contain all the wisdom once possessed by an ancient tribe of turtles calling themselves the New York Giants.
8. Bathwater often contains ghosts, ghouls, and the Clinton administration.
9. Oprah created her own country around her couch. Oddly enough, she is the vice president of this country.
10. The cello is the instrument most american farmers relate to best.
11. Many old people find it relaxing to eat mayonaise while showering. Others however do not.
12. Shards of glass can often be found nearby a broken bottle, they should not be picked up or eaten, unless by profession you are a glass eater.
13. Manna comes from heaven and feeds hungry people, mana comes from fallen enemies and rejuvinates your magical abilities.
14. Drummer boys make lousy sailors, and even lousier drummers.
15. The Highway Patrol originated in a George Clooney fan site chat room as a way to pick up girls... and boys.
16. Every year on April 17th Congress has a "No Girls Invited After Congress Dance Party." This event takes place at an undisclosed location, sources believe it is in Congress.
17. Open heart surgery does not require the opening of ones heart, love however does. Both are expensive medical procedures.
18. Gravity has plagued mankind for hundreds of years, 200 to be exact. The plague began after Andrew Jackson fined Ford automobiles for ruining his wife's wig, which he had made, and wore to meetings.
19. Brazil nuts were first discovered floating around in aquariums. Since their discovery they have become a world favorite, except in Brazil where they are illegal.
20. Several deadly chemicals in the atmosphere have helped to cleanse the planet of Raptors, Elephant men, the Huns, Inch High Private Eye, and the Bushwacking Giant Black Flying Spider. The most deadly of these chemicals is Grape Jelly and Al Capone.