2. Gay Pride dictates that {AF} acknowledge their gayness and march in the gay pride parade, as well as change their name to Homosexual Alliance.
3. {AF} are wusses and their lightsabers are better used as pacifiers.
4. {AF} kicked George "The Major Macker" Lucas off their server for life.
5. {AF} spend countless hours playing computer games with gay nicknames and gay pen pals. Plus they have crushes on the Tellitubbies.
6. {AF} don't match their socks and eat more pizza than any country in southern Europe.
7. Elton John has proclaimed that he was once a member of {AF} along with Boy George and Adam Ant.
8. {AF} actually stands for Amazingly Fat. Why name yourself that? Advanced Forces came later.
9. What kind of name is Advanced Forces anyways?
10. They aren't very advanced, they can't even get through a sitting of the nightly news let alone read and understand every comic in the Sunday paper.