3. George Lucas eats waffles every morning while watching Oprah.
4. George Lucas runs an 8-minute mile.
5. George Lucas can spit 3 feet in the dark.
6. George Lucas can spit 4 and a half feet in the light.
7. George Lucas has a crush on Mrs. Butterworth.
8. George Lucas loves bread with salsa, peanut butter, and ranch.
9. George Lucas is colorblind in his left eye.
10. George Lucas consumes four pounds of butter every 3 months.
11. George Lucas kisses his dog "Sammy" on the lips.
12. George Lucas made Star Wars.
13. George Lucas uses Charmin Ultra on tough spills.
14. George Lucas drives a Dodge Stratus.
15. George Lucas has two goldfish, "Pinnocio" and "Starsky."
16. There are 4 George Lucas "cults."
17. George Lucas created and is "President" of each of the cults.
18. George Lucas was once featured in a Where are they now? article.
19. George Lucas can't go upstairs, he has acrostairaphobia.
20. George Lucas eats chicken three nights a week.
21. George Lucas was arrested in 1992 for coddling a poodle.
22. George Lucas set the land speed record in 1991 in a buggy.
23. George Lucas once ran a marathon in St. Athens with a toaster.
24. George Lucas sends valentines day cards to the cast of Star Wars.
25. George Lucas bought and sold a circus in 1994 for $850.
26. George Lucas worked as a carnie after highschool.
27. George Lucas has abnormally big ears.
28. George Lucas is allergic to M&M's.
29. George Lucas was hospitalized in 1988 for "sniffing glue."
30. George Lucas has a cold heart and sits on an ice pack.
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32. George Lucas hates {AF} like all normal sane people.
33. George Lucas once flew to China thinking it was a "cool club."
34. George Lucas reads Modern Housewife magazine on Sundays.
35. George Lucas lost half of his left ear in a "lawn mower incident."
36. George Lucas melted wax on his left ear in an attempt to look normal. The wax was really a "peach" colored crayon melted.
37. George Lucas lit himself on fire cooking a roast last year.
38. George Lucas tried to marry an indian cheif from Oakland.
39. The same Indian cheif was really just a Raiders fan.
40. George Lucas has several websites devoted to his downfall.
41. In 1976, George Lucas worshipped a box of waffles.
42. George Lucas was put in an insane asylum for his waffle worship.
43. George Lucas eats carrotts for lunch and dinner on weekdays.
44. George Lucas refers to himself as the "touchdown kid."
45. George Lucas was arrested as the touchdown kid. He was later tried and hanged on charges of Syriany. He is now George Lucas.
46. George Lucas spit on his dog before running it over in 1766.
47. George Lucas refers to his right hand as "Fluffy."
48. George Lucas has a fear of movie ticket lines. He buys his tickets online now that he has successfully cloned the internet.
49. George Lucas has a strange fascination with Al Gore.
50. George Lucas and Al Gore are on the same tennis team.
51. George Lucas owns every EVERY Al Gore book.
52. Al Gore will be in Episode 3 at George Lucas's request.