54. George "Seymour Harris" Lucas once fell into a boiling vat of custard. He counted it as his bath
55. A big fan of ghost stories, Georgie "Smog the Great One" Lucas uses rubber sheets to prevent leaks
56. George Lukas bought his puppy a cell phone. He calls the phone MR-TPO.
57. Mr. Lucas calls his own voicemail numerous times each day, just for the robot voice interaction.
58. George "Walker Tough" Lucas plays his own videogames and eats with his hands.
59. The "Ironlung" Lucas once carried on a 3 week love affair with an ATM Machine.
60. George Lucas auditioned for a role on Friends. He wasn't cast because "He was too ugly."
61. George Lucas' aunt hand sewed all of George's pants. He wears two pair at a time just for luck.
62. George Lucas had a school yard crush on Mr. T, but his fan mail was never responded to.
63. Congress thought of putting George Lucas on a stamp but decided against it... "He was too ugly."
64. Instead of a stamp, they put Mr. Lucas on a poster warning children to "Stay away from Strangers."
65. Lava lamps remind George Lucas of his childhood. Mainly his nickname "The Human Sludge."
66. George Lucas also had other nicknames including, "Fat Camp," "Mr. Mustache," and "The Angle."
67. India has declared George Lucas an enemy to humanity, Japan named him Space man of the year.
68. George Lucas eats more Mac and Cheese each day than the elementary schools of France combined.
69. George "Pagoda Seven" Lucas finished last place in every race he ever ran, but won a cat.
70. George Lucas doesn't take very good pictures, just look at them.
71. The Lucas claims to have invented cookie dough, however science disproves this theory. "Too ugly"
72. George Lucas was named after a meatball that fell off his father's plate and on to the floor.
73. George Lucas unsuccessfully sported an afro for 13 years. He then switched to a perm.
74. George Lucas is unable to spell WOW backwards. He is also unable to spell TALL at all.
75. A rare eating disorder effects Mr Lucas, the disorder causes him to eat far too much.
76. George Lucas believes the force is strong within himself, he however cannot lift a car with it.
77. George "Got Any More Brownies" Lucas has an unnatural fear of computers, also of running.
78. On a whim, George Lucas tried to drink the whole ocean. Two cups later he was finished.
79. George Lucas was one time mistaken for a stuffed Sloth at the Museum of Natural Sloths.
80. A Natural historian, George Lucas crafted a hammer out of a broken hammer and some soup.
81. Long story short, George Lucas is a fugitive from justice on a planet only he knows about.
82. George Lucas once fell asleep in Internatonal waters. When he awoke he could speak Spanish.
83. George Lucas' favorite allergy is to pickles. He avoids them like he avoids exercise.
84. George Lucas is a big fan of the game Scrabble. He however cannot spell Scrabble, or game, or fan.
85. George Lucas collects nickels believing them to be a fuel source for future spacecrafts.
86. George Lucas recieved a failing grade in Science. He also recieved a failing grade in Gym and Hats.
87. Jimmy "JK" Lucas once hosted a late night talk show. He had one episode and was his only guest.
88. George Lucas only uses Firestone tires. He likes the name. He tried to name a Jedi it but was sued.
89. George "Mike T" Lucas wears floaties in the pool... and to award ceremonies.
90. George Lucas supports several charities for Oxen, Oars, and Orphans. But he doesn't like Orphans.