There was an uprising. An uprising against the tyranny
and selfishness of the other clans of the Star Wars galaxy.
This uprising came in the form of a new clan. A clan created with one sole purpose. To become way cooler and better than stupid gay {AF}
We are that clan. We are the {GF} clan. The George Lucas clan. Why the F? Go ask a corner freak! We are looking for the best and brightest to join. You MUST have a severe and extensive hatred for {AF} as well as the necissary body fat ratio. We will need several current DNA samples as well as your first born child. Wookies will be accepted without question. Ewoks need not apply. NO DROIDS! You must be quite capable with a lightsaber as well as have an extensive knowledge of the force. You must also understand Kilingon and hate {AF} with a fiery passion that consumes your vary soul. You must be able to answer 32 George Lucas trivia questions before acceptance will be considered. You must enjoy waffles and corn syrup. If this sounds like the clan for you, please apply. We will be eagerly awaiting your request. If you think this sounds too difficult or you don't want to be a "Lucas Nerd" then go join the Homosexual Alliance.