MUTIPLE CHOICE SECTION
a. yellow b. crimson c. tan d. Star Wars Style!
2. How often in the past three months has George Lucas changed the batteries in his "Mack Daddy" Flashlight?
a. 1 b. 10 c. 12 d. 3
3. If George Lucas were a puppy, which word(s) would best describe him?
a. medio-core b. casual c. pestilent d. hairy e. wookie-like f. all of the above
4. How many times (on average) does George Lucas take a trip to the beach in a month?
a. once a week b. four times a week c. never, he's too fat d. never, he's too ugly
5. If George Lucas could join a clan, which would he join?
a. {AF} b. -=[DS]=- c. {GF} d. AoM e. none, GL made Star Wars!
6. If George Lucas were alive in the 80's, which hair metal band would he like best?
a. Warrant b. Poison c. Bon Jovi d. Mr. Big e. Great White f. George's Fat Gut
7.What is George Lucas's favorite month?
a. Jan b. Feb c. Mar d. April e. May f. June g. July h. Aug i. Sep j. Nov k. Dec
8. What is George Lucas's favorite fruit?
a. cherry b. bannana c. apple d. corn dog
9. What year was George Lucas born?
a. 1811 b. 1611 c. 1992 d. 1961
10. How old is old Lukie?
a. 62 b. 77 c. 14 d. 801 e. 90210
11. What is the opposite of December?
a. ? b. January c. George Lucas d. a car wash e. August f. Mr. Big
12. What Planet do wookies come from?
a. Taspir 4 b. Taspir 3 c. Wookieville d. Hoth e. Westchesterfeildville f. Planet X
13. How many ewoks can fit into a shoebox comfortably?
a. 2 b. 6 c. 34 d. 96 e. 5 3/4 f. 1 g. none h. 9
14. Who is George Lucas's favorite Star Wars character?
a. Luke "The Jedi His-self" Skywalker b. Han Solo c. Darth Vader d. Chewbacca e. Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi f. Lando Calrissian g. R2D2 h. Princess Leia
15. What is George Lucas's biological background?
a. Korean b. White as the walls in a mental ward c. Anglo-anglosih d. Southern Unc
16. Does George Lucas prefer white, wheat, or pita?
a. White b. Wheat c. Pita d. none e. Non-organic tofu bean bread
17. George Lucas is a member of which organization?
a. PETA b. Red Cross c. Homosexual Alliance d. {GF} e. Bally Total Fitness
18. How far can George Lucas jump in the dark?
a. 3 feet b. 4 feet c. blue feet d. no feet e. 8 feet f. one feet
19. How much can George Lucas bench on a good day?
a. 24 lbs. b. 88 lbs. c. 96 lbs. d. 33 1/3 lbs. e. pi
20. In 1897, which Jedi Master became a dreaded Sith Lord?
a. Luke Skywalker b. Anikin Skywalker c. Frank Sinatra d. Franco Unabashed
21. What size pants does George Lucas wear?
a. fat guy pants b. 34L c. he doesn't wear pants d. JEDI-Sized pants
22. If George Lucas was an element on the Periodic Table, which element would he be?
a. Li b. K c. Mg d. H e. O f. Cu g. Mn h. Co i. Tx j. Ut
23. What kind of car does George Lucas wish he had?
a. a truck b. a dodge stratus c. a corvette d. a delorian e. porsche
24. What brand of syrup does George Lucas use?
a. Mrs. Butterworth (duh!) b. Log Cabin c. Uncle Ben's d. NyQuil e. Corn Syrup
25. How many times has George Lucas fallen in the bathroom (since 1992)?
a. 3 b. 4 c. countless d. none e. 5 f. 9 g. more than Luke is gay
26. How many trained chimps work as butlers for Mr. Cannonball Lucas?
a. 3 b. 4 c. none, chimps aren't real! d. none, chimps can't be trained e. 100x1
27. Can George Lucas count past 15?
a. yes b. no c. sometimes
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29. George Lucas's rugs are made of 100% genuine wookie fur.
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30. George Lucas has a trained penguin pilot that drinks, fly his personal jet.
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31. George Lucas paid $14,000 for a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth on ebay.
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32. George Lucas's favorite movie of all time is Star Trek IV.
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