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| Why people with cars RULE/SUCK |
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| Do people with cars rule or suck? Good question. Let's find out now shall we? |
| In the words of the Ancient Greek philosopher Josephine Constantilliusm, "It is far better to ride than to walk when the distance is farther than one is willing to walk. However it is slothful for he that rides when he could instead walk." Interesting. Very. So in other words, people with cars suck. Like when they ditch you to go to lunch or church and you end up walking or not going at all. Plus people with cars kill the environment. They slaughter it on purpose. Just because they value their own personal comfort above that of the community or the world even. When the world ends, it will be your fault people with cars! |
| CARS SUCK! |
| CARS RULE! |
| In the words of the Latin historian Bret Hillford, "It is a wonderful thing to be able to drive the 14 feet to the library rather than walk it every day." Interesting. Berry. It takes 6.3456789 seconds to drive from my house to the zoo. It'd be at least 3 minutes walking there. Do I have three whole minutes to spare? You betcha, but why walk when you can ride, that's what I say. That and people without cars suck. Take that losers! |
| We've heard the arguments and have tallied the score... It looks like we are all wrong. The way to go is in fact flying. Amazing. Flying is the wave of the future and the best way to get from your house to the zoo or library. Unless... |