[september 15th, 2004]"SUPER DUPER, NO WE DIDN'T RIP ALLLLL OF THIS STUFF OFF FROM COMPETING WEBSITES, COMPLETELY BIASED AND OPINIONATED WEEKLY VIDEOGAME NEWS ROUND UP!" Really, this is our new weekly column, please read, we beg you...read here
[september 12th, 2004] "Always Lace Your Bubble Gum with Crack" A Review of Bubble Bobble, by Zephyr �Death of Monkeys� McMundersondelsonderson
Have you ever wondered why Godzilla made that squeaky whine when he opened his mouth to blow colored radiation at buildings? While many experts have theorized that this was because he had a baby stuck between his teeth...read here
[september 4th, 2004] "Collected musings on why it would rock to be two-dimensional" a review of paper mario rpg" by the mei-pan
If there's one thing that you should know about my taste in video
games it is that I only play games that are worth playing with a pink
system or controller (re:really cute games!) , and Paper Mario. You
laugh, but it's true.read here
[august 28th, 2004] "Lords of the Realm 3" A review of said game by Zephyr "Death of Monkeys" McMundersondelsonderson.
Yes, I realize you've never heard of this game. Only insane diehard fans of LOTR could have looked past LOTR 2 and sat through the entire twelve ass-numbing endings of ROTK. Oh, wait...read here
[august 23rd, 2004] "Grand Theftitized Platforming" A review of JAK II by Mr. Funny Shoes.
So let me preface this by saying that this game is certainly better than your favorite game because you have very bad taste in everything, especially when you cant fit it in your mouth...read here
[august 8th, 2004] "The State of Videogame Magazine Thingies" by Mr. Funny Shoes.
In this article mr. Funny shoes examines the current state of "videogame magazine thingies." Expect him to use this opportunity to convince you why he is better than you, or your mom at writing about videogames. read here