[august 30th, 2004] So here we are, in the lovely world of links, otherwise known as the section which refers you to webpages that might actually be useful or entertaining because this one certainly isn't and I am too lazy to put forth the effort to make a site as enjoyable as any of these links. Know that if you click these links god will smite the hell out of you, because obviously WE are the final word on everything, I mean it's in the name, right?
Anyway have a ball I guess. The websites are arranged in some order maybe it will be obvious but since I haven't actually decided what that order is yet I guess you'll just have to scroll your lazy ass right on down! 98% of the human population are complete idiots, JOIN OUR RANKS!
Link To Your Site Yes, that's right kids I will link to your site. Free of charge, I don't even care what your site is, I probably won't even look at it but send me the link at "gamepope at gmail.com" and I'll put it on here, no hidden fees!!!!!
Games Links:
IGN- I'll start by saying that I have absolutely no clue what ign stands for. Ignorant Geek Nefrball? I Getz me Nekid (every night while I watch Jay leno)? I really don't know. What I do know is that it's a pretty comprehensive game site for news and reviews. I mean, yeah they have shitty taste in everything and have annoying ads, but hey it's better than I could do!
The Majic Bowks- So really crappy website name aside, this is a pretty cool lil site. Mainly just import news and screenshots, they have a lot less bullshit than all the other websites and update frequently. If you live in Japan just read this site instead of wasting your money on weekly famitsu, because really that's were they get most of their stuff.
PLAY- Dave Halverson's latest magazine, not much on the website, but you can subscribe! The mullet may be stupid but man I really like his editorials and agree with his taste in games, for the most part.
Game Trailers- Yeah, um trailers of games.
GAMEFAQS- If you suck too bad to actually beat a game yourself, or you're just a lazy fuck go here. It's comprehensitivityness amazes me.
Freearcade It's free. It's an arcade. What more do you want?
Addicting GamesMost of these just suck. But some are actually addicting enough to make you kill the pope just to get him the hell off the computer so you can play. Damn that pope's a comp hog.
Battleon Jeff's favorite passtime...besides your mom, of course.
Humor:
Albino Black Sheep- Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers mushroom mushroom...great flash aggh help
Homestar Runner- I so knew about strongbad email before you OR your mom OR jeff did. So bite my anal fungi.
Yes, Please Do- I need a paypal donate icon too, teach me how please.
Ill Will Press- My favorite squirell ever, nuff said.
WEEEEEE- My second favorite squirrel.
Something awful- I love how negative this site is. It makes me all warm inside, so do photoshop phridays.
Someting Positive- I really don't remember what the hell this was, but Senor Cardgage assures me that it's funny.
Physicisiscit
Physicists are really really funny! But only to themselves. But they're funny to everbody else when they have sex with their theories!
Scary squirrel Hot freakin' squirrel action! 'nuf said.
Skeeva Everything you need to know about the internet.
Madsci
Feel the need to compliment people surreally? This makes your job that much easier!
Mr. Funny Shoes' Sister! Bad Porn movies and cars! Written by Mr. Funny Shoes' sister! Sexxxxay.
Eye of World Rev We didn't review Robert Jordan's Eye of the World series, because this guy did it for us. So, so, so
well. Thank you, dork cynic.
Canada My best friend is in the Navy. He recorded this. Let's
move to Canada together.
Keaton World By far the most talented Flash programmer out there--Mcmundersonnelheimesson take note, here's the level I want you at!
Awesome:
Improvresourcecenter Porn clerks are wiser than you. And you think I'm kidding.
Trebuchet Throw yourself into the river. Toss a watermelon 200 feet up and shoot it with a shotgun. You know; the usual.
Fieggen It's not the fact that someone thinks people can surf the internet but not tie their shoes. It's that people write in and thank him for changing their lives.
Homemade-sex-toys You know you always wondered how to make your own. Now you can.
Found This guy has your
keys. And that thing you drew in third grade. That love letter to your high school gym techer? Uh huh.
Fanaticus This used to be where you went to get your shroom spores before the FBI shut it down. It's still the home of a crazy old man. I'm voting for him for president.