[august 23rd, 2004] Yoyo! Back on the streets homey! They can't keep me locked up 4ever! So you wanna send me some mail baby? come on be mah friend, let's get to know eachother, we'll take it REAL slow...sign my guestbook baby
[august 12th, 2004] welcome to gamepope international. to help you get acclimated to the culture here, I have created this spectacularly helpful faq composed of only the most interesting, and insightful questions I have received since launching. we are committed to your ultimate web browsing pleasure, thank you.
q: so wtf is this site all about? I have no clue what i'm reading, and it doesn't seem like you have a clue what you're writing.
a: it all started many, many years ago when a man by the name of dr. molnabar was spawned in a dark corner of a very smelly room in the state of minnesota. dr. molnabar was originally from the far east of dweetschland, but after being ostracized for his pantys fetish he decided to spawn afresh in the swedish stronghold of north america.
although one might think listening to lectures on this particular topic would be quite interesting. however, dr. molnabar (maybe self-conscious from his previous experiences) would simply walk around the room hands on his head, and a faint glimmer in his eye, and occasionally exclaim "rrrmmmmmmghgrgm...i like panties....hhmhmmrghm... i mean I like paintings...pope."
to make a long story short, seeing dr. molnabar hide his passion, and unrelenting desire for all sorts of panties has hardened our drive to create a website where one can pope his or her desires to his or her hearts content, nothing will be censored, nothing will be held back, nothing will make any sense, we don't need more logic, we need more passion. so without further ado I give you gamepope intl. the site where we convey the passion the almighty has given us directly to you. while games and movies may be an underlining theme here, no passion shall be withheld from the those who believe...in the words of dr. molnabar "mrmrmghmhmgr...PANTIES!!!!"
q: no really, what the hell is this site about, I don't get it?
a: ok, ok. i'm extremely bored here at work...they have me chained to this desk for hours and hours, with nothing at all to do. attracted by the fame and the fortune that opening a videogame review website promises, and misguided by my poor taste to think that my frends are funny and or talented, I decided to open this site and basicaly put any piece of crap any of my friends email me online. you happy now (tears streaming).
q: so what's are the different parts of your site, randumb is a stupid name?
a: welcome braza, asalamalimcolm, so lemme break down for you, check it out:
home- basic info, what's goin on in da hood, maybe some lame blog like activities
games- ahhh, better than sour cream, almost, here is where we review or rant or jogitize your memory about the hobby we like best
randumb- random and dumb, catchy, huh? the meat and potahtoes of the site. anything we feel like puttin up there...rants, pics, drawings, photocopies of todays pantys, letters to us, hate mail, oh my fav hate speech
movies- probably gonna be updated the least because I can't afford the bejesus like amount they charge at the theater here, and the other members don't have the feel for cinema that I do, I mean who else saw troll 2? mmm double decker bologne sandwich...
faq- if you don't get this man, you're lost
links- anything cool we found on the web that we decided to link to instead of ripping off
q: so, like, why do you have a faq when no one ever comes to your site, asks you questions, or even really cares?
a: well just because you don't answer the voices in your head, doesn't mean you have to bring me down for doing it (you don't know me, bah).
q: I've been a fan of yours for years, can I write for the site too??? I wanna be a hotshot game reviewer just like you!
a: sure! provided you're not a complete idiot, or even if you are an idiot as long as you're entertaining and regular(...) for more info on joining gamepope intl. click here.
q: what's with the pope, are you guys catholic, or just a big fan?
a: fan, yes...catholic, no, why? i don't get it...? um, we do have a john paul in our midst, though.
q: I find your site to be very disrespectful.
a: so does your mom, that's not a question btw.
q: why international? do you have local sites too?
a: there, there...i'm sure it's just a phase, I wouldn't worry too much. no, there are no local sites. here at gamepope we are committed to many countries, one culture. we live in america, japan, canada (ha), and international waters. however, we are all idiot americans, oh sorry mr. canada, we are all idiot "north" americans.
q: where did you get your banners and icons, can I copy them?
a:no no no...all graphics on this site were either created, traced, scanned, drawn, captured, stolen, or ripped off by gamepope intl. members. so even if we don't have a copyright on it someone else probably does.
q: so how many members are there at gamepope intl.?
a: excluding the people in our heads, if one can ever really make that distinction, 5 maybe.
q: will you link to my site?
a:on one of two conditions (1) it's awesome and has some relevance to the popedom, or (2) you link to this site.
q: how did you make this site? it's amazing!
a: oh thank you thank you...I know. regardless of what our mothers say, we can't all be THIS talented. I made this page with skill, love, mad photoshop skillz and crappy html (bows to the left, then to the right, nodding at the pretty little creature in the third row).
q: you copied/stole/plagarized/poped my site/idea/picture/copyrighted material/mom so I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS!!!!
a: after you calm down and realize that's not a question let me remind you that I probably altered the said content enuf that it shouldn't matter, right? if you email us at gamepope at gmail.com we'll consider removing said content, then we'll get someone to hack the crap out of your site steal your identity and your dog too, you could be a famous country musician after i get through with you!