BIO: Zephyr name: Zephyr "Death of Monkeys" McMundersondelsonderson
age: old enough to pope the pope
sign: Scorpio. My mom thinks I'm a libra. Last time I listen to all that bullshit about why can't I bother to call or write after she was in labor with me for 213 hours.
occupation: Video games. With the occasional massive anal popage thrown in for flavor.
favorite saying: "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em"
hero: battlepope
favorite game: strip monopoly
memories of school: When that freshman had been ringing the bell for like nine hours in the middle of the night and we went out and asked him if he was still a virgin and he said yeah what's that go to do with anything and we shot him in the nuts at point blank range with our potato cannon and he died and we rang the bell to celebrate. Yay college!