So first of all a big wet welcome to all you of my new swedish hommie readers out there, you mah bah. welcome to our site, we spent hours crafting every last detail of it when we were bored and drujnk last night. so lemme see you7re thinking "the state of videogame magazine thingies," wtf dude. well I thought it be a good way to rant and let you know what this site will be all about and how it'll be different from the rest of the hundred pages out there, so allow me to jogimotize yhou for a few minutes.
Let me start by tellin yah there are some sites out there I go to and read all the time and will most likely be "liftin" from them regularly. I go to ign, the-magicbox, and gameforms and read PLAY all the time, other sites I just dont have the time for. If you want real stories go there. Aside from dave jhalverson s delirious rants and money acceptin goin on over at play (I'm lovin it dave thx) all these sources are pretty serious (gf-videogames as art, ha). So if you want good writing and real reviews by all means pope your way over there. If you want the completely biassed opionion of our fine no gettin the mulahs staff come here, we be waitin. I love these sites but I mean where has all the personality gone in videogame journalism? before we had that dude from gamepro, the comix oin nintendo power, estorm representin....seriously now we have a buch o dorks and dorkettes just keepin it real. but heya videogames and reality shouldnt mixalot so we here to bring peronality, bad writing, errors, blatant isms back (d.h. is trying pretty hard with the whole girls of gaming tho u gotz to admit).
I wouldof liked to make a real site but we just dont have the talent, or the willpower. this isnt an apology, because well be workin haaaard to make this the most incoherent biassed site out there, from the swedish perspective. pleawse enjoy all of the papal power we habe imbued this site with.
-Scrotal Mjerksen, EDIter