• AUDITIONS HERE...
Yes, it's true. Competition to play the part of Herbert was hard fought with a wide variety of actors and actresses desperate for the part. Some were dire, some stellar and others just confused. In the end though there could only be one...

• HYGIENE
As viewers of the Turkey Video are no doubt aware preparing a turkey of Herb's standard involves a lot of hand washing. In this section we offer a visual guide to this vital activity and offer a statistical analysis of turkey mass to hand washing rate using genuine experimental turkey data.
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See Herbert's noble sacrifice in action! Witness the cooking process! See the guests! Meet the film crew!
• TURKEY GIRL
A complete profile of Kate Piscator, the cook herself! From initial motivation through to final thoughts on Herbert and his post-mortem popularity, it'll all be here.