Picture 1 Remove your turkey from sink prior to cooking. This removes any awkwardness in getting the sink into your oven during the later stages of cooking your turkey. Time Index: 00.15
Picture 2 The next important step is to place your turkey into a clean tray with sides. This stops your turkey having any last second ideas about running away. Time Index: 00.28
Picture 3 Use Turkey Foil to sanitise your chicken chopper. Do not get turkey foil confused with other pseudo-turkey brands like aluminium foil. Only foil made from turkeys will work here. Other kinds of foil are likely to explode on you. Time Index: 00.35
Picture 4 Remove external wrapping from your turkey. This is important as it stops turkey brand advertising during the rest of the video. Another reasonable reason to remove the wrapping is that cooked plastic wrappings tend to distort the turkey flavour we are aiming for. Probably not to healthy if you ate it either. Your turkey may be a bit reluctant to come out of its wrapping at this point. Threaten it with your scissors - let it know you are in charge! Time Index: 00.52
Picture 5 Your turkey may be feeling slightly modest about being in just his birthday suit at this point. Put his mind at ease by pointing out his wings etc and thus letting him know he shouldn't be embarrassed as you have seen it all before. Now wash your hands! Time Index: 01.06

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