Picture 16 Delicately pluck any feathers that might remain on the chap that the Morrison's workers carelessly left behind. Remember, where he's going there's no need for modesty and he certainly won't be needing the extra warmth! Time Index: 03.18
Picture 17 At this point compliment your camera lady on the fine job she is doing. This is a sneaky idea as now while she is rightfully feeling chuffed with her camerawork you can make another dash to the sink. Time Index: 03.23
Picture 18 By now your turkey has realised he is not being prepped for a night out on the town and is in fact heading for a slightly warmer venue. Thus you may find arranging parts of his anatomy (like his legs) a difficult process. Try bluffing him by claiming you don't understand what's going on. This should put your turkey at ease and relax him. Time Index: 03.42
Picture 19 If this method continues to be ineffective use the power of the Cut and the awesomeness of Editing to loosen his legs. Who knows what cruel and horrible misdeeds were performed on sweet, innocent Herbert in those minutes now forever lost to time? But as the legs are now loose and we are one step closer to cooking him who cares? Time Index: 04.00
Picture 20 Your turkey may be frozen inside, but there is no need to worry. On the oath and bond of a suitably higher turkey authority this is all ok. Continue to proceed. Use your hand to confirm that your turkey is indeed frozen frozen and not just frozen with fear. You could naturally use a thermometer instead of your hand. Just an idea. Time Index: 04.08

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