This
Just IN!!!!
New developments
occur every day, some of them we feel like reporting,
the rest are lies about OJ, spread by cycnical assholes
intent on bringing down the 1968 Heisman Trophy Winner
because they are jealous.
Read about our
attempts to clear OJ's name as they come. We are sure
that you will see the validity of our cause, and find
your way clear to assist us in this worthy endeavor.
FREE OJ!
2001
All I want for Christmas is Justice. Justice for OJ. Oh and a little rest for him in this exhaustive search. Wait, that and a Play Station 2. Dave wants the same, except he wants it for Hannukah.
(Submitted 12/1/2001)
The San Diego Convention Center is apparently NOT a place harboring the people who framed OJ. Doesn't mean that they aren't still suspect...
(Submitted 11/1/2001)
We will be conducting an exhaustive search of the San Diego Convention Center this month. It is entirely possible that the real killers are there. More on this as it breaks.
(Submitted 10/1/2001)
Before you even suggest it, OJ doesn't even know how to fly a plane.
(Submitted 9/20/2001)
The days are getting warm. Too warm to continue the searches of the golf courses. Perhaps the real killers are hiding away in the pubs, perhaps at the beach. We will find you real killers. Oh yes, we will find you.
(Submitted 8/1/2001)
July, Independence Day. Will we finally be free from the tyranny oppressing OJ? Only time will tell.
(Submitted 7/1/2001)
We may be on to something! Evidently some "football players" in Malaysia were caught in a drug ring. First besmirching the good name of the sport of football by calling it thus, and then playing soccer, and next besmirching OJ? Coincidence?
Football Junkies
(Submitted 6/1/2001)
This month we will begin checking the golf courses of Southern California for the real killers. OJ has been taking care of the courses in Florida. Evidently there must be some evidence that links the real killers to the homesteading act in Florida. More news as it comes.
(Submitted 5/1/2001)
We must now assume that the NCAA has given up on the man that we refuse to give up on. OJ, This Bowl's for you!
Our letter to the NCAA
(Submitted 4/1/2001)
You would think a simple No would be acceptable. Apparently the NCAA has no interest in preserving justice.
Our letter to the NCAA
(Submitted 3/1/2001)
With less than 2 months to go before the NCAA will select next year's bowl games, we can only imagine that in their haste to get this bowl off the ground, they have forgotten to contact us. We will keep you apprised!
Our letter to the NCAA
(Submitted 2/1/2001)
Still no word from the NCAA. Clearly they must be very busy with the many possibilities that this bowl creates. The sheer suggestion of this bowl is probably getting everyone in an uproar of excitement.
Our letter to the NCAA
(Submitted 1/1/2001)
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