This
Just IN!!!!
New developments
occur every day, some of them we feel like reporting,
the rest are lies about OJ, spread by cycnical assholes
intent on bringing down the 1968 Heisman Trophy Winner
because they are jealous.
Read about our
attempts to clear OJ's name as they come. We are sure
that you will see the validity of our cause, and find
your way clear to assist us in this worthy endeavor.
FREE OJ!
2002
Nancy Pelosi is named the leader of the Democratic Party? And still no redemption for OJ.
(Submitted 12/1/2002)
The Angels won the world series. Didn't find the Real Killers in the stands at any of the games, but not from a lack of trying to locate them. Well redemption for the Angels fans, but not for OJ.
(Submitted 11/1/2002)
The Ryder Cup has begun. An opportunity to ferret out the real killers if they are in Belfry England.
(Submitted 10/1/2002)
Back to school month. Clear out the playgrounds, and sure enough the real killers will emerge. We will find you.
(Submitted 9/1/2002)
So Charleton Heston evidently has >alzheimers disease. A convenient excuse now that we were getting close.
(Submitted 8/11/2002)
August 16th will mark the 25th Anniversary of Elvis' alleged passing. A mystery that to this day has not been solved to the satisfaction of many. The remaining 98% of the population is pretty sure what happened. A familiar situation is still brewing for us.
(Submitted 8/1/2002)
The wedding plans have begun with a frenetic pace. This may take time from my attempts to clear OJ's good name.
(Submitted 7/1/2002)
Well one effort did come to fruition. Unfortunately, no justice for OJ, and Marion Barry tried to steal my patent.
(Submitted 6/1/2002)
This month I will search Washington D.C. for the real killers. Perhaps meet with Marion Barry about the crack pipe idea. And also propose to my fiancee. Hopefully at least one of these efforts will come to fruition.
(Submitted 5/1/2002)
So Michael Moore won an Oscar for Bowling for Columbine in March? Ok, perhaps we can draft him to do a documentary on where the real killers are hiding out.
(Submitted 4/1/2002)
Checked out Mardi Gras last month. Didn't find the real killers, but I did find happiness. Thank you baby Jesus for inventing plastic beads!
(Submitted 3/1/2002)
This last month, Hollywood was the target. Whereas we found people posing as super heroes in costumes presumably made by their moms (assuming that their moms are blind epileptics with no understanding of how to sew), we were unable to find the real killers. We must be getting close.
(Submitted 2/1/2002)
A new year. A chance to make a difference. A chance to clear a man from the lies that have crippled him. Our New Year's Resolution - find justice once and for all. Oh, and lose 15 lbs.
(Submitted 1/1/2002)
(Submitted 11/20/2000)
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