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2004

With the US election behind us, and this time no chance of liberal hippies claiming Bush stole the election, I am sure we will get back to the important tasks at hand. Finding the real killers will have to be a front burner issue now. Well that and me getting some sweet stuff for Christmas.
(Submitted 12/1/2004)

 

We are in the middle of Ramadan. This gives us plenty of time towards dusk to step up our efforts. They will have fasted all day, and will be weaker and slower. As such they will be easier to catch. That is of course if they are Muslim. Otherwise it really won't change our investigation all that much.
(Submitted 11/1/2004)

 

SpaceShipOne launches this month. If it is successful, we will have the capability to take our investigation into space. Incase that may be where the real killers are hiding. These guys have been pretty elusive so far
(Submitted 10/1/2004)

 

First Marlon Brando, and now Rick James? They say deaths occur in 3's. Lindsay Lohan had better be on her toes this month.
(Submitted 9/1/2004)

 

Marlon Brando died in July. I guess we should take him off the list of suspects. Christian, you're still on it.
(Submitted 8/1/2004)

 

The one year anniversary of the hurricane that tried to throw me off course on mt honeymoon. I shall get you yet you real killers.
(Submitted 7/1/2004)

 

Perhaps this summer we will try searching for the REAL KILLERS at popular amusement parks in the Southern California Area. A perfect hiding place for them all.
(Submitted 6/1/2004)

 

Washington D.C. again. Lot's of probabilities there. I think we might find the killers this time.
(Submitted 5/1/2004)

 

Million Dollar Baby was all the buzz at this year's oscars. A movie about assisted suicide. Where was Johnny Cochran on that front?
(Submitted 4/1/2004)

 

Super Tuesday is coming up for the 2004 presidential election. We know two things, Florida (new home to OJ Simpson) will be a major factor in this year's electiosn. And killers probably don't vote.
(Submitted 3/1/2004)

 

February is black history month. Perhaps this year we will take time to honor the great accomplishments of one OJ Simpson. Both on and off the field, OJ has been the kind of person that slashes right to the heart of things. Someone who cuts to the important issues. Someone who isn't afraid to take a stab at greatness. Perhaps this once we can remember him for slicing through the racial divide of both blacks and whites as he carved out a place in the history books for us all.
(Submitted 2/1/2004)

 

Rancho Mirage. Site of many golf courses, old people, and probably some Indian Casinos. In all likelyhood, some real killers will be there as well. We shall see.
(Submitted 1/1/2004)


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