This
Just IN!!!!
New developments
occur every day, some of them we feel like reporting,
the rest are lies about OJ, spread by cycnical assholes
intent on bringing down the 1968 Heisman Trophy Winner
because they are jealous.
Read about our
attempts to clear OJ's name as they come. We are sure
that you will see the validity of our cause, and find
your way clear to assist us in this worthy endeavor.
FREE OJ!
2005
Once again this holiday season, we ask that OJ be set free. If we can't have that, please let us have an XBOX 360.
(Submitted 12/1/2005)
USC had a miracle win over Notre Dame en route to their third national championship. I'd like to think that was God's way of saying, "Leave OJ Alone." But not enough people believe in God for that to happen.
(Submitted 11/1/2005)
Huricane Katrina. Who'se to blame? Mayor Nagin? Governor Blanco? President Bush? Global Warming? At least the fingers aren't pointed at OJ this time.
(Submitted 10/1/2005)
Checked San Diego again this month. The real killers were nowhere to be found in the gaslamp quarter. Especially between the hours of 7 pm and 3am. Allegedly.
(Submitted 9/1/2005)
Against my will I searched Tucson last month looking for the real killers. Frankly if that is where they are, they deserve to stay there. Tucson only has the Bio-Dome to see if they can breathe any life into that otherwise dead city. Why not, it almost worked for Pauly Shore.
(Submitted 8/1/2005)
June 23rd the Supreme Court passed down the dreaded Kelo vs. New London decision allowing cities to take one private party's property and give it to another private party "for the good of the community." We'd be surprised if the court hadn't already taken OJ's Heisman trophy away from him for the exact same purpose.
(Submitted 7/1/2005)
Bob Geldof just announced a new benefit concernt called Live8 that will happen to help third world countries. What about a benefit concert to help out wrongly accused former heisman trophy winners? I guess that is just too much to ask of Mr. Greedy Geldof.
(Submitted 6/1/2005)
New Pope. German, former Hitler's Youth Member. Just the kind of image the Catholic Church needs right now. Shoulda gone with OJ.
(Submitted 5/1/2005)
We lost Johnnie Cochran on March 29th. One of the few freedom fighters for OJ. Many people have suspected where he went. He went to check the afterlife for the real killers. We intend on having the TAPS guys report back to us when they know something.
(Submitted 4/1/2005)
This month is pretty much consumed with weddingfest2005. Between the Bachelor Party in South Beach, and the 5 day ceremony, there will be little time for searches. That being said, OJ has nothing to do with Terry Schaivo, so don't start.
(Submitted 3/1/2005)
Arte Moreno, owner of the Anaheim Angels, announced a name change for the Angels. They will now be known as the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. For the Spanish deficient, that translates to The The Angels Angels of Anaheim. Guess who is now on our suspect list...
(Submitted 2/1/2005)
USC wins it's second national championship in a row. They have yet another Heisman Trophy winner (Matt Leinart). And still OJ isn't allowed on the field. The game was even in Florida. What is this world coming to?
(Submitted 1/1/2005)
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