This
Just IN!!!!
New developments
occur every day, some of them we feel like reporting,
the rest are lies about OJ, spread by cycnical assholes
intent on bringing down the 1968 Heisman Trophy Winner
because they are jealous.
Read about our
attempts to clear OJ's name as they come. We are sure
that you will see the validity of our cause, and find
your way clear to assist us in this worthy endeavor.
FREE OJ!
2003
This Holiday season, we once again implore the Lord to clear the good name of OJ, and help us find the real killers who perpetrated this attrocity. The attrocity that is of framing OJ Simpson, winner of the 1968 Heisman Trophy and therefore not a killer. Amen.
(Submitted 12/1/2003)
November, a time for Thanksgiving. Unfortunately we can't thank the Lord for removing people's doubt over the greatness that is OJ.
(Submitted 11/1/2003)
The California Recall is definitely on. No word from any of the candidates whether or not they had anything to do with the framing of OJ Simpson. However with over 100 candidates, someone has to know something.
(Submitted 10/1/2003)
A friend got married in San Antonio this month. We looked, found a Ukalelie, but no killers. We even checked the golf course. No luck there either.
(Submitted 9/1/2003)
We must have been getting close. A hurricane interrupted the honeymoon cruise, and as such he was unable to visit the Grand Caymans or Cozumel. We're on to you real killers. It is only a matter of time.
(Submitted 8/1/2003)
One of us will be getting married this month. Will be travelling to Jamaica, the Grand Caymans and Cozumel. OJ has probably already checked these places what with their picturesque scenery, and tasty umbrella drinks. Non the less, his honeymoon will not tear him away from his passion. Freeing OJ.
(Submitted 7/1/2003)
Sacramento, not too far from Modesto. Could Scott Peterson be linked to the OJ trial? I shall find out this month.
(Submitted 6/1/2003)
Apparently the major opperations in Iraq are over. Now we can get back to more important things, like clearing OJ's name once and for all.
(Submitted 5/1/2003)
SARS is taking hold worldwide. Soon it will be after OJ. We must find a way to protect OJ at all costs. This is a moral imperative.
(Submitted 4/1/2003)
Shock and Awe. Yes, get ready real killers. Guess who we're coming for next.
(Submitted 3/21/2003)
Before you even try it. OJ doesn't know anyone involved with the band Great White. Trying to tie him in with those shenanigans. You should be ashamed of yourself.
(Submitted 3/1/2003)
No Mardi Gras for me this year. The killers are free to attend now. It is a real shame.
(Submitted 2/1/2003)
Tomorrow is the last day of Kwanzaa. I propose adding an 8th day. We will call this day "OJima" and it is dedicated to finding justice for those who have been wrongly accused.
(Submitted 1/1/2003)
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