The NCAA www.FindTheRealKillers.com

DEAD LAST BOWL

David Coher
Chief Executive Officer and Minister of Justice
And
Chip Ahlswede
President and Minister of Truth
Find the Real Killers.com

Graham B. Spanier
President, National Collegiate Athletic Association
700 W. Washington Street
Indianapolis, Indiana 46206-6222

November 20, 2000

Dear President Spanier:

We are writing to you to offer the NCAA a partnership with our website, Find the Real Killers.com. Our website, (http://www.findtherealkillers.com/,) has recently been revamped in order to better assist O.J. Simpson, the Brown family, and the Goldman family in their search for the real killers of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. We are interested in working with you to establish a new NCAA football bowl game – The Findtherealkillers.com Dead Last Bowl.

The first criterion listed on your website is that bowl sponsors must be responsible partners of the NCAA. We figure that since companies such as Crucial.com and Insight.com get to have a bowl game there is no reason why Findtherealkillers.com should not have a bowl game. In fact, we are far more deserving. While most Internet companies are out to make a buck from a combination of no-social-life dorks who are scared of human interaction and would prefer to shop from their home with greedy, naïve, and just plain simpleton investors who think that the stock market is an acceptable fix for their gambling addiction, we at Findtherealkillers.com are helping people. Our efforts to assist the bereaved are bringing us closer, every day, to finding the real killers and bringing them to justice.

The second criterion listed on your website is that bowl sponsors must be financially secure. We understand that the NCAA must ensure that bowl sponsors pay member institutions a fair amount for participation. However, we are also aware that we will not be able to secure such marquee programs as the third ranked team in Conference-USA, as does the Galleryfurniture.com Bowl. We are envisioning a competition between the last two teams under the BCS ranking system. If you can arrange for BCS to release the rankings down to the bottom of Division I-A, we can finally have a true national loser game. These schools should be affordable since both schools will probably be canceling their football programs shortly. We have secured an irrevocable letter of credit from the Any Kind Checks Cashed (No ID Required!) on the corner of Figueroa and Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard in Los Angeles. This letter of credit should cover the fees paid to the participating schools along with the cost of the prizes we will be awarding to the losing team. We figure that the losing team should get the prizes awarded after the game, including a trip to Hawaii. The vacation should take their mind off the sport; after all, the last thing we want those kids thinking about is football.

Given that we are able to fulfill the criteria you have laid out and that we are helping to clear the name of a former NCAA Athlete, we are confident you will find our application sufficient. Please let us know as soon as you arrange a date for the game as we will need to reserve a field for the game and the local high schools demand at least one month notice. Together we can all help end the oppression of O.J. Simpson by those who are besmirching his good name.

Sincerely,
FindtheRealKillers.com