THE STORY SO FAR.......
Gossip between Rad and Ray managed to create an alleged relationship between Flora and Altra. But eyebrows are truely tilted in theit direction as after Altra rather ridiculously denied the claims ("That is slander! You can't prove it!), Flora nominated him for the Sexy Award. It seems their love is so strong she can create awards. Strange!
After a drunken night, Valdis and Fire Maniac are locked outside the Vault bare naked. It is a trick played by TCR_A1, and the nake pair have vowed revenge and chase after him and his driver Rat Keeng in their car.
Rad and Ray are shot by a woman whose name begins with 'F' and after recovering their injuries they search the Vault for archives of a woman whose name begins with that letter. They realise its Flora. But why? Ray goes off back to his room but Rad sits down and thinks out loud. "Does she know of the masterplan?"
WEEK ONE
The next day, Altra mysteriously disappears with all of his possessions as well as his laptop. He leaves a message for Skenvoy saying that she is now in charge and suddenly dedicates the site to her creation 'BrownSodaPop.' Meanwhile the underclasses get desperate. Rad and Ray spread gossip about the town trying to topple this soda-dictatorship. Since the drunk-naked trick, Valdis has become Hell Razor and he and Fire Maniac finally track down TCR_A1 and Rat Keeng, who played the trick in the first place. Cue some nervous faces and car chases. That storyline continues next week. But Skenvoy finally finds out Rad's evil plan to break the Vault down into 2 rival factions (or usergroups) which will help him gain control over the weak-minded. Bitterman returns from the desert unnoticed and hears what Skenvoy has to say about Rad.
WEEK TWO
Rat Keeng and TCR_A1 crash into a caravan and seemingly die. But Hell Razor and Fire Maniac can't find their bodies. Strange. The focus of short-term overseer Skenvoy is now switched to I Think I'm Paranoid who has created a clone of Shirley Manson. As well as constant dribbling, he could be in a conversation with someone about Ornithology and then shout "What did you say about Shirley?" Howvever, Rad is paying the Paranoid citizen to take the gaze of Skenvoy off him and aquires the skills of Deagletime as they decide to share the leadership of the Vault. Strangely, Skenvoy intercepts a messge from Flora going to AltraWave. "You want to finish what, Flora! What do you want to finish?"
WEEK THREE
Rad writes the kill list: Skenvoy, Altra, Raymondo and Flora. Rad hires Paranoid, Hell Razor and FireManiac to take them out. Raymondo sees the kill list and realises he has to intervene. He runs to Skenvoy, but she has already been shot. He runs to the medical bay and quickly gives her over to LameName the Vault doctor who says to "You have to convince Deagletime! Without him, Rad has no authority!" Ray runs to Deagletime's room but is shot and goes unconcious.
WEEK FOUR
Ray wakes up in the hospital with Altra and Phil at his side. "Did we get him?" Phil nods. "Yes, his trial is today." Ray breathes a sigh of relief. "I'm glad. What kind of punishment will he get?" Altra answers. "His mod title will be removed and he will be put in prison." Ray is puzzled. "I didn't know Rad was a mod." Phil is equally puzzled. "Rad - what do you mean? Its Deagletime who is on trial!" Ray shakes his head in disbelief. "You go the wrong guy!" Phil calls LameName. "He's having an attack I think!" Ray squirms as the gas takes over. "NO!!!!!!!!! He's inncoent! No!!!!!!!!!!!" Ray wakes up in hospital the next day and realises that he needs to release Deagletime from prison. And he does. But in doing so he is found out and both have to leave. They decide to journey to other Vaults to rally against Rad and his evil plan but there are some who may use the situation to their advantage.
CONTINUED LATER
EPISODE TWO
V52 SOAP SPECIAL ~ 1 HOUR LONG ~ SECRETS REVEALED!
Phil has regained control of the Vault and Skenvoy tells him what has been happening about Rad. "Prove it Skenvoy." She responds "I'm going to try." Altra sends a message to Flora asking that they meet in the coffee house run by Scotty the Great. Ray manages to hear her reading it and brings a camera. Its not just Flora and Altra who are there - there is another man and woman. "Okay Altra. I exchange my friend Sindy for your friend Bob." Altra nods. "Lets have a double date on Saturday night. Me and Sindy and you and Bob." Flora nods "Sounds good." Altra feels something cold rap around his ass. Its Sindy! He pulls out his gun and fires. Bang! Instead of flesh, its plasticine! (or play-dough or soemthing) "You would set me up with a doll!" Flora snarls. "Well he's not real either is he!" And she pulls the trigger. "No!!!!!!!" But it is too late - Bob is real and Flora is a murderer. "You killed Bob!" Altra draws his gun but before any more killings can take place Scotty the Great uses his electric prod to knock them out. Flora and Altra are remanded in custody to be interviewed later. Bitterman is looking out on the desert from the observation tower. Faintly in the distance he sees an army. Led by Raymondo and Deagletime. There is the man known to Raymondo as Beef and Nurk! comrades such as Dedtexx and the Professor. There is a huge VT army. They come towards us. Bitterman knows he should help out the army before Rad takes over - but the chance to kill annoying forum spammers is just too much to pass up. "Phil - We are under attack."
Phil signals red-alert. "All hands to battle stations. Warp 1 engage!" Skenvoy looks at him. "Fulfilling some sci-fi fantasies Phil?" Phil shakes his head. "I would but this seat has a seatbelt so I can't roll about and do all the cool jumping stuff."
Anyway, the only Vault Leader who isn't dead, in jail or exiled in the story is the villanious and treachorous Rad. "I'll go in the battlecruiser myself." And he fires up the vehicle. Vroom! Skenvoy gets up to leave - now would be a good time to check up on Rad's handywork. She sneaks out of the command center and goes to check it up.
Rad fires his torpedoes at the army. And so the battle began.
CONTINUED NEXT TIME
EPISODE 3
"The battlecruiser Rad? You mean the car that smells?" asked Skenvoy. Rad nods. "But I've got miniguns attached!" And Rad fired. Spammers being filled with bullets. "Die Spammers Die!" The deafining noise of the bullets filled the area. The army went into full retreat after Deagle caught a bullet. "Ah!" From his infolink the words "Don't kill him Rad" repeated in a tone never so anxious. But it was too late for that. Rads weapons were locked, his guns charged and the weight of his hand pressed on the trigger. The only thing he could do was let go. And he did. "No!!!!!!" screamed a unidentified spammer and took the shot.
Meanwhile inside the jail, Flora and AltraWave are being questioned in two seperate rooms. "I didn't mean to kill Bob. I thought he was wax." Haplo the police detective Haplo tilted his eyebrow diagonally. "So you did it then."
"No."
"Then how could you not mean to kill him and yet not kill him."
"Yes."
"What are you talking about? Yes - what?"
"I didn't mean to kill Bob. I thought he was wax."
"What?"
"Yes."
"Flora - what is going on here?"
"I didn't mean to kill Bob. I thought he was wax."
"Okay what's going on?"
"Yes."
"Right lets see if you are really Flora."
And at that he tilted the lamp so that the light directly hit Flora's head.
"I didn't mean to kill Bob. I thought he was wax."
But slowly the face melted.
"It was a waxdroid that killed Bob - then where's Flora?"
Next door, Altra answered questions from Vergilius and his partner Sybotik.
"Flora killed him - what more do you want?"
"He's right," whispered Sybotik in VG's ear "We know what happened. We gain nothing from keeping him in."
Vergilius nodded and reluctantly walked out the room and beckoned Altra to follow him. "Sorry about the mistake Mr.7."
"Just bring in the right guy next time."
Suddenly, Haplo burst into the room. "Flora didn't kill Bob!" Altra snorted. "Of course she did. I saw her." Haplo shook his head, breathless with this unexpected news. "Calm down Haplo. What have you found out?" asked Vergilius calmly. "It was a waxdroid! And its memory records the face of Takroy upon its creation!"
"Takroy - I thought he had left."
"He has. It seems we have had a wax version of Flora for the last month or so."
"Intriguing. What we have to do now is find Flora?"
"If she is still alive. She will be, she will be. She won't go down easy."
Lamename, the Vault doctor ran out the door and came to Deagletime's aid. "Rad" was all Deagletime managed to say before he fell into unconciousness. Lamename was quite aware of these events and grimaced when he saw Rad get out of his car. "Quickly give him to me - I'll take him into the hospital" shouted Rad. "No!" shouted Lame back. "You won't lay a finger on him! Someday we'll find you out!" Rad laughed evily. "You and what mutant assistant?" Lame's eyes bulged at this. "I'm hiring for them on Wednesday. Care to try out mutie-traitor?" Rad smiled again evily. "Maybe you should hire yourself and from the pay get the replacement hip you've been looking for MaimeName!" And at that LameName turned and ran to the Vault with Deagletime in his arms and medkit in the other.
Phil stared into the desert abyss from the Vault's command center. Could it really be true? Could he have been telling the waxdroid secrets about the Vault weapon systems all this time? Could Takroy know enough to get rich from some raider's pocket? He didn't know. He stroked his beard and realised there wasn't a single line in the soap that said he had shaved.
EPISODE FOUR
Phil shaved his beard that was now in biblical proportions and looked despairingly at his reflection. He had failed in his position - the vault was a sad despairing place. But what could he do to make it better? What powers did the overseer position give him except a title and a lovely sticker? He had taken the job for the sticker but discovered more than just stickiness. People used to respect him but now - he considered himself to be washed up and on parole.
Lamename surveyed the unconcious Deagle who lay in the hospital bed. He pressed a button on the nearby keypad. "Overseer - I'm about to wake him up." Phil still stared at himself and responded distractically. "Good. Call Vergilius and tell him to pay him a visit."
Lamename nodded. "Yes sir I'll make sure of it."
Vergilius received the call and briefed his officers Haplo and Sybotik. "Haplo - I want you to search Flora's quarters and analyse the camera archives in her bedroom. Sybotik - search Takroy's room, hack into his database and see when his last message was put in. Meet me back here in 2 hours, thats 1300 hours. Dismissed."
Vergilius headed to the stairs and slowly walked up the seven flights - he needed the exercise but he needed to know where Flora was even more. He opened the door of the medical lab and saw Lamename with a surgical glove on his hand. "What's the glove for?" Lamename woke from his dream about Skenvoy and slowly came out from sub-conciousness. "It's good to wake people up. They hear the noise and they instantly think their dead and they are about to be administered an autopsy. They seem to want to prove their not dead." Vergilius wore one of those "And you are insane" looks. "When he sits up - he is wearing pants under that hospital skirt-thing. "No." pondered Lamename, "But as a doctor I've learned to forget about my human squeamishness and become truly alien." The look on Vergilius's face slowly changed from "And you are insane" to "And you are physcotic." Lamename snapped the elastic gloves and Deagletime. "Ah!" screamed Lame. "Cover your eyes VG. VG?" VG lay on the floor knocked out by the shock. "I can't take that as a compliment!" said Deagletime.
Haplo looked through Flora's drawers, wardrobe and locker in search of something. After prelonged stay in Flora's knicker drawer he decided he better get started on the archives. There was a 4 week gap between the oldest recording and the newest one. He picked the last one before the six month gap and played. He couldn't believe what he saw.
Sybotik stared into Takroy's old room. Electricity flashed from a nearby computer, bookshelves lay collapsed on the wooden floor and a tap ran with water. By the look of it he guessed it had been searched by someone. By the look of it they hadn't found what they were looking for - part of the room seemed to be intrically searched and in the other objects lay covering the floor. Takroy was a scientist that was clear enough in his mind. Waxdroids were created in the hope they could impersonate celebrities in the hope that it would improve income and get visitors for tourist attractions. It didn't work out though and the idea was abandoned as a total waste of time. He heard his infolink beep and he pressed the receiver button. "Yes Haplo what have you found?" asked Sybotik. "Flora = naked! What! Really?" And at that he ran to where Haplo was.
After 20 minutes of looking at the archives Haplo received a call from VG. "An explosion? - where?" Vergilius responded. "In Takroy's room. I fear Sybotik is dead." Haplo laughed. "No he's right here!" Vergilius grew angry. "What?" Haplo laughed harder. "Flora = naked!" Vergilius hung up but before the link went down it seemed that footsteps were occuring rapidly and that wind was swirling by at an alarming speed.
EPISODE FIVE
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
Flora naked? Flora dead? Flora missing? We shall find out in this episode of the V52 soap!
Vergilius ran like the wind - if the wind speed made light-speed seem like that we lucky-assed tortoise in that damn predictable fable. No tiredness could quench his thirst for 'Flora time'. No wait that wasn't a good name for what he was about to receive. How about 'Fallout Films - The Tale of Vergilius's dreams'? Nope. Sounded too much like a crappy TV movies. He decided to put it out of his mind. "Sexy Home Videos" perhaps? No! "Keep it out of your mind VG. Get there first and then think." And he did get there and walked into Flora's quarters. Inside there was no one to be seen. That wasn't what he had noticed first. What he had noticed first was the distinct lack of kinky Flora material. "Haplo? Sybotik? Guys?" Something hit the back of his head and everything went black. Even his twinkling dreams of "Sexy Home Videos".
Meanwhile, Hell Razor and FireManiac returned from their desert adventures and re-entered the vault. Illgas was running the reception desk today and didn't notice as the two sneaked into the lift. Hell Razor re-started conversation when it was safe. "So what do you wanna take first - their clothes or his computer." FireManiac shook his head. "Neither. We have to go see Rad and get an update on the situation." Hell Razor nodded reluctantly. "Doubt he'll be happy we forgot about the agreement." FireManiac disagreed slightly. "Maybe a wee bit - but I think he will understand why we did it?"
The pair came to Rad's quarters. FireManiac knocked and from inside a voice was heard. "Come on in." And in they stepped and Rad was looking pretty pre-occupied at a map on his table. "Sit down over there." Rad pointed his hand at chairs on the other side of the room. "Sorry Rad." Rad turned round. "What for?" he asked. Hell Razor answered. "For leaving you to get rid of those people by yourself." Rad shook his head. "Don't worry about that, my friends. We have other things to worry about and new opportunities have arisen." "Like..." asked HR. "Like waxdroids. There are about seventeen of them now in the Vault. And that total is rising." HR and FM sniggered. "Waxdroids! You are too much, Rad!" "Guess who else is a waxdroid? Me." And with that the wax hands came out and knocked both men unconcious.
Phil looked at the life readings on his command center's readings. "Skenvoy - is it just me or has the majority of people been moved unconcious down to the basement?" Skenvoy nodded. "That is our plan." Phil looked at her skeptically. "Your plan? No! It can't be! No!!!!!" Skenvoy nodded still. "Yes and your next." Phil wasted no time and fired his weapon. Wax Skenvoy parts flew everywhere.
"Altra?" spoke Phil into his infolink. "Oh it's the human!" responded Wax Altra. Phil threw down the infolink and cursed. But then from out the window he saw a much damaged car. Was it them?
CONTINUED NEXT TIME!
EPISODE SIX
THE STORY SO FAR...
The majority of flesh Vault citizens have been either killed or imprisoned and for all Phil knows he is the only non-waxdroid. Is he? Find out in this feature-length edition of the V52 Soap!
Phil looked at the terribly damaged car. He knew who was driving it but who where the other two? Of course, he didn't really the care about it's occupants, but just thinking about what the hell happened to it. Toilet paper trailed from the sunroof, there was a lack of doors on either side and smoke hang everywhere. Rat Keeng had returned. And so had TCR_A1 and Raymondo. They looked flesh to him.
The car sped along the road at an alarming speed. "Rat? Do you wanna slow down a bit?" asked TCR. "Why?"
"Raymondo looks pretty sick."
"Nonsense. He always looks like that."
"Well he should be. He looked pretty sick when we picked him up."
"When did we pick him up?"
"Em...."
"To tell you the truth, I don't remember picking him up at all."
"Same here. I think we have a hitchiker."
"Hitchikers normally ask first. You know wave a sign."
"But Ray...."
TCR_A1 was interrupted by his infolink. "Hello Phil."
"I've got good news and some bad news."
"The good news is ...." began TCR.
"....that waxdroids have taken over the Vault."
"That doesn't sound like good news - break the bad news - slowly."
"YOU'VE COME BACK YOU INGNORAMUS TOTALUS!" shouted Phil.
"Who? Me?" asked TCR_A1.
"You? No, isn't this my Knightrider car?"
"Yeah but you removed the talking computer and put it in the shower."
"What? How did you know that? - anyway...." Phil decided to bring the conversation back to waxdroids and said "Waxdroids have taken over the vault."
TCR_A1 nodded. "OK. We'll come straight up to the command center."
And they did. They met illgas at the door. "Hey Illgas. Phil told me to perform this test on you. And they took illgas over to the lamp and watched for signs of leakage. "Nope he's flesh." illgas was annoyed. "I could have told you that."
The four made their way up to the command center. Phil briefed them. "All waxdroids are down from Level 49 to the bottom level Level 52. I'm going to assign you tasks. TCR_A1 will get people's passwords of the server and explore their accounts. Rat Keeng will establish turrets on the last free level - level 48. Raymondo and illgas will take over Altra and Skenvoy's positions in the command center and I will sit here and look like I'm thinking." As they watched Phil slump into a thoughtful position they also watch his eyes descend into bedtime-mode.
4 hours later and TCR_A1 finally got the passwords.
"Hehe!" laughed TCR as he saw them. "What is it?" asked illgas inquistively. "You should see Rad's - intergalatic punk cat."
He slowly read the following
Phil - cryoeye
Raymondo -addOtoeverysentance
Altra - discostud
Flora - waxqueen
TCR stopped a second. Had he missed something? He read the passwords again. Phil = cryoeye, Ray = add0toeverysentance, Altra = discostud! "That's it. Altra loves his disco!"
Rat Keeng fixed a turret to part of the ceiling that ran between the stairs and the lift. "That should do it." Of course they had forgotten that lifts don't always stop where you want them to. And so it filled Keeng with great dismay when he found out that a lift was heading directly to the command center floor. "Oops!" and he soon found himself running as fast as he could to try and get there first. "Phil do you copy! PHIL!" There came a computery voice to tell him to get lost and an electric shock for trying.
Rat got on to the floor. "Quickly draw your weapons." They all did except Phil who still lay asleep. The lift slowly jangled up to the command center and then the doors opened. A wax-flesh-machine stepped out. Flora? "I return to rule in thy stead Phil." Raymondo shook his head. "Actually he's asleep, so in a way he's ignoring you." Flora grimaced evily. "One more word and I will call all my friends from Madame Taussauds in London!" Ray perked up and said. "Even the Kylie Minogue one!" Flora nodded. "But also the Magaret Thatcher one!" Ray screamed. "No!!!!!!!"
"And they will come naked! Like me!" screamed Flora as she slowly tore her clothes off. Ray felt a hand upon his shoulder. "Ray? Ray? Are you OK?" asked TCR. "It was all a dream..." began Ray.
"No!" screamed Flora. "Everything is real apart from the naked part!" illgas was tired of this. "Let's shoot her now!" Flora interrupted before any gun could be drawn. "Not when I've got this." And at that she held out Rad's unconcious body. As if illgas hadn't noticed. "Let's shoot her now!" Flora stood perfectly still. "O Fishcakes! Em...Not when I've got this!" and she held out the body of Skenvoy. "I think we understand each other!" screamed Flora. She backed away into the lift and at that her two wax arms merged to form one like rope. And the wax rope swang and before Ray, Rat, TCR and illgas could do anything about it, Phil had been dragged into the lift with Flora. The lift descended and no one could shake the utter taste of faliure that filled the air.
CONTINUED NEXT TIME!
NEXT EPISODE
TCR comes up with a plan, flesh hostages wake up and Flora gives her London friends a call. Don't miss it!
EPISODE SEVEN
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME........
Flora has been revealed as the Wax Queen, and only TCR, Ray, Rat and illgas are flesh. Phil has been the most recently taken captive.
Phil finally woke up in the cold metal chair and looked around. The room was completely white - the chair was white, his pyjamas were white, the dishwasher was white. Phil then wondered where he was. He didn't have a clue and had never seen this area. He then released that he wasn't chained or pinned down. He could walk out the door right now - but he noticed that his ass had gone to sleep and in it's unique flatulence made yawning and snoring noises. He picked up a copy of a book called 'The V52 RPG' and opened it up.
He read:
Chapter One - The Huskily-Voiced introduction (1)
Chapter Two - Weltmeister shoots on sight, while Mod disappears for the duration (22)
Chapter Three - The Migration (44)
He turned to Page 44. Since he hadn't read the beginning, this meant nothing to him so he turned to the back to see what the book critic's opinions where.
He read:
Ranger leader leave? Doctor leave? Enjoyable robots leave? New characters that are so new they haven't been introduced yet saying their goodbyes? Me leave? You bet!
JELLO, SCOTTY'S COMMUNITY TRIBUNE
The next one was slightly insane:
This is anti-raider propaganda! Back in my day, we were praised for our work! I've got to fight on a minimum wage and these people are getting rich off my hard work! Die!
ANONYMOUS
The last one reminded Phil of someone he knew:
Em.. this is brilliant. It is the book of the century. No I don't believe there is little competiton! No my name is not Rad!
ISHOOTGHOULSONSIGHT, VAULT-TEC GAZETTE
Phil began to read. Some names he recognised, others he didn't. He actually quite enjoyed it, and dismissed the critic's opinions as a load of cryoeye puss.
Back in the command center, Ray was fiddling with the Vault's computer system. "Damn phpZZ!" he shouted and dislocated the 'X' key from the keyboard. "Nuclear Core Meltdown in 5 seconds!" said the computer in a relaxed tone. Ray jumped up and could only manage "Oops!" TCR jumped up from a daze. "What the hell! Aargh!" Rat and illgas came up the stairs. "Aargh!" they screamed in unison. "Nuclear Core Meltdown in 4 seconds!" Everyone in the room started running about in circles. Except Ray, who ran towards the computer. "What happened?!" he screamed at it. "You hurt me - so I'll hurt you!" Ray screamed even louder. "No! We need rehabilitation into society! Or at least keep us in prison! Only a little deterrent! Not full-arsed retribution!" The computer kept it's relaxed tone. "Nuclear Core Meltdown in 3 seconds!" Ray yelled. "Didn't you hear anything I said?!" "You seem to refer to capital punishment. Now kindly let me get on with he countdown! "Nuclear Core Meltdown in 2 seconds!" A thought then entered Ray's mind. This Vault didn't have a nuclear core? Or did it? "Nuclear Core Meltdown in 1 second!" And all four braced themselves.
Kaboom! Ray had expected to evaporate into tiny particles - but stood perfectly unharmed. Out of the window and in the distance however, a nuclear blast had gone off. "What the hell happened!?" shouted illgas over the thundering noise. TCR smiled a response. "Oh it's okay. It's only Vault 87."
The four gathered round the war center table. "Okay" began Rat Keeng. "We are gonna call on citizens from around the country. We should have an army of 100 people - about 12 administrators, 23 moderators, 18 hardcore members, 14 relaxed people, 15 disloyal accountees, 10 spammers, and 300 clueless newbies." Ray did a bit of a calculation. "Rat that's 392 people!" The other three gave a hiss. "Oh Ray! You gave it away now! Wax Queen Flora is watching us right now!"
It was within 10 minutes, that the remaining guys decided that it would be funny to wave their naked bums at the camera and when this happened Wax Queen Flora has stopped watching.
Wax Flora walked into the room where Phil was sitting. "Good - you didn't run. Now I will perform the two patented evil tests. These will determine how evil you are, and thus will tell me how much wax I will require to make you pure evil." Phil looked completely puzzled but his curiousity made him co-operate. "Okay Test No.1 begins working now" began Flora. "Your pure evil! You evil man! Free my husband!" Phil looked competely dumfounded at Wax Flora. "Hmm.. a lot of wax would be required. Maybe it would be better to kill you!" "Why? What was meant to say!?" "If your evil you should say 'Thank you' or 'I know and I will take over the world'." "That seems slightly stereotyped!" exclaimed Phil, barely containing his wish to hit Wax Flora. "Yes it is. Test No.2 begins working now." And as she finished her sentance she forced her fist full-force into Phil's face. "Ow! What d'ya do that for!? WHAT WAS I MEANT TO SAY THIS TIME!?" Wax Flora sighed. "If you were evil, you would get some kind of pleasure from it - like Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye." Phil brightened. "Aw.....Famke Janssen.." and he drooled with lust.
NEXT TIME
Flora finds out that it really would be more cost-effective to just kill Phil, the army of the United Vaults arrive and newer members join the story!
Vault 52 is copyright in Phillip Luppens.
The Fallout Universe is copyright of Interplay. V52 Soap is set within the universe of their critically acclaimed (but commercially hilarious!) game Fallout 2.
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�I've got to hand it to you, Rad, that was beautiful.�
Hell Razor
�Wow...well it made me laugh and it sounds good can't wait for the next instalment.
Well there you go ringing endorsement.�
AltraWave7
EPISODE TWO
�Wow! That's great soap man. Keep up the good work.�
FireManiac
�Damn that always happens to me...
So ah wow...a space ship now eh? So what this went from a Fallout based soap to a Star trek based one, or wait let me guess the whole ship think is just make believe...
Wow...this is getting stranger and stranger...�
AltraWave7
�No kidding. (In response to Altra�s post) Confusing, but great fun! I'm gonna have to take notes....�
I Think I'm Paranoid
EPISODE THREE
�lol...lol...lol...
Damn this is good! I really can't wait for the next episode!
Its a great way to take a break...�
AltraWave7
�Gah. I'm so lost. Okay, so Rad did something bad and then Flora turned out to be wax, and something about a war against spammers and....gerr....overload......too much information to process.....systems shutting down........reboot.........must reboot.........
[Beep.]
Okay, so Rad did something bad and then Flora turned out to be wax--
[Beep.]
Okay, so--
[Beep.]
I'll get a notebook and write everything down so I don't get confused.
SYSTEM FUNCTIONAL�
I Think I'm Paranoid
�A rubber glove + a dream about me = something that must be illegal. If it isn't, I'll make it so!
This is such a crack up!�
Skenvoy
�Ha-ha, well I like it. This story/soap rocks.�
FireManiac
EPISODE FOUR
�heh well I have to say I skipped over this topic several times, but with the recent title change I just had to check what was going on in here. Gotta say I'm impressed and had a great laugh. Oh and I better do something evil... or else!�
Flora
�We're coming for you Phil, our great leader Rad and his mind controlled sex toy Flora will soon have you on your knees... and not in a kinky way either.�
Skenvoy
EPISODE FIVE
�Gotta love hostage situations! And, uh, I wasn't naked was I?�
Skenvoy
�(In response to �addOtoeverysentance�)
How did you know my password?
*goes to change it*
But really, good episode and I can�t wait for the next one.�
Raymondo
EPISODE SIX
�Oh my God, this is really good stuff man. You're really good at this Rad. This makes med stand the waiting for the RPG (V52), because this is excellent!
A big credit to Rad!�
FireManiac
�Ah, this is so fun to read...�
AltraWave7
EPISODE SEVEN
�*Manic Laugh* The part I like is where it says Weltmeister! And I shoot on sight! That�s me!! Me!!! All me!! *Manic Laugh*�
Azlar
�Sweet another twisted, dark, hillarious edition of the V52 Soap (not the cleaning type). this is yet another side splitting fun bit of art!
Review: The V52 Soap (not the cleaning type) is one of the years funniest parodies! Critics call it, "An outlandish yet hillarious mix of lunacy and Simpsons style humor." and "This years funniest new online parody a must for the whole Fallout community."
With teh V52 Soap (not the cleaning type) continuing strong in 20-03 we look forward to may more editions yet to come.
-THE VAULT STREET TIMES-
Well I think that says it all!�
Altra
�I completely agree with Altra, very kick arse indeed Jedi. But the crowd's screaming for more!�
Skenvoy
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