February-August 2004
R.I.P.

Well, i got the memo. This site layout is worn out and old. I've got the wheels in motion to get a steadfast slogan and a sweet new title image. I have formulated a few things that you guys can say yay, or nay to. Here it is.

Title Image This is a 70s retro look, its kinda trippy. Full lettering and i wouldn't have both, i would just choose whether to shadow up or down... or, SIDEWAYS?


This is a simple one side shadow, kinda plain but sleak.


So jib jab about the titles, make suggestions and vote in here.
Slogans
Now I dont wanna be a weak chump and make up my own slogan. So ill suggest a few and if you guys like them, somebody take credit for it. Ok? Sweet.

These tales are classical. Its from a Nas song, its a bomb line.
Randomly swearing. This is on my title yes i know, but its too straight to the point. Its to specific to this sites values.
Boy, you best not be poking me with a stick. This was originally a entry title, but its at the for front now.
Get up off my grill, S.A. I just remember this as my favorite saying in the 5th grade. Shit.

Theres a little nudge in the right direction. Suggestions?

As for the actual layout, color scheme, etc., i have no clue what it will be. Maybe i'll finish it by school, but dont count on it.

Wild Naked Babes Association
July 14 - 11:34 PM

Quick, name one of the top ten scoring leaders in the WNBA. Ok, its been 3-6 hours trying to think of one and I have come to the conclusion that no one fucking knows/cares. Now name one of the top ten scoring leaders in the NBA last season. Ok, Iverson, Bryant, Shaq, KG, Mcgrady, Stojakavic, just to name a few. Its easy as hell. Seriously, the WNBA may be great and women empowering but they still struggle to have an average attendance that is higher than the L.A. Clippers 1999 season. P.S. they had the worst record in the NBA ever.

The bottom line here is the WNBA is a waste of good talent. The women who play in the league could ball the hell out of anyone in most of the world. They are damn good, but noone cares. They average 1500 screaming 10 year old girls and their mothers and 12 chronic masterbating men and their mothers. The tickets are about 40 cents and i am rounding up. The ballinest players on that mofo, make an average 115,000 a year. Thats Kevin Garnets shoe budget. People say that the WNBA will gain credibility. I say that they wont draw more than 3000 fans until they start dunking regularly. Heres the killer for this league, its in the summer. Nobody wants to sit in a room and watch women play ball for 3 hours when they can be sitting some where else playing with their balls.

Oh ya, nick wants you bitches to make em name for his crapass band. Enter the names in this () comment box. Put your comments for the entry in the comment box below. Ah, time to close this entry out... Nicks a woman.

This title took 5 minutes to make.
July 11 - 1:36 AM

If anyone heard me say, "Hell no, Evil King will never sell out, i am bigger than that. Who the fuck do you...", it went on like that. But sorry to anyone who heard me say that cuz i am selling out. I am now an affliate with T-Shirtking.com. Heres the deal with it. Whenever you click on the T-shirt King link, or logo banner i get a fraction of a cent. If you buy something, i get 15% commission. So, if your gonna buy something there, go to their site through my site. All the money i get will go towards the site and stuff to make the site cool.
While I am on the subject, T-shirt King is pretty fly. I got my Blues Brothers shirt there and they have loads of other music shirts. They got Bob Marley Rasta shirts for Tom, Tupac blowing smoke for the gangstas, and spounge bob square pants for nick. Fag.

Now for no appearent reason, My Favorite Movies
1. Half-Baked
This is by far my favorite movie of all time. It mixes Jim Brewers natural stonedness, the haliriousness of Dave Chapelle and the stinkyness of both Scarface (hes mexican) and the Guy on the Couch (hes homeless). Its funny from the beginning and funny all the way until the end.
Quotes - "Abba zabba, you my only friend," Chapelle
- "Now thats a titty!" Chapelle
- "Gimme a box of condoms, and oh ya, we used to have it all the time back in the day, oh ya, pussy!" Chapelle, again

2. Waynes World
This one is highly scrutinized, people dont think this is very funny, but no. Its halirious. It has ironic 80's humor a hot girl, an engaging plot and Alice Cooper! Yay! Ah...
Quotes - "I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets," Wayne
- "She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine," Wayne
- "If your gonna spew, spew into this." Garth

3. Anchorman
I just saw this the other night and it was halirious. It was really stupid humor but, thats my kinda humor. It was about a hard headed anchorman in San Diego who is told he must be co-anchor, TO A WOMAN! Hes appauled. He also loses his dog through this ordeal and he has a halirious time dealing with his emotions.
Quotes - "I'm in a glass case of emotion!" Ron Burgandy
- "Where'd you get that suit at the... Toliet store?" Weather Guy...
- "Oh its a deep burn, i can barely lift my arm!" Rob Burgandy

4. Super Troopers
Rawdicilously funny the first time not so funny the 15 other times. You bastards know what its about.
Quotes - "Oh shit I got you good for fucker!" Farva - "Mother of God" Ramathorn
- "Chicken Fucker, beeeckkkaaaawwwck!" Farva
- "Roger, holding the spit." Burger Maker Dude
- "Are you saying you lit my country western award on fire?" Stupid Rookie
- "I'm freaking out man!" Stoned Kid
- "You boys like Mexico!?" Mac

5. Happy Gilmore
Its about a shit hockey player turned golfer for the sake of buying his grandmas house back. It turns out hes got a humongous drive and hes kinda good. He makes it onto the tour and somehow wins enough and buys back his grandmas house back, adam sandler style.
Quotes - "Where were you on that one dip-shit," Gilmore - "I didn't brake the rake, i was merely testing its durability and i placed in the woods because i thought it should with its family," Gilmore
- "I was the only one to take his skate off and try to stab somebody," Gilmore
- "Ya, you know what would really draw a crowd a golfer with an arm growing out of his ass." Shooter Magavin

Five of my favorite movies right there. The next five to come soon! Or never! Place your bets today! And dont forget to buy t-shirts at T-Shirtking.com. Its for a good cause, me!

Lynch em good! (Aliens)
July 5 - 6:40 PM

The summer weeks are slow updating wise its true. I actually forgot about this, but i still am loyal. Once school rolls aroung again i will be updating more. I got some business to take care of before we get started here.

Due to the success of retro race 2004 we will be having another retro race next year around the same time. Also, due to the success of retro race 2004 I have an idea for another thing like that. We could play a big baseball game. Dressing up optionial i guess, but the point of this forced organized fun is playing baseball.

Well its the day after the celebration of our nations independence and yesterday I watched on fox, Independence Day. It was all normal fox stuff course. Anyhoo, i've seen it at least 5 times but for those who haven't its about aliens coming billions of light years to blow us to shit dust. Well, they did kinda, they blew up most of the worlds major cities. While all this is developing there are a bunch of mini side stories happening. At the end half the world is dead, societies infastructure is ruined, but all the side stories have a happy ending so i'm all warm inside. Oh ya, they end up defeating the aliens by sending a air plane into the blaster-o-destruction and it blew up the aliens. Yay! Its going to be some nasty clean-up.

So after i saw this i was pretty scared. Scared, yes, scared, haha.

In conclusion, I intend to create a death ray capable of intergalatically capping those alien bitches.

Oh god the pain! Save me vikadin!
June 22 - 11:30 PM

Well, its been a while since my last update and a lot has happened. Well just kidding, but seriously a lot of stuff did happen. I believe this is the longest time range that i have had no updates. 9 days, I hope this never happens again. I had plans to update last night but, my front wheel on my bike fell off. Lets get into this.

A little bike brakedown
A few of yas must be wondering where i was last night, actually just one i think. But anyways, i was in the ER for the first time since i was 3. I had a proud streak of not getting hurt until last night when the front wheel of my bike just came off. I had a date with the ground without a front wheel. I went over the handle bars, my upper right eye was first to hit and i skidded on my back for a few feet. No big deal though. Some reassuring words from the doc i saw, he said if i had hit one inch to the left or right on the head, i would have had a good chance of being paralized for life. Damn, i think I'll take this kind of luck to party poker not a bike accident.

So i had a few stiches here and there but i have some nasty abrasions on my back and that hurts. This sounds pretty weak to some of the stuff that has happened to the crew in some soccer games. So please little sympathy, im fine.

Retro Race
Fridays the date. Any conflicts gimme a holla and I can reconsider the date if ya really wanna be there. The starting line is Bayard and Sue, be at the line no later than 2:00 PM. People can come to my house earlier to jibber jabber or whatever. But get your shit together, both clothin wise and athletic wise. So heres a summary.
- 2:00 PM at Bayard and Sue
- Get fitted in Old School/Retro Gear
- There is no marked race lines except for you must run the full street length to nicks house. Which means you must go from Hartford and Montrose to nicks house. If you dont, you get DQed.
- If you dont wanna run you can hand out water, be in a car naked feet in front of the runners for motivation, whatever.
- Fuckin have fun.

I will run, injury and all. You know what would suck though, if i fell down some stairs. That would really suck.

Grab Bag
June 13 - 1:14 AM

When you spend a lot of time by yourself and with your thoughts, of which I have for a week, you start thinkin. What will it be like in 20 some years? What will I do after high school? I didn't really want to think about it, because shit, I dunno what I will be doing after high school. Its odd to think, I will be 35 in time and I will be doing something, but what? I aspire to things but, theres no certainy in maybes. In the end i come to the conclusion, I dont know what i will do, and i have no plans. I figure i should maybe plan a little but... fuck that, i got summer to sit around in.

There are more than two political parties?
Yep, other than the Republicans and the Democrats we have, Socialists, Grass Roots, Communists, Constitutionists, American, Green, Peace and Freedom, Libertarianists, Personal Choice, Prohibitionists, Reform, Socialist Equality, Socialist Worker and the list goes on. I dont get why the try, they all split about 5% of the populations vote and they have no real chance, but these stupid fucking idiots honorable crusaders still go out every four years. Heres a halirious example: Workers World Party. On the left is the Vice Presidential candidate. These crazy fuckers believe in strong worker revolutions. If you aint satisfied at work storm the streets and let em have it. They loosely believe in a non voting peoples congress and direct non representative style citizen involvement in the government. Well good thing they only got 4,750 votes last election. They are only 20 million short.

The only person with a real effect on this years election other than Bush and Kerry is Nader. He will stir things up a little and maybe make this a three party system, maybe.

Headlines
Rappers get Slammed due to lyrics
All rappers today actually did what they said they would do in their songs. Rapper Eminem was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, murder in the first degree while droving off a bridge, committing suicide 5-10 times and not letting his last chance to "blow" slip away. Many other rappers were charged for various offences, but none more than the group N.W.A., who killed everyone.

Lastly -
Retro Race
- Participants will run from Nick's house to my house
- Get fitted out in the retro running gear
- It'll be when everyone can be there

Schools Almost Over
June 8 - 3:59 PM

Well, finally. The day i have been waiting for all year. The last day of school. It seems easy but its not, really. For anybody that forgot, we still have finals. For some, they dont really affect your grade and for some if means the difference between an A or a B. Well, thats my case kinda. Just with D's and N's. Its all good though, cuz we wont have to do anything for three months. Its all just being a scrub and sleeping til 5. Its all about sitting in a little kiddy pool and sippin on some lemonade. But everyones got their own plans etc. But whens its all said and done we somehow manage to go back to school in september.

No interest in Harry Potter
Just like with the Lord of the Rings, i dont care if i see it or not. People are asking me if I saw it and im like, "What? Oh that came out this weekend, who fuckin cares." She came back with most of the country and the world. Thats a good arguement and its true. Anyhoo, when The Lord of the Rings third movie came out, people were like are you gonna see the third movie? I started puking, but once i got my composer, i said "no." Frankly, i just dont care. I dont really get worked up over movies, unless im in it, which is awesome and frequent.

Bitch please
June 2 - 3:11 PM

Iraq's got a new leader. He wasn't elected like we planned, a few americans over there selected him. His name is something like Al-Jahire Yallow, or something. This is pretty halirious, for some reason the White House execs think that the anger will just stop when an arab sounding guy is elected. Nope, the dude will probably get murdered or poisoned. Any which way we go with the Iraq thing though, its gonna shit in our face. Theres no quick fix for it and there even be a resolution for years.

When theres a problem in National Security and Foreign policy etc, theres only one man they come see for advice. Rob King, bitches. So White House, heres my plan.

Man thats cruel and intolerant. Haliriously... cruel and intolerant. I hope the Gov acts on that soon.

Wolves and the fans looking to next season
We tried our best and got the Western conference finals. Pretty good, better than any North Dakotan Pro team. Bouya North Dakota. We will have realitively the same squad next year, except maybe one or two players might leave or get traded. But no one that matter luckily. I think we'll get the Finals next year and lose. But dont worry we'll get a ring before we graduate High School. I got a hunch.

I aint needs no title biatch
May 31 - 5:31 PM - Check the new Fashion Show pics

I read last nights post and i must say, it was much better last night. I had been writing entries all night and non of them worked at all. I did ones about crazy iraqis, raised ice cream price, mermaids (ya, that one was REAL funny), zoloft comma the miracles of, greased pig races and many others of which i dont think you guys wanna know about. After the attempts my hands were raw, my mind was mush, and i glanced at my desktop clock and it read, 4:14 am. I was like "biatch moffukcigwer!". It was getting late so i figured, just start writing and dont turn back to edit or anything. So i did, i turned it right out, went to geocities and published it. Went to bed and didn't even read what it said.

I have reached a major low and it'll be pretty easy to recover. Its cuz i am mad silly like that.

Giving credit where credit is due
If you haven't checked out the countdown, do it now. Notice its not just a regular, old countdown, its "Jackies Countdown". She started it up, and ill give her credit for the countdown. Holla back sophmores, class of 2007.

2004

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- February
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2003

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