Archives -- May 2004

I aint needs no title biatch
May 31 - 5:31 PM - Check the new Fashion Show pics

I read last nights post and i must say, it was much better last night. I had been writing entries all night and non of them worked at all. I did ones about crazy iraqis, raised ice cream price, mermaids (ya, that one was REAL funny), zoloft comma the miracles of, greased pig races and many others of which i dont think you guys wanna know about. After the attempts my hands were raw, my mind was mush, and i glanced at my desktop clock and it read, 4:14 am. I was like "biatch moffukcigwer!". It was getting late so i figured, just start writing and dont turn back to edit or anything. So i did, i turned it right out, went to geocities and published it. Went to bed and didn't even read what it said.

I have reached a major low and it'll be pretty easy to recover. Its cuz i am mad silly like that.

Giving credit where credit is due
If you haven't checked out the countdown, do it now. Notice its not just a regular, old countdown, its "Jackies Countdown". She started it up, and ill give her credit for the countdown. Holla back sophmores, class of 2007.

I aint needs no title biatch
May 31 - 4:34 AM

There are many blogs out there and you fine people have chosen mine. Other blogs are just gay frankly. They reak of shittyness, i guess. God i am tired, i cant barely type right now. but for seriously guys, you guys like me better than those other fuckweed bitches right. THnckas guys i love yu guiys too. I needd to do that sutff to. ,,,nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Woops,. i notted out there for a second. THis is one the saddest entrys i have had. I hope you guys unlesh angaint me with an angry rampage. But i have no energry to right a real one and its been a weak since the last entry, and toms dog is so ugly. ALl yas bitchs dont worry, ill have a real updatr tommiorra. Todooiya actaully cuz its the 31 today. I am so sorry, please forgives me. Please dont leave, oh damn you alreasdy have shit. Well, be back soon? Fine jag fuckers, ill go be cooler than you somewher else. OH comeon joanna dont make that weird face at me, go make with nmicks forehead god.; I am so sorry joanna i didn;t mean to make you mad. Its 4:28?! Oh god, i have been sitting her for ever. Da da da da its the mother fuckeing de rdree. For seriosu cu? Well since everyone has left i might as well just sotpp now.

- I tried to do a real update, but i tried for 4 hours!

Dont over complicate things
May 24 - 10:17 PM

How many times have you been so uncertain about something that you can't get it out of your head. You think of all the possibilities and it always seems like it will turn out in the worst way. As much as you can reassure yourself, it comes back to the worst case scenario. Its like a Linkin Park song, or any depressing mid 90's rock song. Finally you reach the time of truth and it turns out alright. Best feeling in the world, right?

Wolves taking it to L.A.
Wolves once again involved in a shoving match with a big bad Cali team. Well no Cali team so far this playoffs has fucked with us and lived in the playoffs so why is this any different? A few words for ya. Shaq O'Neil. The big elbowed, no touch monster has terrified the league since 91 or somewhere around there. But it stops here. What i am trying to say is, Wolves are going to win. This is the official Ek prediction. Wolves in 7. We lose tommorrow, Win the next 2 and lose the next. We take the last one at home in convincing fashion. Like maybe 120-98.

Stay tuned, its almost summer. Save your energy, dont do your homework because this summer is about to blow up.

- Check that fag picture. Haliriously offensive? Hell yes.

Please Nick, wash your hair.
May 20 - 9:51 PM

So, we're past the grind of the middle of the school year. I am done staring at the teachers with an angry glare. Now, its the nitty gritty, last second chance to either fuck your grades or make your grades two percent higher. Speezing every point out of everything, bleeding all over your homework, straining your brain to pump out two more facts about evolution and screaming in your sleep. Wait, what? Your saying you aren't doing any of that? Shit I need to get that looked at.

But for real though, this is the time I dream about all year. When its november and I sitting in spanish crying because its painfully boring, i am praying for it to be May 20 and to have only 13 days left. Well, we're here now and i am still crying in spanish and praying it was June 8th at 2:01 pm. Theres only one man to go talk to in this situation. Father Time.

Ok, look father time, school royaly sucks. Maybe you could spin the hands of the clock a little to maybe June 6th, because that would be raw buisness.
No
Well, I tried.

No, thats the end of the entry. Seriously, you can leave now.

Hey look their trying to air out!
May 17 - 10:00 PM

The head of the Iraqi Governing Council was car bombed earlier today and word is he got fucked. It was a suicide bomber so, there http://www.residentgroups.fsnet.co.uk/terrorists.jpgwas screaming/praying to alah before the explosion. Alalalalalala BAM! Well, the genesis's at the capitol still think we'll hand over iraq to iraq on june 30. Bullshit, not if Middle Eastern extremeists have anything to do with it, which they do because they basically run the whole god damn middle east.

Shit, I dont blame the soldiers over there. Those terrorist mother fuckers are scary as hell. Especially if one is strapped to teeth, on fire, running at you, shooting ak's with both feet, shooting rockets with their hands, about to blow the joint and talking in a foreign language. Scary, mostly the foreign language part because if someone was screaming something at me in a foreign language all I would say, is "Muy bien, y tu".

Summer... 16 school days left, 22 regular days left
Oh god, its so close. Its warm and i am even more lazy than i am during the middle of the school year. The fat black girls are complaining about how hot it is, and the rest of the school is complaining about how bad they smell. The birds are chirping, the grass is greening and all the trees are in full bud. Ahhh, yes. You guys can take a deep breath, but not me, i wont stop sneezing until sunday.

Everyone sleep easy tonight and remember the chinese are a good 2-3 years from developing a missile that can hit Washington D.C. Sigh.

Three-Thousand, Five-Hundred and Six.
May 13 - 10:11 PM

Its been 159 days and 3,506 hits since I officially started the site. Its time for a little clip show. I've had 56 entries and maybe two were good. The rest were a little shakey, especially that one about Current Events. There was so much puke. Anyways, here are some of my favorites from the past.

March Madness in a Nutshell - March 15


What a work of art. Its my raw emotion, compressed into about a 2 minute paint project. Well, now i must go... place.

- "I really suck at playing the tambourine" (March 13)

You wanna make out? No, ok fair enough - March 9
I am gonna do a response to two of my friends guestbook signing. Their names are Taryn and Joanna for the record. My responses are in italic bold.

Monday 03/08/2004 5:51:25pm
Name: tarjo
Homepage: http://you suck - What, i dont suck take that back boozehound.
E-Mail: [email protected]
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Where do ya live: thats for me to know and you to find out - 2152 Lincoln and Somewhere over by mike. Checkmate, i win, drunkard.
Comments: robbbbbert cotton king III we LOVE YOU SO MUCH CAUSE YOUR DAMN SEXY.... (Represent, woop woop) but that one picture has gotta go and we love your web site mui mui (Mui Mui equals very very in english... way to suck at english idiots). Remember when you were shorter than me (taryn) haha i miss those days (I sure as hell dont, alcoholic.). Your a fucken freak act robbie (True, but i dont abuse alcohol.) but i looooove it (At least i have something to fall back on, a drunk, slurred speeched, 14 year old, who said she loves me.). worrrrd out *taryn and jo* P.S. lets make love sometime...all three of us

That wasn't much of a response on my part just a severe slamming on taryn. Sorry babe, forgive me? Ok, fine be that way.

- " Although, on a more important note, school blows" (February 25)

The Chicken Box - (February 11)


- "Too bad fuckers, we win" (February 17)

Oh yes, so many memeories. Taylor's chicken box... Not much of a memory. Alas, alas, etcetera, etcetera.

Boy, you best not be poking me with a stick.
May 11 - 6:13 PM

Sometimes I think about what I was doing exactly 6 years ago. I was 8 and in Mrs. Aase's 3rd grade class, my best friend was Andrew Browne and I think James Granse was a close second. Jessie was in 5th grade and Sarah was in 9th. What was I doing right at this hour 6 years ago? Probably playing NBA Live 95. Damn thats a long time ago. My feet were probably dirty and my face would be dirty to, from rubbing the bottoms of my feet on my face. My tounge was probably stickin out and my hair was probably all over. Good life. Only homework was to write a few sentences in cursive. Waste of time, i dont know any cursive now. Regardless, it was a good life.

Wolves - Ballers? Experts say yes.
We have taken the series lead at 2-1 and we have regained home court advantage. The team is still a little shakey. Without Szcierbiak we dont have a very confident three point shooter, other than Cassel on some nights. Once we have a good night we will win by 20+ points. But wolves. Where is the presence in the middle? Olowacansucksalot cant do shit, Johnson is alright but what we need is the Big O. That 300 pound sack of lard is just the non-moving subtle object we need in the middle. Flip should just go up to him and say "Ok Oliver, I know you played in that pussy canadian league so I am gonna talk to ya straight. Stand in the middle and dont move. Then well pay you that 900 thou you signed for."

Before you go you must check this link out. Its a Lil Jon soundboard. Check it here. And dont forget tomorrow is a half day.

PC vs Console
May 8 - 12:05 PM

I have collected data and have created this table to help you decide which is better.

	A high end PC	Console
Speed	Incredible. The top machine runs at around 3.8-4 Ghz. Which would make me drool if I was ever worthy enough to hold one. It runs any game out right now at top speed without breaking a sweat.	Enough to run the games. Which is 733 Mhz(.733 Ghz) for Xbox and 300 Mhz(.3 Ghz) for PS2. Pathetic in the manly world of PCs. That could barely run NBA live 2000. Pathetic or not, it runs the games offered for the consoles without a hitch.
Graphics	With the debut of the ATI RADEON X800 XT 715MHz PCs have lapped consoles graphicwise about 4 times. The graphics on PCs are much better and have a better draw rate than any console. Which makes for less loading time and more killing the enemy.	Once again just enough to run the games but not enough slack which makes for long load times on certain games.
Crowd Pleasing? (can you use them with a big group)	This is definetly PCs weak spot. Unless you have a large computer screen or a projector, large crowds looking for a game of a Haloesq multiplayer killing are out of luck. Heres a hint though, Personal Computer	This is a big part of why console were made. For two or more people.
Maneuverability	Its a hassle to move computers because of all the wires and the bulkiness of the monitor and the tower. Although for people who move their computers around alot there are console sized computer towers. There is still the wires and the monitor, so its basically the same.	Very easy to move and work up to TVs. Consoles aren't usually very heavy either.
Price	High End pcs are very pricey peaking at $4,000. The cheap, economy PCs are still 500+.	All consoles are $250 and under.
Upgradability	This is where paying alot comes into play. The PC is completely upgradable and if you PC lacks in anyway, you can take that part out and stick a faster part in.	Console cannot be upgraded and go out of date once a new up to date system comes along. Also, except in a special few cases, all your games you had for your out of date system are also out of date once a new console comes along.

I kinda threw this together fast so... Debate it to death

Squeeling like a little girl
May 6 - 9:36 PM

Half-Life 2, Hitman: Contracts, Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, Rome: Total War, and Grand Theft Auto: San Adreas. They are all either already released or to be released in the coming months. I apologize to all you guys, because once i have bought one of these games i won't be updating for months. I will be right here reclaiming the earth from alien occupation(Half-Life 2), infiltrating a mansion and capping the hell out of the target(Hitman: Contracts), sneaking into a high security foreign government building and gathering vital information(Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow), taking over smaller weak ass settlements(Rome: Total War), and stealing cars, wackin' a man who hasn't paid his debts, blowing up the San Andreas scene (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, but not until next year). God im such a nerd its pathetic.

"Theres no falangi?!"
Farewell to Friends. I enjoyed watching the last three seasons and watching reruns of the older ones. Its not quite believable some of the stuff they did but hey, it was for the most part halirious. The show definetly closed out in Friends fashion, a relationship being rebuilt, Pheobe and Joey say stupid things ("Theres something wrong with the... falangi" -Pheobe) and Chandler has an akward moment. I will also miss how hot Jennifer Aniston is and how much she was nippin in the show. YEAAAH!

Headlines
May 3 - 10:10 PM

Arafat + Sharom = Peace? Experts say yes.
In the Middle East today Yassar Arafat compromised with Ariel Sharom saying, "I am so fucked up right now." This ends years of struggle between Israel and Palestine. Over thousands of people were lost in this conflict and George Bush released this statement reguarding this sudden change of events. "I am just glad our nation's wealthy are wealthier."

Ashton Kutcher Punks the White House
While being detained at an unknown center Suddam Hussein was reported to "zip" his skin off and inside of him was american celebrity Ashton Kutcher. Guards report Kutcher to breaking through the metal wall and yelling "You suckers got served." Later in the interrogation room, Kutcher confessed to "boinging Demi Moore."

One St. Paul teenager recieved the highest Blood Alcohol reading ever
A 15 year old St. Paul teenager, Joanna Gilkeson recieved a 3.4 blood alcohol rating. When the reader returned that number, confetti shot out of the top of it and a melody was played. At the end of this "show spectatular", the reader exclaimed, "Way to go you shit faced mofo."

As much as i would like these to be true, they aren't. If you got your hopes up, say juked to yourself for a few minutes. As for Joanna, you were the first person who popped into my head and your the funniest example, sorry. At least Joanna you've got a fellow wasted buddy in Yassar Arafat.