Archive -- December 2003

Shitty mn sports
December 28, 2003

I hate Minnesota Sports. I swear, I am going run into the street naked and scream obscenities if the Wolves lose in the first round again. I am saying this because the Vikings lost, ultimately in the worst way possible. For the lowly souls who missed the last week of football, this what happened to the Vikings. Fourth quarter, Vikings up 17-6 with about 3 minutes left, Arizonas ball. They drive for a touchdown to make it 17-12, they miss the two-point conversion and its looking bad for the Packers playoff hopes and the cardinals chances for winning the game. The Cardinals predictably onside kick, with a pop into the air, two Vikings go up for the ball and both touch it and lose control, ball them plops in the hands of a cardinal. Now theres a minute and a half left, cardinals ball at the cardinals 40. They get down to the 30 of the vikings and have 3 plays and about 40 seconds. They get stopped twice, then after a fumble recovery by the cardinals on 3rd and 10, gets the cardinals in a running clock, no spiking the ball, stopping the clock 4th and 24. They hike the ball with 7 seconds left, McCown rolls out right while being trailed by 2 vikes, finds a reciever in the end zone double covered and the fucker catches it. Game over. The Cardinals win, 18-17, in a spectacular 2 minute drill. After the promising 6-0 start they go 3-7 in the next ten to finish the season strong by losing the north division. Great work Vikes, the Minnesota fans are fucked over again.

Christmas is over... Damn.
December 25, 2003

I cant believe that i spent all this money. 130 fucking dollars!? Some rich kid in some rich ass suburb might be snickering, but hey fuck you kid. 130 is a lot, for me. The money i guess was put to something good, after all it is the Christmas Spirit that flys santa sleigh (Elf anyone??). I put the thought into it, on December 24, but all straight guys do to. My sister Sarah gave me a lecture on men and christmas eve. Lemme tell all the womens what is going through our heads up until christmas eve.

December 1-10 us guys (who are in school) are thinking about our shit-ass grades and how to hide them from our mom's. There isn't the slightest of thought about giving gifts, shit. But us guys also have meaningful things to do like, (oh shit this is mean, but) keeping you ladies in check, and stuff.

December 11-23 it might be in the back of our minds, maybe, but thats because a big project (and finals for all you college folks) is due tommorrow. I myself bought one present, but *WARNING* i thought this meant i was done with my shopping, because i had already gone to a store i never go to. Bad mistake. Not true. Wow. Just wait until tommorrow.

December 24 Judgement Day I wake and holy fuck. I got 15 presents to buy, and like 8 hours to do it (as i woke up at 2 pm). Lets bounce. I go to 8 stores in 2 hours and i'm done, easy as pie. "Why dont i do this every year." Sounds like a plan to me.

Christmas, ALMOST HERE!
December 22, 2003

Hey guys, guess what! ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!! WHOA HOLY WAZOOLA! And its winter break, so all I have to do all the says left in the year is sit on my ass, get showered with presents, and the only punishment for my non-action is going to crappy church for an hour. And i kind of like church, expecially when the priest do there little monologue thingy. They always make themselves look like asses then they cover themselves up with a relation of their story to god. Then after christmas its new years. Bitchin, and off the hoook.

Kevin Fields.... I hate you.
I am in a in-house basketball league, at the local JCC (jewish community center) and i have been participating in the basketball programs there since 2nd grade. I have enjoyed the competition, and it has been heated competition. Then this year rolled around... the talent level is DANGEROUSLY low, and I am already heated about that. We found out who was on our teams last week and guess whos on my team, that bitchass Kevin Fields. Please allow me to tell you about this prebubescent-bound-to-get-his-ass-beat eighth grader. Hes about 5 feet 5 inches and a skinny build. Hes got a huge dome and all the brownass hair he gots makes it even bigger, i'd say its about 56 inches around. He thinks he one funny child, with all of his fake clownin', he might get a laugh out of his faggoty friend thats also on my team, but rarely. I dont really care about his jokes, but he really got me when he approach me after practice, (now take into consideration, i am real mad at him for just coming over to me) and asked me if "I wanted to go, in one-on-one" and i said "fiiiiine.". we started playing and then he just pushes me out of nowhere when I gonna make a lay-up, and i barely even know the guy. Whatever, thats not a very good case against him, but mark my words, he sucks the big one. And i am gonna kick his ass, then again if I have the patience.

Weekend Recap
December 7, 2003

Well, it started like any other friday, i went to school, and then went outside to meet the friends. I went to tom's, did some freestylin' then, toby had to drop a deuce. He did his business and then realized, NO TOLIET PAPER!? WHAT!? It just so happened we had one roll of charmin by my chair but just to have fun we said tom didn't have any toliet paper, when toby asked for it. He said "OH MY GOD, NO TP?!", then he realized we had it, and told me to pass him one sheet at a time. But then i said "ITS NINE PLY, ITS TO THICK!!!" Toby started screaming, i started crackin up, then tom's dad came up and started yelling at us, becuase we were about to take a picture of toby on the can. Tom's dad was all like "WHY DO YOU GUYS DO THIS?!". Then tom was like "DAD! WE WEREN"T DOING ANYTHING WRONG!!". While all this was going on, toby was still sitting on the depository, waiting for me to give him the ass wipers to him. I guess you had to be there. Starting a seperate FSW account for what else FSW, it'll be up by wednesday. PEACE OUT!

Untitled
December 3, 2003

Its on! Karl and Danny boxing, sometime before X-mas. Its gonna be tight, its a pretty even match. Karl is a fighter, but Danny is korean. Shit i dont know. I will let you guys decided when the time arises, ill have a vote and some video. Anyways, check out how to be a playa, by request of mike. And oh, u might have noticed that nice pair over there. Nice.

Untitled
December 3, 2003

I am getting prepared for christmas, cant you tell the site is completely different! Wow, how do I do it. Well, you must be thinking this site aint bad, but its missing something. A little spice and color, i am prepared although, i am in the process of getting better tools and little knowledge, aka any knowledge of computer languages. Just be prepared probably by the end of the semester (Jan 28) i will either be finished or almost finished on the new site. Long time, yes, are you going to come back, probably not, unless this is tom, he'll come back, holla back tom. Tommorrow in english? Oh, ok. Anyways, i was looking around on the web today for Freestyle walking sites, and i found numerous FSW bashing sites. But only a few and they were real wack, so fuck them, fsw this weekend woop de woop.