Archive -- April 2004

Space filler.
April 29 - 10:13 PM

My own rap song,
Ay, who im with?
The gangstaz from the stp hood niiiiiiaaaaa
Nobody gon hate on me biiiiaaaaa
theys Stop running up when they seen the ice
OH shit my brothaz got lice
That mother fucka is dirrrty
he best beeeen takin a showaa
dun already?? damn mother fuckkaaaaa

I'm da evil king
rollin on my bike with a super soaka
blastin all deeezz motha fuckas
especialllz those fourth gradazzz
biiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bill gatttess hes my idollll
and no, i dont have any dollsss
that yal know of...
(long pause)

Wild as the taliban?
Its murda

That was painful.

N.S.F.A.Q.
April 27 - 10:00 PM

So many questions, so little time. Actually i have a lot of time, but... meh. I'll answer your questions now though. Ok, so i read that people dont know where the pics are. And sorry... i've had the album private for about a month and a half. Its public now and its called page 17 debut. Next, the winner of the poll was aaron. He will be beaten by the losers of the poll and thats the majority of the prize, the other part is an entry on the site, so any time aaron. Enjoy Aaron. Oh ya to the losers: he won by 12 votes. So kick him a little harder. There will also be a poll for the Queen of the site. If your a lady and want in, gimme a email at [email protected] and your in the poll. Make sure to get that in by Sunday. If you dont, you probably can still get in. Poll starts monday and ends friday at midnight(thats right, midnight).

One of the Funniest Simpsons moments ever.
Oh god, this is funny if you remember this episode. Its the one when marge becomes a cop. This seen is when all the cop trainees line up and get an authoritive lecture from Officer Wiggum.
Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Man: I've had it up to here with your "rules"! [walks off]

If you didn't think that was hilarious, you need to watch the simpsons more often, or do some more illegal downloading of simpsons episodes (ek does not endorse illegal downloading... although it is fun).

Hexxagon - Idiotic? Childish? Fucking Stupid? Yes.
I saw Ben K.'s evidence of his 58-0 win. I sat in awe as i have only won by two once. To all my peoples who have never won. Hahahahaha.

I am in the paper tomorrow (april 28) because I medaled in the GOLF match today with a 38 (thats good). Make sure to check for that.

- What?

Boy you've got a panty on your head!
April 25 - 12:02 PM

This title is as relevant as high school drama, although they both are halirious to think about or look at. Its funny, cuz i have a panty on my head right now, to prove my point. I would take a picture but, no. But seriously now, how petty is high school drama. Maybe I am a little niave being a guy, but girls suck big time(only the ones involved in drama). I can't go into details because the drama monster/octopus 'would suck me in'/'ink me'. 'High school drama will never stop and there isn't a solution' you say, but oh yes theres a solution. One solution i have not yet formulated... Maybe i should this panty off my head now.

Wolves accidentally put on pussys when they left home
They were a bunch of scared little timberpussys, getting beat single handedly by who should be sophmore in god damn college. Garnett kept it real with 24 points, 11 rebounds and 2 assists short of a triple double. Sprewell pulled his end with 25 points also. But i believe the wolves lost not becase of offense or defense but because my main man Big o, Oliver Miller didn't get involved. He was in for 2 minutes and had no point or anything. Put him in for longer he will be blocking shots, punchin short ass mother fuckers (Earl boykins) and flaming threes from half-court. Holler back Big O.

Beat This Motherbitches
April 21 - 5:20 PM

Its back and with a game thats much harder than the last two. I didn't get it at first but this is how you play.

Hexxagon for idiots
You start off as red with two pieces at the top and bottom. The object of the game is to have as many of those pieces as possible. To get these you either can clone them by selecting a red piece and moving it one space. Or, you can "steal" pieces from the opponent by moving one of your pieces adjacent to an oppenents. Its easy, play with the game the first time you play, then the second time you can get down to business.

It'll be easy to beat my score, i tied at 29-29. Play Hexxagon here. Good luck. Don't forget to post your best score.

- Ahhh SKII SKII!

One crazy killing, hot, catholic rubberband.
April 19 - 9:51 PM

You'd think after five days of no blog, i'd have so many ideas that this entry would be long, but no. All I have to show for it is, Rubberband Man, Jessica Simpson and straight Catholicism.

Rubber Band Man, he is wilder than the Taliban.
T.I. a fairly new rapper has a song called Rubber Band Man. But why the rubber band T.I., i needs to know!? It represents the struggle man. (actually in the song.) Heres my favorite verse from this masterpiece.
(Ay, who i'm is?)
Rubber band man
Wild as the Taliban
9 in my right
45 in my other hand.
(who i'm is?)
Call me trouble man
always in trouble man
worth a couple hundred grand
chevys, all colors man
Ayyyy, who i'm issssss. The best part of this is the music video. So funny, hes representin the struggle man, with his rubberband, got a wad of cash, and keepin that pimp ass stockin hat on. My applause T.I., you finally took the focus off of Lil' John... until the next Chappelle show.

Jessica Simpson- oh... oh shit. I need to go clean up now, hold on.
Jessica Simpson was just voted by Maxim the number one hottest woman for 2004. I couldn't agree more, she is unbelievable. One thing that suprised me about this list (found here) was that Uma Thurman was at 33 above Britney Spears. Uma is hot, but not hotter than B. fuckin spears. No contest. The biggest suprise was Daisy Fuentes who was at 81. Pitiful, but otherwise, everything was in order.

"Se7en"
Over the weekend I saw Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey in "Se7en". Its about a determined killer, with a religious agenda. He kills only people who have commited one of the seven deadly sins. Those being Pride, Wrath/Anger, Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Sloth and Avarice/Greed. He killed them in very convincing ways. For example, he killed a man who enjoyed being lazy and sitting in his cheap apartment. He harnassed that guy onto a body length board and put it on his the lazy dudes bed. The guy laid there for over a year decomposing for the police to find him. Over the bed it read, Sloth, in blood. The ending is sad and thought provoking. It mostly made me not want to hang out with catholics.

I am still looking for guest appearances on my site, so just ask me and you may be able to write on the site.

- Ahhh SKII SKII!

Triiipppiiiinnnngggggggg
April 14 - 10:00 PM

Last friday night i was walking home around 11:30 and the night was quiet. No cars were on the street the whole time. No people anywhere. I was in deep thought the whole way home and i am still not quite sure what i was thinking about but it all led to my realization. I forgot about it until monday and I texted it to nick. Check it.

I realized that women in general are recievers. What i mean by that is they have a better ability to recieve things and alter and change for the benefit of themselves or others. When they talk to people they are looking for ways to benefit from it. This is shown in a relationship because girls are usually waiting for the guy to make the first move and they base their movements on what the guy does. This is important i guess because, humans as individuals are looking for fulfillment of the basic advancement of our species. The way to fulfill that is to realize how to use your significant other for this purpose. Whether it be now or in 10 years, just as long as it is completed. This whole thing is fairly obvious, but the unobvious part is realizing how to apply it to a situation. Their are an infinite number of ways.

Summary, Guys first move, need to fulfill insertion, women use judgement, looking for the right insertion. I dont even get what i just said.

Tonight i put some new pictures up and their all fly so hit that up.

- I had to put that up.

Who gives fuck? Not fuckin me.
April 13 - 9:38 PM

Damn I love not caring about much of anything. Being a teen lets me not care even more and jesus christ is that fun. For example every time I pass Cretin fucking Derham, I yell explitives until i'm a few blocks down from the school. Caring just clutters life with unneeded bullshit. If i cared about more things than my life could handle, this site would be over edited and sparse. I am going to take one of my sentences from a past blog and over edit it to show you what I mean.

Original: What we have here is a great spectator sport. Its something easily poked and fucked with. Heres a quick overview of our contestants.

Over Edited Version: What we have here is a very sensitive subject of which I used very careful judgement. Here is a brief overview of the very equally worthy contestants.

How is that funny? Its not. This is site would suck even worse that it already does if i edited at all, but if i OVER edited, fuck. Oh shit, i just SERIOUSLY contradicted myself. I obviously cared enough to write about not caring so... This could go on for a while but I dont care enough.

Peacin out this weekend - Bouncing to Iowa
You know you liked that newspaper style title. Its true though, I leaving for the weekend, going to see my sis in college down at Drake University. No dorms though my friend, a house is what shes got. Heard its tight, but thats only the word on the streets, aka my other sister.

All things considered, i am the sexiest person alive.

- Check out the new forum

Pay the Rent, bitch.
April 9 - 12:29 AM

Tonight I saw the very popular "Rent" at the Ordway Theater. Its about a two friends, Mark and Roger, who live in a shitty apartment and nothing works in it. The decide ok, lets not pay rent then or next years rent, etc. They even had a song about how they weren't going to pay the rent. At this point 15 minutes into the play i was thinking it was gonna suck the whole way. But, no.

Right after I said that, this hooker/stripper/aids carrier runs up in Roger and Mark's apartment and starts seductively dancing 'round Roger. Mark was out doing stuff when this happened. Sense this is a musical, they break into song, again. The hooker (mimi) is like, i know you. Rogers all like ya i have seen you. Mimis says discretely she wants to get it on. Rogers all like no hooker bitch, my girlfriend died from aids and i got aids, i dont wanna be screwing hookers. So Mimi bounces and Rogers all like, damn, i shoulda hit that.

So then Mark and Rogers long time friend and landlord is all like you dont pay rent, no apartment. He padlocks that mofo. This is all part of his allobrate plan to make a cyber-studio. In the end, everyone goes there different ways and Mark is going to Sante Fe with Roger and clint or sam or dave or jim i dont know his name to make a restaurant.

Thats basically it with about 10 major plot lines left out because, I probably was checking out some lights or something. Rent overall was about a 8 out of 10.

The Choice: Who Will Joanna choose?
What we have here is a great spectator sport. Its something easily poked and fucked with. Heres a quick overview of our contestants. Disclaimer: This is based off rumors. Any of these are incorrect im me and ill straighten it out.
Tom Hes red headed and a furious competitor. Hes a long time Joanna admirer/stalker and he has been pursuing for a while.
Zak Zak is a new player and makes fun of Joanna a lot, but obviously this hasn't altered his view of her.
Keith Keith is a person of good intentions, what more can a girl ask for. (aka i have nothin to say on him)
Nick Nick has a lot of hair and a abnormally large forehead. Hes got nothin else going for him.

There you have it. Make sure to vote on the poll. And Joanna, dont forget, if you dont want any of them, choose me.

UConn and Vic Rosenthal Win
April 5 - 11:00 PM

Uconn wins the NCAA Championship and Vic wins the Pool. Congrats Vic, you win 41 Dollars. This sucks I get dead last and a middle aged man wins the money. See where you ended up, check the results. Heres how the Pool ended up money wise:
1. Vic Rosenthal 41 Dollars
2. Brad Wolf 20 Dollars
3. Ben Kitograd 8 bucks bia

Well, Team Chronic, comprised of Nick A., Corey R. and Ben K. take out 8 bucks. Congrats. I'll tell you what i got out of this my friend. I dont need money to represent my happiness or successfullness of this pool. I know that people had a good time? Who the fuck cares, i'm bouncing to mexico with 69 bucks i stole off yal fools.

- (doppler effect) "Hahahahahahahahaha" Thats me running with the 69 dollars.

I Win Bitches!
April 3 - 11:38 PM

What is Lil' John doing when he writes these songs. He obviously isn't finding a quiet place and finding a connection to his music. Unless he is seriously jumping around, saying yea, pushing niggas and hoes, getting low, reppin his city, knockin heads off, starting a fight up in this bitch, puttin his hood up, spitting game, and killing people who call him a monkey.

He gets a lot of shit but, he is just so easy to make fun of. YEEEEAAA! WHHHHHAAAATTTT? LETTTTSSS GOOOO! OOOOOOKKKKK! I'm done with him, I can't stand that fool.

Oh god, I have no more ideas. Where do I go from here? Do I blab mindlessly? Or... No, i'll just blab mindlessly. Anybody remember Daria? Sweet show, she had a bleak, but MTVish refreshing view on teenage pop-culture and society as a whole. She had that one friend and they always watched the 'Sick and Sad World' or whatever it was called. Daria also had a preppy sister and two business crazy parents. Anybody remember the Musical episode? "And I say, God, God, Damnit!" Oh man and those two crazy, really christian parents in the car next to him went insane. They were all like "Oh my, Oh my, please sir, do not use the Lords name in vain." And that crazy mother fucker kept swearing. Well, i believe I have blabbed a sufficient amount of shit.

- I don't even know what I am doing anymore.

Societal Issues, Chronic Liars and You.
April 2 - 11:48 PM

Running home today, I immediately made a connection between my running home and one of our societies main problems. Fear. If i wasn't scared of my mom hassling me, I wouldn't be running. If Dub'ya wasn't scared of the whole god damn middle east he wouldn't be fucking with em.

Most of my decisions are made out of fear of getting my ass beat or something. The rest are made with my dick, p.s.. If fear wasn't always knocking at your door, would you better off? On one hand, you would have more confidence because you would know no one would be able to get in your way. On the other, in the back of your mind, you would be scared about a dude bigger and stronger than you. I feel that fear makes us better because cautiousness is the better part of valor. Ooooo that was hot, ya I just made that up.

Audrey Seiler - Fucking Liar.

What a crazy turn of events. Heres what I think happened in the little questioning room at the police station.

Audrey: Oh, i was abducted!
Police Officer: Oh my god, how did it happen?
Audrey: I was abducted by my apartment. It was ever so tramatizing
Police Officer Woop Ass steps in.
Officer Woop Ass: Shut the fuck up bitch, your a lieing sack of shit.
Audrey: No, I was abducted outside a convience store, honest!
Office Woop Ass: Idiot I was behind the one sided glass and heard what you said. You said you were abducted by your apartment, bitch!
Audrey: Ok, your right. Although my plan worked perfect. Muahahahahahahaha

- What?

Europe vs United States
April 2 - 3:12 PM