Archive -- February 2004

Aaron's Corner
February 28 - 8:51 PM

Welcome to the newest feature of Robbie King's genius website "Aaron's corner." This part of the site will feature all my opinions on everything the hottest girl on the planet(Halle Berry if you're wondering) to me bitching about how small ice cream cones have become. So sit back and relax and if you disagree with one of my opinions please remember this statement said by some brilliant man "I don't give a flying fuck!"

Right now I'm chillin' at Robbies house watching Forest Gump a movie that's supposed to be some great movie but I can't stand it. Mainly because I can't stand Forest Gump. He's supposed to be this caring misunderstood guy but to me He's just too stupid to like. Why am I supposed to care that this guy has some really hot girl that likes him but he's too stupid to even capatilize on this glorious oppurtunity. I guess that's supposed to make me feel sorry for him but it just pisses me off even more. Like this one part where he's running back into the forest to save his friend whose stuck in the forest but the U.S. is about to bomb this forest and he knows it but he runs in anyway. In the movie he finds him and they have this real emotional talk but here's my version of what shoulve happened. Forest runs back in and then just as he sees his friend BAM!! A huge bomb falls right on his head and that would be a good movie. You know why thats a good movie because thats what woulve happened in real life.

Just Like in Swordfish (2nd Best movie ever next to Monster's Ball) when he sees Halle Berry topless he would have pulled down his pants and jumped right on to her just like what I would have done. Actually I damn near did it to and I was watching it in the theatre. I would also like to take this time to apologize to General Theatres for busting all over their screen. And let me tell you one last thing Halle Berrie's tities may be big in real life but imagine how big they look up close by a Huge screen TV. Oh Yeah!

Can you beat my score? If you do, post you score and maybe proof (screenshots). Play it here.

Summer come anytime, in the next week, please.
February 25 - 5:31 PM

As a few of you know my friend Nick has a band with danny, james, tyler and mo. So one day he was like, well if i am gonna have a good band, I need a website for it. And i was like ya? so what. Then he got to the point and said he wanted me to make it. Ohhhhhh, well you should have said that nick. So i did it. Check it out here. Its not really done but who cares, the layout is kinda small, but hey fuck you. Its not my best work, but meh.

Although, on a more important note, school blows. I am suprised as shit at how hard this semester has been, compared to the first semester. First semester i did barely anything and i passed with a 2.83 (weighted) GPA. I am doing most of my work now and i have worse grades than last semester. They are so pitiful i cant just say them.

I think the one that by far blows the most of all my classes is, Biology Pre-IB. Its hard shit. We are doing a unit on genes and dihybrid crosses, etc. Its completely relevant to our lives (no seriously it is, not being sarcastic) and thats the part that makes me angry. I can't complain with "How am I going to use this in my life", because I probably will reference back to it, a lot. I am going to continue freaking out until thursday night, when i dont do anything because its all friday then. In the words of Homer Jay, "Oh save me Jebus!".

- P.S. That picture is me... FREAKING OUT!

Miracle! Oh it happened 24 years ago, ok.
February 22 - 12:41 AM

The crew and I went to see "Miracle". Its about a bunch of college kids and a coach with a dream. The country at the time was fearing the future and needed a confidence boost. It came in the form of a hockey team. It all came down to one game that completed the impossible dream, to beat the Soviet National team. And as Al Michaels said "Do you believe in Miracles? Yes!", only topped off the euphoria of beating the best team in the world.

It was a good movie overall and i would recommend it to anyone. It was also pretty cool that most of the movie took place in Minnesota (woop woop)and that we saw the movie where the premier was 3 or 4 weeks ago. Whenever a group of 8 guys like us goes anywhere, Tom has to leave his mark. Cough, fart and if he has enough time sneeze on a few things. I am all about marking territory with human discharge, but when Tom gets involved, its all over. If anyone tries to challenge with authority of territory at the Grandview theater, they are not going to win. He farted and cough all over the piece. Whenever there was a quiet part, hack hack, cough cough, hack, cough, Hhhhhhhhaaaaaccccckkkk. Atta boy tom, keep reaching for the stars.

Weekend Recap
February 17 - 9:05 PM

Its the day after a long weekend and its time to reflect on all the soleless, dick driven mistakes i made. Well here i go.

Friday half the crew left to go skiing up north while us cool kids were left down here in St. Paul ready to pimp the town for real now that we had that extra baggage off our backs. Only kidding, we were crying when they left. Anyhoo we went to play some ball at the JCC. We played a little 2 vs 3, Aaron and Zak versus me, the all-star, with the two ok players, will and tom, will being better than tom. We played a little but it was obvious that aaron and zak's precision passes were to good for our lazy and sloppy d. We switched up teams and me and zak DOMINATED. Then we saw some eighth graders, they had five we had five. Its on. We had the lead early but the eighth graders fought back from a 14-6 deficit to lose by one. Too bad fuckers, we win. Afterwards, we were feeling pretty proud, so we went to toms and played Halo all night. We're cool.
Saturday -- Snow Daze
I slept over at tom's and in the morning we played some more Halo and had some breakfast. Later i watched the gophers, fight to mantain their last place spot in the Big Ten. I also watched the UK Wildcats get downed by Georgia 74-68. All with one thing in the back of my mind, Snow Daze. Fifteen minutes before i had to leave for Tom's, i got dressed in my all black suit with a white tie. We had dinner at Tom's which consisted of steak, some salad and some potatoes. Just before we left for the Riverside Radison we got this pic. What the hell am i looking at. We got there at 7:45 in freshmen style, one of the first there. Me and tom knew it was about to get crunk and it did not fail. I suck at dancing and it showed on the floor with my limited arm swinging techniques. The crunkness faded at 11:00 when they called last dance. We hit up Abby's spot and her sweeet hot tub. I had an equally sweeeet swimming suit, courtesy of abby's dad. One level down in size i woulda been standing in a speedo. Not cool.

Sunday
I woke up 6 hours later to play golf in the floating league i am in at the Bunker indoor golf place. Me and aaron are in 2nd a half point behind the leaders coming off of 37(me) and a 38(aaron) at Torrey Pines. Afterwards I went to my cousin brett's birthday party he turns 7 and he still can beat me in hockey (hes a fucking prodigy). Maybe the fact that they have a rink in their backyard has something to do with it, who knows. I played on the rink for most of the afternoon, pulling out hat tricks left and right and blowin' slap shots past the defense of my 10 year old cousin brad. After all this awesome shit i got to do, i got to play one league up in the 10-12 grade league for basketball. We won by 40 83-43, on account of one Abe Jacobs who poured in 41 points, probaby a JCC record, but whos keeping track. I had 15 and a few assists to Abe. The night was still young, so i went to Tom's again and watched the All-star game with the crew who wasn't skiing.

Well, if you read this far, congrats, you win.

Spiritual Enlightment
February 16 - 10:22 PM

Well i was watching 20/20 special about Mel Gibsons new movie. Its about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, and from what they were saying about it, it sounds pretty fucking deep and kinda violent. And from the scenes they showed, it seems that for most of the movie jesus is walking with random Romans throwing this and that at em.

I never knew ol' Gibson was this spiritual tho. It said he solely funded the construction of some church that is indirectly against the Vatican. The church still believes in most of the stuff that the vatican believes in but it is open to other religions beliefs. Something crazy like that, so for all who didn't recieve Mel Gibson is a terrorist.

I got over that in about 5 minutes and started thinking about what i should believe in. I dont really think we are created by one almighty entity, but i am not one of the kids who proudly says that i am an atheist. Although if their isn't one almighty creator why am i here and who is "upstairs". About "upstairs", where were you when the Wolves lost in the first round for the seventh straight time?

I guess what i am poking at is what kind of a weird ass do you have to be to come up with a guy like "God" or Jesus Christ? A crazy one, thats who.

Well, we'll all probably get over this in about 5 minutes and start thinking about Marissa Miller (SI: Swinsuit anyone? OH YA!).

Check out the larger pic of Marissa Miller

The chicken box (what the fuck)
February 11 - 5:21 PM

I cant talk long because of all my god damn homework, but i thought i'd check in, because i haven't updated. Heres something my friend made. Makes no sense, but stare at it awhile you start laughing, ten minutes later you slap yourself for it. Enjoy!
What the hell is wrong with my friend taylor.

One happy ass nerd.
February 5 - 8:51 PM

A Robotist Sculptor in Dallas created a robot that responds to many sayings and phrases with amazing clarity and accuracy. Its a break through and people have many things to say about it but that doesn't matter its all crappy, shitty and boring science talk. Heres the weird nerdy part. He modeled the face off of a date he brought to a high school dance. Thats pretty funny, i mean look at the way that crazy bastard is looking at the camera. He saying in his head, "Next, I must create a robotic vagina,". As i read on in this ©MSNBC article they said that in 25 years that robots would be as common as dogs as pets. I will be saying hi to my neighborhood GS-17 (serial number=67523-432332) and then later taking orders from the workaholic bastard TRSD-1. A great life ahead for americas youth. Hey, why dont i become a robotist sculptor. Watchout Jackie, there will be 15 robotic clones of you walking around in about 10 years. Muahahahahaha!

Jackson family, Who can be the craziest!?
February 2 - 3:17 PM

Another Jackson being their own crazy self.

The Jackson family just cant stop. Michaels been crazy for a while and now here comes janet in a close second. Michael isn't going to give his stop at the top up easily though, so right now i think he is coming up with an elaborate plan to be crazier.

First he would dangle his baby off a balcony then fuck some kid (gotta be a boy!) then go a few million dollars in debt and then go on a high speed chase through L.A. on live T.V. Woops that was O.J.

In the end after Janet eventually just went on a stage naked (no complaints) and Micheal was stickin kids with whatever he has down there, i think Tito would come out on top. He is the only person who doesn't make fun of Michael and Janet on a regular basis.

The bowls are over! Bring on the finals and the madness!

Dont get me wrong the bowls are cool and kinda fun to watch, but thats only the warm-up for the real championships. The NCAA championships, the NBA finals and the Stanley cup. And no, the world series is not the climax. Its the pre-pre-prelude to the championships. Boya baseball bitches. Anyways, madness is next and the madness this year is gonna be heated the top is stacked with players and match-ups waiting to happen. The pool is already being set-up and anyone who thinks they can win and prove their dominace of college basketball knowledge, this is for you so sign-up. Its three dollars and the progress will be posted on the net.

Just as a follow up to my Super Bowl indepth report, i was RIGHT! I said it right here, Adam Vinatieri kicked the winning field goal. If you would be so kind to look to january and see under the subject heading "Super Bowl XXXVIII" i said in plain sight "Adam Vinatieri coming through with seconds left." Fucking Stupendous.