Archive -- March 2004

Site Remodeling
March 28 - 9:04 PM

Spring is here and its time to reface the site. So sad, this is my first concrete HTML layout. Its got to go. Its just to, meh. Not enough shazam. Its got to much, loof. I dont know how long it'll be but, i do know, it'll be kickass.

Some dead guy
March 24 - 4:59 PM

A odd thing happened recently. A terrorist leader died, the leader of the Palestinian terrorist group Hamas, his name Sheik Ahmed Yassin. Finally god damn. Well i dont have much time but heres one of my fantastic drawings in paint very accuratly recreating how it happened.

Delicious.

Current Events
March 22 - 8:12 PM

For an assignment in Social Studies 9 Quest we have to think about 5 current event topics. I decided i am gonna give you my view on the current events.

Gay Marriage
This really pisses me off. A constitional ban because some people can't stand that minds think in a different way? Shut the fuck up and go not talk to your spouses. The people up at washington don't get that these people are also hard working and honest and need the benefits and securities that come with a civil union. Whos one of the main people behind this avoidable controversy? George dub'ya fucking bush. While our troops are getting blow up every second, George Bush is looking to break up two people looking to make their lives a little more emotionaly and finacial complete.

Foreign Policy
Georgie is an expert on this. He knows who to make everything feel all better. Did anyone see the 60 minutes last night about that one guy who works as a an advisor to the president? There was a segment where the guy explains how Dub'ya basically told the guy to help formulate a report that linked 9/11 to Suddam and his Iraqi Regime. When the guys refused and said that wasn't sufficient evidence or something, George stuck to his word and told him to create a phony report. Anyhoo, back to my view. The middle east is a very hostile place, everyone knows this. I relate the middle east countries to preppy teenaged girls. Their hopeless, until they graduate from college. My stand point is that we stay outa that shit and let the natives take care of it. My view is a little lazy but, thats how foreign nations view us, as a bunch of supersizing, commericalized, slobs. Well america lets show them our true colors, lets do nothing.

Gun Control
Guns are made to kill. Especially the big ass ones, like semi-automatics. I understand if you have a little pistol or some gun that won't shoot one hundred rounds of death when you barely nudge it. It may be in the constitution but, they made it when it took 4 minutes with a gun to wound someone.

The Presidential Race
Sorry Democrats, but George is gonna win again. Its inevitable.

Child Porno
This frankly, is disgusting. I can't believe... God damnit america. I have such a strong feeling towards the people who are even loosely involved in this. A child is a miracle, dont go fucking their minds up. Every child has the potential for great things. If i had muscle mass, i would kick every persons ass involved in child porno.

There it is the views of a 14 year old high school student. Relavent to anyone over 25? No.

- YEEEAAAAA! Spring break 2004 baby

Damn Upsets
March 21 - 1:53 PM

Upsets are fucking bountiful this year. Xavier? Nevada? Alabama? According to me and my bracket, Nevada was done in first, xavier likewise and Bama got kicked in the second. Heres the god damn killer though. Nevada beat Gonzaga right, well i had The Zags winning it. Its a mess to say the least, the pool i am hosting is up in the air. Anybody could win it, everybody has fucked up equally. I blame it on Billy Packer. I was going on his word, that white haired, fast speech, fucker. He said that Gonzaga was "Championship Caliber". So, trusting that he was a reliable source I put the Zags as national champs. Hes definetly on my hit list.

Now that i am out of the running for the pool victory circle, i am gonna give my picks for whos gonna win, maybe Mr. Devilman Packer wont screw me over again. Here are my picks for the winner of the pool, judging on the point situation and who they have winning it, etc. The best chance of winning it goes to Devin S., Zak P., Aaron R., and Taylor S. Although with all the upsets, who knows, its definetly still in the air. Good luck to the rest of you. And whoever is doing bad, ill see you at the bottom, both of my final two picks are out. I had Stanford and Gonzaga in the championship.

In other news, in the next few weeks i am not gonna have as much time to update the site because of school and golf so, things might get a little slow around here. Although i am thinking of completely taking the site down and remodeling it. I am also thinking of getting some people to help me out with the site, because the demands of the site just got a little higher.

Also, i want to honor somebody who has been with the site for a while and he deserves a little recognition for reading my bullshit since november of 2003. Tom Lancaster I tip my hat to you my red hair friend. Even though i only got 2 or 3 visitors a day, 2 of them from you, you never stopped believing.

- I edited that pic, although he actually is the king of the underworld.

The Verdic
March 20 - 1:10 PM

Will the defendants please rise for the verdic.

After careful deliberation, 5 minutes or so, have come to a verdic to which both sides will be satisfied, i think. For one day only, the pictures will be displayed.

I made my decision in this matter because, of the excessive cheating on both sides. I find it basically unthinkable that 300 people voted, some twice or three times. This also leaves everything open on that one day and it also allows this issue to fade away easier, because it was obviously distressful... Whatever. Their fucking pictures, we were gonna get over it anyways. The pics are scheduled to go up tonight around midnightish.

Cool Stuff
March 19 - 3:30 PM

Wow. This is out of control halirious. So much contriversy. Some people think the people for yes cheated (which they did) and some people think the people for no cheated (questionable but i believe they did too). The funny thing here is, mostly all the swearing, but no. The funniest part was when a person, presumably not from central high (woop woop), in the commentssaid something like "Wow, i dont know these people, i hope i get to see some nudie pics." Thats funny 2 fold. First, a hes just this random dude. Second, he said nudie. Thats like saying nakie. Which i said when i was 5. This poll has meant nothin more than great publicity for the site though, thanx Taryn and Joanna for that, cuz on wednesday i broke an evil king record. I got 100 hits in a day! Yeah! Top shelf.

Back to real business, a person under the name "ak", told me to do better in school. What? Hey that last entry wasn't about my grades, it was about grades in general. It was about how i think parents of kids like me, go crazy about grades. Even if i did better i said that they would still freak out about a lower grade that i undoubtably would receive. Way to comprehend english ak.

The poll closes up tonight so, make sure to vote. Once, preferably.

Shitty Grades
March 17 - 8:44 PM

First, i would like to shout at Blog Extra for bull-shiting me. You said i had unlimited comments, but no. You come back a week after i sign up and shove "only 5 comments an entry" in my face. Bitches. Fuck em, i got Haloscan.com now and the comment box thingy looks cooler too.

Anyhoo, to the point of my entry. I have been updating quite a bit now and its taken a toll on my mom. Why? Because she walks by me and every time i am, well, here listening to Luciano Pavoratti and talking to an reasonably unknown audience (thats you). She gets pissed. "You know robbie, if your grades aren't good, you better think over your study habbits," she usually says. And i shrug and blow it off.

Ok, lets say, per se, I maybe had good grades. Good grades being like all A's and the occasional b. But, it better a percentile from an A, or else, i am slitting my wrists. So what if i did have good grades? So what? Would my life be any different? Would i still be worried about my grades as much as i am now? I say yes. Because i know of many people, who are freaking out about a B and/or a C and i am freaking out about an F. Same bag? Both of our parentals are gonna be "disapointed" not mad, and wish we had done better and then tell us to "always do our best". Either way, i still have the same anxiety, just with different words in the correct places.

Where the hell did we go wrong? No where, thats where god damnit. Its the parents mind-set, because its the parents that are delivering the blows.

Heres where this is going, eventually, the kids will figure out that if they just start off with bad grades, their parents expectations will be so low, anything over a C will be a fucking miracle. Won't ever happen though, there is always those few who excell and kick my ass in all subjects (except computers bitches).

I'll leave you with this thought though. When did the letter become more important that the value and actual lessons taken out of school? If you care about what i said, leave a comment or im me and ill continue with this, otherwise... March Madness tommorrow baby.

- Notice that book, one i have not read. Suprise? No.

Untitled
March 16 - 6:00 PM

Today, i just recieved one of the nicest gestures ever. Three fine ladies (joanna, taryn, abby) came on over to my house and gave a sick man (me) some soup. They gave me fair warning, but i thought they were joking. It was a nice thing to do, and this has forced me to pull the poll, and cave to the demands of the soup bringers. No embarrassing pictures on the website. Unless, there is an overwhelming voice for yes. So, if the 'yes' option wins by 10 or more, the pics will still be displayed.

This kinda thing makes me think, what if, hypothetically, this wouldn't be such a big deal if this wasn't presented as such a problem. Hmmmm...

Million Dollar Bill

Last week, a middle-aged woman walked into a Georgia Wal-Mart and tried to purchase $1,675 worth of goods and heres the killer. She tried to pay for it with a 'Million Dollar Bill', despite the fact that the bill doesn't exist. She explained she had recieved it from her husband and thought it was real. I couldn't get a picture of this woman, but heres what i think she would look like. She would be about 5'9, weigh about 250 pounds, have a scrunchy blindly put on her head, be wearing an oversized tweety bird t-shirt and be reaking of Popeye's chicken. She'll be going to court on charges of counterfeiting.

- Thanx Abby, Taryn and Joanna, it was tasty.

March Madness in a nutshell.
March 15 - 9:07 PM

Joanna and Taryn, ill do a favor to you guys. I took the embarassing photos off the internet and won't put them back on, except if people vote to put them back on. Its not in my hands any more, its in the hands of the readers. The vote will be up until midnight on friday. Good luck gals.

Anyhoo, the NCAA tournament bracket was released last night and this is one of the toughest years to choose who is gonna win. In the pool I have Gonzaga Bulldogs taking the championship, but in all honesty, it could be a number of teams. I dont really have enough knowledge to be babbling about whos gonna win so, heres a artists redention of what i was going to say.



What a work of art. Its my raw emotion, compressed into about a 2 minute paint project. Well, now i must go... place.

Last Night.
March 13 - 4:58 PM

Last night started off with consectutive hours of virtual carnage, aka we played halo for 4 hours. Then we got a ride to the Twin Cities Underground in South Minneapolis where nick's band would be playing later that night. The central freshmen (also one watershed and a few highland) took over half the place. Mostly because we were the coolest of all them.

After a two hours, the main event got on, Page 17. Since about everyone who didn't know anyone in the band had already left (except for that crazy girl who was on that computer on IM for the whole time) the place went crazy. "I love you nick!" I said, many, many times. Of course i dont actually love nick, but, you get the point. They did all of their songs on their demo, which they released at TC Underground, and i got to play the tambourine in one song. I had no fucking clue what the hell to do, so i just hit it at random times. I really suck at playing the tambourine.

After the show, the crew rendezvous at perkins. We played the gump ball game and danny won himself one whole, yes thats correct, one FREE gum ball. Good times.

You wanna make out? No, ok fair enough.
March 9 - 10:02 PM

I am gonna do a response to two of my friends guestbook signing. Their names are Taryn and Joanna for the record. My responses are in italic bold.

Monday 03/08/2004 5:51:25pm
Name: tarjo
Homepage: http://you suck - What, i dont suck take that back boozehound.
E-Mail: [email protected]
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Where do ya live: thats for me to know and you to find out - 2152 Lincoln and Somewhere over by mike. Checkmate, i win, drunkard.
Comments: robbbbbert cotton king III we LOVE YOU SO MUCH CAUSE YOUR DAMN SEXY.... (Represent, woop woop) but that one picture has gotta go and we love your web site mui mui (Mui Mui equals very very in english... way to suck at english idiots). Remember when you were shorter than me (taryn) haha i miss those days (I sure as hell dont, alcoholic.). Your a fucken freak act robbie (True, but i dont abuse alcohol.) but i looooove it (At least i have something to fall back on, a drunk, slurred speeched, 15 year old, who said she loves me.). worrrrd out *taryn and jo* P.S. lets make love sometime...all three of us

That wasn't much of a response on my part just a severe slamming on taryn. Sorry babe, forgive me? Ok, fine be that way.

Its a good thing.
March 7 - 3:42 PM

Martha Stewart, was convicted on all four counts against her for obstruction of justice and lying to the government in different degrees. She faces up to 20 years in prison and the inevitablibility of her company going bankrupt.

She fucked up bad here, she tried to get ahead with a little illegal insider trading but, BAM, shes gets slammed. The feds are on her ass and all she can offer in her defense is a flower arrangement. The feds shot the flowers and took her illegal-ass to court. She got some of the best lawyers money can buy, but she still gets convicted of all four counts.

Heres the worst part though. She had hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stock in a company called ImClone that was creating a cancer drug. The drug failed the FDA test and the drug got rejected which sent the stock straight into a brick-wall layed by the best masons in the whole galaxy. Thats one well made wall. So, just before the drug flopped, crazy Martha sells all of her $ 228,000, she magically knew when to pull the plug. Lets try and not be completely obvious, Martha. Thats like kidnapping George dub'ya, you'd take one step and BAM, seven shots to your head from snipers.

I am actually enjoying this too. Martha used to be on saturday mornings while college basketball was on, and my sister insists on watching Martha make some shitty salad and say its a good thing. Oh, but sure, get a subpena when the gophers suck and i actually would rather watch ur ass than the gophers.

Whatever, she'll probably do her time then die and ill be laughing. Laughing at the ridiculous amounts of money i will have accumulated over the 20 years that she was in the slammer. Hahahahahaha, yes.

- Is her saying actually "Its a good thing?", comment if i am right.

Beat this Motherbitches
March 3 - 3:42 PM

Well I have another game for yal, tetris. Simple, but very easy to have heated competions, of scores. I vowed to myself that i would post my first score on this perticular tatris game, and that is what i am doing. 49 lines and 28000 points. The games final results are in german or something but Zeilen is point and Punkte is points. Not a very good score so you better beat it, play it here.

Its March Baby!
March 2 - 3:20 PM

Get the hell off my website Aaron. By the way that entry was by my friend Aaron, hes shorter, less attractive, and obviously into Halle Berry. Me, not so much, Halle is hot, but my vote goes toward someone else... I cant think right now. G-g-g-g-g-unit!

Anyhoo, its March 2^nd and March is basically not just called march anymore. You can't say march and leave out Madness. The Madness brings out the competetive spirit in everyone. In a few days i can be found kicking the shit out of a cat, IN MY SLEEP BITCH! Me and Aaron will be hosting the pool this year, ill be taking care off administration, scoring and you can get your brackets from me too (but not without ur three bucks, bitch). Aaron kinda just advertises and nothing else... that fucking bastard just takes credit, bitch. Ill deal with that jagweed later, but right now ill give you the info and faq about the pool.

March Madness 2004