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501.) "My friend just IMed me and said �OMG INTERNETS CREATOR ON GRAMMY'S'"
"Al Gore made you pink. o_O"
"He did." - Nell and Lime
(Bastard. He has a tendency to turn me orange. Actually, Nell's font just magically changed color.)
502.) "I just dont' like this room. >> yea, it's a bit bigger, but still. D: the noises. mostly of cats fighting in the summer 8) they do it right under my window."
"... It as in fighting, or it as in it?"
"....see. I hope it is fighting. I don't want my window to be the window where cats get it on."
(Megan, explaining the wonders of her house.)
503.) "Oh, and we're talking about nuclear warfare and stuff in my poli sci class. Is it wrong that the subject makes me happy?"
"Dare I ask why?"
"Because I think it's funny when I think of something being turned into a parking lot."
"And if it makes you feel any better, I was laughing in English when we compared Macbeth killing Duncan to a rape."
"I keep envisioning a nice pretty countryside and then blinking and seeing a giant Wal-Mart."
"... Okay."
"It just makes me want to laugh because I'm basically figuring that Wal-Mart is the result of nuclear war."
"I may have to quote that."
"It's all that's left. Wal-Mart and cockroaches." - Bethany and me
(We are we are the youth of the nation, baby.)
504.) "I will say the beauty of vodka is that it's a clear liquid." - Ben
(Professors really shouldn't teach their students how to sneak liquor into class.)
505.) "I think the technical term is 'sugar daddy.'" - Ben
(I dunno. It makes me giggle.)
506.) "Life is a painting. Cover the entire canvas."
"You know the easiest way to do that? Water down your paints." - Morgan and Emma
(It was very appropriate for the increasingly depressing reading we had to do.)
507.) "KC, thank you for putting clothes on; I never want to see your naked ass again."
"I'm sorry, but that's not a promise I think I can make." - Tarah and KC
(I have no idea. I just overheard this before English one day.)
508.) "Switzerland deeply frightens me. It's like evil incarnate in the form of a country. 'Oh, we'll take the Nazi's money and we'll take the fascist's money, and we'll take the American's money! Money, money, money!' And one day they'll close their banks, steal all the money, build a doomsday device and destroy the world. You think I'm kidding, but I'm totally serious." - Alex
(Anthropology had so many moments that sadly couldn't safely be removed from context like this.)
509.) "I don't want to say 'deeper penetration' when we're talking about birth control." - Jon
(Nor should you. Jon was the prof, by the way.)
510.) "Okay, so now we've got like three flavors of death whereas we previously had two."
"Death: now in orange, cherry, and grape!" - Jon and me
(Typically I don't like to quote myself, but this was one of my best lines ever.)
511.) "Heart the spirits. The heart just removes all notion of terror." - Jon
(Poor Jon would later regret this after the spirits killed his car and brought about a few other disasters.)
512.) "It's all kind of feminine. Steve's like our mom." - Lindsay
(We for some reason started debating if anthropology is masculine or feminine. Linguistics is, apparently, feminine.)
513.) "I don't care what dirty thought you have about biology in the privacy of your own home, but..." - Jon
(Rawr.)
514.) "There are dwaves. They come in colors. They are not your friends." � Jon
(This was, believe it or not, actually based on the reading.)
515.) "Alexa, he's going to kidnap me on a love llama!" - Rachel
(A bunch of us went to dinner and... well.)
516.) "I think I broke the internets."
"you did. now Bill Gates is after you :O" - Megan and Nell
(O NOES)
517.) Lime: Death. >>
Me: In mass quantities. <.<
Megan: Death is my neighbor. He bakes cookies. But never has sugar so he always has to ask for a cup. Bastard.
Megan: And he always forgets to add the sugar after he's done baking. >:/
Me: Cheap bastard, apparently.
Megan: Yep.
Megan: NELL.
Megan: Death baked us sugarless cookies.
Nell: KEIKO
Me: They suck ass, too.
Nell: I thought you told him we weren't diabetic this time :O
Me: Wait, you can switch your diabetes on and off? XD
Nell: Well when Death lives next door :-D
Naru: ...omg guys i forgot to bring my diabetes switch :(
Lime: XDDDD *dies*
Nell: Dammit >o
Me: Oh, logically. :D
Megan: XD
Megan: Mine broke. :/
Naru: used it too much lately megsaur? D:
Nell: I'VE GOT MINE
Nell: wait
Nell: I think I lost it
Megan: yea.
Megan: the batteries died.
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