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1.) "What is he on?"
"What isn't he on?" - Bethany and Paige
2.) "I am nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect." - Paige
3.) "Be a proud misfit of society!" - Sara
4.) "I want to live in a cardboard box down by the riverside on the southernmost part of France!" - Brenna
5.) "My foot's from a place called Big Ass, either shut up, or it's gonna get homesick." - Allison
6.) "Say the magic word!"
"Grade."
"Oh, crap..." - Bethany and her Journalism teacher.
(Student-teacher bonding is a beautiful thing...)
7.) "You stole my retarded caterpillar ellipse!" - Bethany
(You can have it back! ;-;)
8.) "A friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend will be in the cell next to you shouting, 'That was SO COOL!'" - Brenna
(I'm not much of a good friend, then.)
9.) "Jungle penguin!" - Me
(Well, there was.)
10.) "I don't need any of those spirit-breaking drugs!" - Brenna
(... Sure you don't.)
11.) "You gave my pants a virus!" - Me
12.) "Ewww, your brother would claim to have a pink toothbrush? o.O" - Master
13.) "Noooooooo! ;-; My lemon thingy froze liquidy on top so now it's all sticky and hard..and..Ew looking..;-;" - Lime
(I wasn't aware something could look "ew".)
14.) "The spork is almighty! It is at the top of the charts! It will rule the world and eat your children! ^^" - Nosha
(*Bows*)
15.) "Umi stole the pretzel from . . . the pretzel jar!"
"Umi doesn't like pretzels enough to stoop so low."
"Yes, you!"
"Nah."
"You are totally throwing my rhythm off here, man."
"Mwahahahahahahahahaha!" - K and me
(I live to crush the fun of others.)
16.) "I got stuck in a bookshelf today." - Megan
(You're a special one, Megan)
17.) "DUCK SMUT." - Alecia
(I don't know either. I can't deny I'm intrigued, though.)
18.) "There was a freshman feeling his man boobs today in the middle of class." - Megan
(I can't very well be so selfish as to keep this disturbing image to myself, now can I?)
19.) "I can flick you off anyway I want." - Lime
(I love you too, Lime.)
20.) "The sun'll come out tomorroooooooooow..BUT NOT THE MOON."
"I'm the mooooooooon, maaaaaaaaaan!" - Lime and me
(And Yume is the sun and K is the earth, but I totally don't remember why.)
21.) "Do I really want to explain to Mits why a man is pregnant?" - Lime
(*Dies*)
22.) "Oh, oh. CnA. Not CNN. I got it now." - Aya
(Well, ATS visitors should know why this is just wrong.)
23.) "MY LESS-THAN-VIRGIN EYYYYES." - Me
(Well, after video games, movies, school, etc, I hardly think I can claim my eyes are pure anymore.)
24.) "Where's Dad?"
"He ran away."
"He'll never escape! He's been trying that for 23 years!" - Mom and Kirbee
(Dad has this talent for getting lost. Even in the house.)
25.) "I am the SQUEEN." - Lime
(Sure you are, Limey dear.)
26.) "Watermelon pie." - Heather
(Ewwwwww...)
27.) "All the fingers have the word finger in their name except for the thumb, explain that!"
"Thumb finger!"
"... That is the stupidest thing I've heard all day..." - Zack and... someone
(When you make the mistake of taking your headphones off on the bus, this is what happens.)
28.) "I've actually heard a debate more pointless than this. Whether or not you can melt a potato chip." - Jarrod
(I think this speaks for itself. XD)
29.) "What kind of mops do you hang out with?"
"Ones that aren't possessed?"
"..... Darn." - Lime and me
(She was trying to explain how mops are like glomps... and I think how she got my DNA to clone me.)
30.) "Mary had a little lamb
But now the lamb is dead
Now she takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread" - Brenna and Kiri
(The best poem EVER.)
31.) "They put me in a round room and told me to find the corner." - Bre
(Bre likes to inform us on life inside Shady Acres Asylum.)
32.) "What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?" - Kiri
(Then we're all gonna be turning about in our graves.)
33.) "Hey Jake, I'll trade you a Skittle for your soul!" - Anonymous
(I don't know who Jake is, or who the speaker is, but this was just gold.)
34. "He looks like an 18th century pimp..." - Me
(He totally did! See?)
35.) " City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in holiday WHY IS THE ANGEL CROOKED?!" - Mom
(Only Mom could ruin a fluffy Christmas moment by snarking about the tree.)
36.) "Pssssst. Wanna muffin?"
"Not really."
"What, you don't like muffins?"
"I do, I just don't want one now. "
"Oh, I see. You're anti-muffin and are just trying to hide it. We of the muffin world are not fooled!" - K and me
(MuffinFilms.com had cast its magic spell.)
37.) "Beware of morons at play, for they know no boundaries and they like sharp objects." - Kiri
38.) "I thought I saw a purple chicken standing on your pillow..." - Kirbee
(Late night strangeness in a hotel.)
39.) "You have a hippo ghost standing next to your bed?" - Me
(According to her there was.)
40.) "Your brain could find shade in the shadow of a snow pea." - Aunt Kirbee
(Pwn.)
41.) "Do they pay you enough to do this?"
"They pay me in squirrel meat." - Me and some guy in front of FAO Schwartz
(I... Well, now I know how people survive crappy costumed jobs.)
42.) "Be your own barnyard animal!" - Kiri
(Kiri, giving us all a message about individuality in Animal Farm terms.)
43.) "Taka: *bows* For my next trick...I need a banana"
"Umi: *Blinks rapidly*"
"Taka: *points to Umi* Assisstant...the banana please?! ^^;"
"Umi: When the hell did I become your assistant? ^^;"
"Taka: When you did the obvious thing and blinked rapidly, which means in Takanese "Let me be your slave"
"Umi: ... EWWWWWWW!!!!!" - Kota and me
(Not a quote so much as an RP moment I couldn't get rid of..)
44.) "Emus are masters of disguise."
(Sign in Outback Steakhouse. It was hot.)
45.) "Eww, flowers. They're, like, plant vaginas or something." - Unknown
(Shawn claims he didn't say this... and I suppose I'll believe him. :P)
46.) "NOOOOOOOO. ORANGE SODA IS GOOD. YET IT IS TAINTED. JUST LIKE THE CODE RED WAS. TAINTED. TAAAAAINTED WITH DIET!" - Lime
(... *Snerk*)
47.) "*gives Lime a cookie... almost gave her a cockie but yeah... no...*^^;;;;;;;;;;" - Nell
(Mmm, typos.)
48.) "BONZAI!! XD!! *jumps into the box*"
"o_O"
"XD!!!!!"
"... What are you on? ^^;"
"Boston Cream Pie. XD"
"I suspected sugar was involved. ^^;"
"Plus a corny intro to my lab report. XD"
"BS! It gets the schoolwork done! XD"
"It has much, much corn. XD"
"XD;;" - K and me
(Mmm, corn.)
49.) "My brain exploded... Wait, for that to happen I need a brain."
"YOU STOLE MY INSULT!" - Bre and Bethany
(Swish!)
50.) "Notice that Santa sounds suspiciously like a disgruntled high school student."
"Gee, I wonder what that could mean..."
"That he never took an acting class, for one thing." - Me and Bethany
(Ever wonder how they get some poor sap to put on the Santa suit at holiday assemblies?)
51.) "Hell's never been so fun! Its like a sleepaway camp, Camp Damnation. Swim in the Lake of Fire! Have your ass roasted for all eternity, seminars with Satan. Readings by Faust. Sounds like fun! All you have to do to go is sign away your soul for all eternity! WHEEE! SIGN ME UP!" - Matt
(Mattie-baby... I love you. XD)
52.) "WOODY WOODPECKER BOXERS TO GO WITH THE PUBIC FLUFF." - Alecia
(Pubic fluff started a long time ago, when someone shouted 'public fluff' in a chat room and someone else read it as 'pubic' by mistake.)
53.) "*fills out Arrowbear sheets* ._. Sex: No thank you 8D" - Aya
54.) "Me foot has bald eyes with green star tuna that rots your mind into mongeese carrying torpedoes of turtles that eat beans of happiness which sprout toes with peanut butter and peni covered in doom." - Alecia
(This was some game that Alecia, Nosha, and Naru were playing, or such is my understanding of it...)
55.) "I LOVE YOU PIZZA."
"IT LOVES YOU TOO ...UNTIL IT FINDS SOMEONE ELSE AND DEMANDS A DIVORCE"
".....NOOOOOOO ;_________;"
"IT'LL TAKE THE KIDS AND THE DOG AND LEAVE YOU WITH NOTHING BUT THE BABY CARRIAGE"
"MY BREAD BABIEEEEEEEEES ;____;" - Lime and Naru
(I taste burning!)
56.) "EVERYTHING'S AN ERECTION TO YOU, LIMWA." - Aya
(I should write a book: How to Plant Dirty Images in Three Emoticons or Less)
57.) "My legs are furry. I really should shave them. They're starting their own ecosystems." - Alecia
58.) "YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN IT'S YOUR TIME AND DEATH DOES COME ON A SCOOTER!!" - Jasmine
(I had this really cool sentence about Death in a story and people have been warping and mocking it since.)
59.) "I thought that said 'I'm going to go smoke in my sleep'.."
"A new ad campaign for the cigarrette companies: Cancer while you dream!" - Naru and Lime
60.) "... If our minds are in the gutter and Naru's mind is the gutter, are we in Naru's mind?" - Me
(K declared our minds were in the gutter and Naru claimed her mind to be the gutter...)
61.) "Get your minds out of me!" - Naru
(More adventures in the Naru-gutter.)
62.) "Everything is about sex today ^^;;;"
"...I think Sachi started it."
".....Sachi started sex?"
"............Yes, Lime. Sachi started it ALL." - Aya, Naru, and Lime
(This may be too dangerous to touch.)
63.) "Peh, we can't be anymore entertaining if we were running around on fire singing about how it tickles." - Nell
(I'd be willing to find out if that's true.)
64.) "Wait.. Nell is Death?"
"... Sure, why not?" - Aya and Nell
(I really wish I could remember why. Seems like EVERYONE has had a turn being Death.)
65.) "We had a funeral. You are now scattered across Lake Michigan." - Lime
(I'd really like to be informed when I die and you cremate me.)
66.) "Mom... if you don't die of natural causes..."
"Well, what's natural for me, baby girl?"
"Um..."
"By this point I think handprints around my neck would be perfectly natural." - me and Mom
67.) "EVERYTIME I see 'emo' I think 'emu'." - Megan
(And emus are masters of disguise!)
68.) "Robert's an emu now" - Jasmine
(How proud his parents must be.)
69.) "I'm so confused I could rip my eyeballs out and play air hockey." - Lime
(Ow. o_O)
70.) "I highly doubt Naru COULD put herself in herself, SO LET'S STOP PUTTING OURSELVES IN NARU" - Lime
(Nooooot gonna touch this one.)
71.) "I am the ghost of your printer . . . whoooooo . . . o.o" - K
(My printer used to be possessed, actually. It would randomly start up at midnight or something.)
72.) "I am the dork rawker! I'M SO DORK!!!!" - Kerry
(Juuust click.)
73.) "I made the bubbly butt. I AM the bubbly butt!" - Bethany
(Bethany has her own variation of the lovely bunch of coconuts song.)
74.) "Look, my name is on my butt!" - Bre
(When girls express themselves through things written on their butts, you know western civilization is in trouble.)
75.) "You have a racist lunch."
"That... or a Michael Jackson lunch." - Brandon and Bethany
(Bethany's lunch was dominated by white stuff.)
76.) "He's sexy. He can lick his eyeball." - Kiri
(She and Bre were playing with this pink stuffed sequined dragon that had a long tongue... It was named Liberaci.)
77.) "I bet fiaries would look like bunnies with tentacles for wings." - Lime
(Um...)
78.) "I can hear them oinking as they get swallowed!" - Megan
(She was eating... something... bacon?)
79.) "ALL YOUR SOCKS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!" - K
(My socks kinda suck, but okay.)
80.) "WEE LOOK AT ME I CAN LICK MY EMU" - Megan
(Uh...)
81.) "They somehow have lost their innocence... It's like My Little Whore Pony." - Mom
(My Little Pony, like so many other things of the late 80s/early 90s, went somewhere very, very wrong.)
82.) "Laughing slippers rule the world!" - Kirbee
(This was declared without provocation by the person who most closely matches me in genetic code.)
83.) "This calls for more...Sari and Umi bonding!! *leeery eyes* e.e" - Sari
(Sari was wondering why she wasn't on my quotes list... and I found this amusing. XD;)
84.) "Sounds like more fun than an 'art walk'."
"Yes. You get to hit things with big sticks!"
"And make big noises!"
"Oooooo!"
" We sound like guys." - Me and Bethany
(We were talking about drumming. ^^;)
85.) "You suck! I've got me on my team!" - Ryan
(Math review game. Ryan was jealous of this one guy for getting me and Heather on his team.)
86.) "We're right. You're wrong. Deal with it or we'll crush you." - Brenna
(We were talking about Puritan doctrine, believe it or not.)
87.) "Bethany has sexy tentacles!" - Me
(Bethany was making tiny twists in her hair. How they came to be sexy is beyond my recalling.)
88.) "Is there a hierarchy in school?"
"Yes."
"Who's at the bottom?"
"The freshmen!"
"No, no, we're below even the freshmen." - Mr. Bowman and class
(Somehow, this came up in Humanities while talking about the Catholic Church.)
89.) "Everyone is wrong. The problem is when you're wrong and dangerous." - Phil
90.) "Athena is stalking me."
"Athena, I never knew!" - Me and Brenna
(Mr. Bowman has this podium with a picture of Athena on it and I always end up sitting near it because he keeps moving it.)
91.) "Noooo! Come back to me, my bitch!" - Bethany
(I don't think Brandon will ever live this down.)
92.) "Ahaha! I have the black Wu Tang!" - Bethany
(Her American Lit book has "Wu Tang" written on the bottom in huge letters and she gave it a black cover... well, it made ME laugh.)
93.) "He admitted he sinned and God's cool with that."
"God sounds like a surfer dude."
"The would be so cool."
"God's from L.A.!"
"God's from Hell?" Brad, me, and Bethany
(We were arguing in Humanities about why Dimmesdale died... draw your own conclusions.)
94.) "How did they get that out of that?" - Mr. Bowman
(I forget what he was talking about, but it was really amusing at the time.)
95.) "Don't talk to me. I'm anti-human." - Brenna
(YAY, Puritans.)
96.) "Brenna is drinking from Hester!" - Me
(You see, Kiri and Brenna had three water bottles in between them and Ms. Nuxoll started using them to talk about the main characters in The Scarlet Letter.)
97.) "Will you paint my cow for me?" - Bre
(I really wish I was around to hear that one.)
98.) "It's a psycho moldy kangaroo!" - Bethany
(Noooooot gonna ponder it.)
99.) "Always put the 'f' in 'shift'." - Mr. Clark
(Mr. Clark is the coolest math teacher on the face of the earth. XD)
100.) "It's a rabid, gay he-fairy! YAY!" - Bethany
(I was drawing someone with pointy ears )
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