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201.) "All I wanted was to know if he was the angel with the trumpet announcing the Apocalypse... and I saw that. ^^; It literally sent a chill down my spine.
"It's his eyes. His eyes just make you feel like shrinking away. o_O"
"They like... want to eat your soul. O_o"
"That is seriously the first thing I thought when I saw it. xDDD It's like 'Mmmm, give me your soul with a spoon and some sugary bits so I may feast upon it :OOO'" - Me and Nosha
(Look up Gabriel on Wikipedia, dears. You'll fear for your salvation, too.)
202.) "Who was our president before Hoover?"
"FDR."
"FDR?! Should I figure out how to spell stupid in here? Does it begin with an 'L'?" Bowman and Laef
(This was a whole lot funnier when it happened.)
203.) "Ah! It's all around me!"
"What is? Air? Air! Run for your LIVES!"
"Jazz."
"No, bureaucracy, my pants, but air and jazz were good guesses." - Andrew, Bethany, and Bre
(JAZZ MADE ME DO IT!)
204.) "Hey, I have a question. Why does the bureaucrats around the table look like a sheep?" - Bethany
(A happy mutant sheep. ^^)
205.) "I was perfectly fine until my dirt bike ran over me." - Jeff
(Talented.)
206.) "Fluffy already has a bitch."
"...Damn."
"He cannot be seduced."
"Can I be Fluffy's other bitch?" - Me and Megan
(Fluffyyyy! I miss you, baby!)
207.) "O:)"
"I see the devil horns holding up that halo. :P"
"No! O=:(" - K and me
(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
208.) "I went over and asked them to turn it down. You'd think I'd asked for their firstborn children." - K
(Did they have lamb's blood over their door? Maybe they felt cheated.)
209.) "Ha ha. Now the face of Leonard Maltin shall haunt the dreams of my birds." - Me
(I put the book on top of their cage...)
210.) "Aya is bitter. Because I ate her eye. I mean . . . geez. Eat one eye and you're doomed for life." - K
(So she thought it was a grape. Big deal.)
211.) "Old people are cool u.u They give you acndy *-*"
"Acne?" - Nell and K
(The typo: An infinite source of amusement.)
212.) "You mean my sweatdrops on the chin? Or something else?" - Lime
(Yes. Yes that's exactly what I mean.)
213.) "Wait, so you have a collective penis?" - Me
(Brenna's fault. ALL Brenna's fault. Her and her RPness.)
214.) "Yes. The Germans were smoking Hitler."
"They sold locks of his hair on the black market." - Andrew and me
(How else could they get high on fascism? Unless Mr. Bowman lied!)
215.) "How can you not gain support from raising the taxes of the rich?"
"Because cows no longer jump over the moon." - Me and Bre
(Politics gone horribly wrong.)
216.) "This is a spinning turtle." - Ryan
(How to make people giggle at your diorama.)
217.) "At first I thought that said 'rapermelon,' which made me wonder why they were handing it out in school." - Bethany
(It was gum, flavor "grapermelon"... yeah. We were all a bit disturbed.)
218.) "We had to stop them now. If they got South Vietnam, next would come Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Hawaii, San Francisco, and then Minnesota, and then we're finished." - Mr. Bowman
(Vietnam War meets Mr. Bowman's be all, end all attitude about Minnesota.)
219.) "Do not question Peter Jennings!"
"TV on. Brain off." - Adam and Ryan
(We love you, Peter Jennings!.)
220.) "OW. His..nipple is pierced?"
"No milk for his babies." - Aya and Nell
(Pretty self-explanatory. If not, too bad. :P)
221.) "I am Sailor Brick!" - Kerry
(........ Sure you are, baby.)
222.) "Sailor Brick?"
"I have no idea."
"I almost read Sailor Rick. I imagined a big, hairy bus driver." - Aya and me
(We did not believe in Sailor Brick.)
223.) "I just pictured you masturbating over George Bush, and i'm not sure whether it was hot or disturbing. Hmm..." - Sari
(I found this is Megan's AIM user info. O_o)
224.) "If you write like that in Senior English, your teacher will fling her babies at you in joy." - Nosha
(Miss Nosha was assuring me my paper was just fine.)
225.) "Your soul tastes like waffles."
"My soul tastes like pancakes, thankyouverymuch." - Alecia and Naru
(*Syrups*)
226.) "Give Chupee your soul and he'll go to the dentist." - Megan
(NO HE WON'T.)
227.) "I see your away message and raise you a singing gecko." - Lime
(I wish I could remember said away message.)
228.) "Mm, Kentucky Fried Nosha. Tastes just like fried chicken."
"CAN I GIT A COCA COLER T' GO WITH MAH KFN? 8D"
"Sure ya can, Eliiiiizer! :D I reckon i can do thet fer ya. :DD" - Nosha and Alecia
(Making fun of Nosha's southern heritage.)
229.) "It's so hard to kill people. ;_;" - K
(This took me by such surprise in a chatroom that I giggled like a school girl for many minutes.)
230.) "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?"
"YES. I DO KNOW WHAT. HE'S PRETTY COOL."
"Damn, he won't defend me now."
"Of course not. Me and What go WAAAAAY back. Now WHO, on the other hand.."
"Who is my lover. We can so take on you and What." - Nell and Naru
(There isn't a single better answer to that question.)
231.) "My hormones deserve to be fucking ripped out of my brain and stomped on across the Rocky Mountains then sold to a hobo who preaches the Word to legos." - Megan
(It was a moment of angst, but I couldn't quell my snickering.)
232.) "I know, your wife is my harlot." - Nell
(Do not question their love.)
233.) "Jake... is in my class. I don't know what I did in a former life to deserve that..." - Mr. Workman
(This was the FIRST DAY taking attendance. I already love this teacher.)
234.) "This tie makes me look like I have a teaching certificate, which you know, I don't, I'm a fraud." - Mr. Workman
(HEEHAW. XD)
235.) "Fairies, fairies everywhere, with pointed ears and braided hair and stabby things that kill you!" - Kiri and Mykah
(Stabbity-death!)
236.) "My children would not tell you to shut up." - Ms. Ringold
(I can sing. Whoot.)
237.) "Your socks are meowing." - Mr. Bowman
(Well. Her socks WERE meowing.)
238.) "Slash tonight in the mall." - Mr. Player
(This shouldn't count, but it does. Because I say so.)
239.) "So, I went home and said at the dinner table, 'Luke gave me AIDS.'." - Alecia
(Pink flowers do the damnedest things.)
240.) "I KNEW IT. YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME. WITH THE MILKMAN."
"OKAY okay, I guess it's out now. I'M SORRY BEBE. I TRIED. I COULDN'T STOP HIS ADVANCES"
"YOU NEVER LOVED ME. YOU USED ME FOR MY SNAZZY EMOTICONS."
"...Not like they were ever that impressive to begin with."
"FINE. YOU CAN FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO WINK AT YOU." - Alecia and Naru
(I'm just as lost as you.)
241.) "Your dad had a cucumber and you taste it?" - Lime
(Dig down deeeeeep into the gutter when you read this.)
242.) "I LIKE LIVING IN NARU. HER OVARIES ARE COMFY." - Megan
(Naru = gutter if you recall.)
243.) "You're Naru's super?"
"Yes."
"Well, in that case, the plumber in 13B is shot. I'm not paying until you fix it, bitch."
"You will or you'll be out on your ass in someone else."
"I'll shoot you just like I did the plumber." - Nell and Lime
(We all live in Naru. I happily reside in her left lung.)
244.) "Let's all dress up like pirates... or something." - Dominick
(Seniors have much fun on picture day.)
245.) "If you want to become a prostitute--"
"Andrew."
"What?!" - Workman, me, and Andrew
(National vs. state laws. Good stuff.)
246.) "Hm... we can fine him for $20... or rip his head off with a rope!" - Mr. Workman
(In essence, Mr. Workman doesn't know how death sentences are chosen, either.)
247.) "Oh, crump! You completely the square incorrectly." - Mr. Newell
(It's not very funny, but just hearing someone say 'oh, crump' made me giggle.)
248.) "Here we are, section 8. I don't care if you highlight it, I don't care if you draw flowers around it, I don't care if you cut this out and put it on your mirror, or if you take these words and tattoo them on your butt. This is the section of Article 1." - Mr. Workman
(Mm. Constitutional goodness.)
249.) "Then there's a third kind of people who just take space and valuable oxygen. Oxygen that should belong to me." - Zack
(I love Zack.)
250.) "Uncle Sam wants you."
"Uncle Sam can secretly lust after me all he wants." - Bre and me
(Bre insists a picture of Uncle Sam was sexually harassing me.)
251.) "I ascribe to extreme Winnie-the-Poohism." - Anonymous
(This is straight from a college application essay.)
252.) "So, do you think Vincent Price is still alive somewhere?"
"Well, Elvis is."
"Elvis lives in my sock drawer. Where he sings about his blue suede shoes. He tries to romance the socks, but they're really not very interested." - Kirbee, me, and K
(I giggle madly.)
253.) "...You just...shot her finger." - Naru
(Nell flipped the bird. Megan shot the bird. She says it gave her dirty looks.)
254.) "......There are..cricket legs..on the bottom of my shoe."
"MURDERER."
"I didn't kill it, though! It's stil hopping around my room. Just...on 3 legs."
"I've never heard of a gimp cricket."
"YES. AROUND MY ROOM. THERE'S MY DEFENSE. MYYY ROOM." - Naru and Lime
(Um. ^^;)
255.) "Sleep tight! Don't let Michael Jackson bite!" - Bethany
(Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?)
256.) "I've been known to laugh at a redneck joke. When things hit so close to home..." - Mr. Workman
(Welcome to Washington.)
257.) "I try to be high society. I shop at Ross!" - Mr. Workman
(Hey, that IS high society here. Sad, isn't it?)
258.) "Laef, what's your best time?"
"4:07."
"You're a FREAK! My CAR can't go that fast." - Mr. Workman and Laef
(Mile run.)
260.) "...Megan, I'm sorry, but you can't control the actions of my armpit. " - Naru
(Megan clearly thought Naru's armpit was happy to have Lime in it.)
261.) "Your finger is gay?"
"You know. I think it is. Well, my left hand is gay. I call him Albert." - Lime and Megan
(Uh.)
262.) "I feel so old."
"You'll be in a rocking chair before you know it. Rockin' baaaack and forth talkin' bout the good-ol' days. To your gay finger." - Megan and Naru
(Uhhhh.)
263.) "You did not name your bird Meatloaf.... Umi. please tell me you actually have a chunk of meatloaf sitting in front of you on a plate, purring. " - Aya
(Yep! Meatloaf. Simple-minded little thing, but adorable.)
264.) "You laugh when I make sexist jokes but not when I talk about my wife beating me."
"Because we all know you're whipped."
"What?? Are you saying you're not laughing at my wife beating on me because you think it's closer to the truth?!"
"Of course!" - Workman and Lacey
(Many thanks to Bethany for pulling this from 5th period AP Gov.)
265.) "If he'd just get his head out of his ass and his foot out of his mouth, we would all be much better off." - Andrew
(That's some physical feat there.)
266.) "It's hard to hide things in your sweatshirt when you're paying attention." - Katherine
(Bre was wearing her sweatshirt at the moment, I believe...)
267.) "It's my homecoming harem." - Bethany
(Bethany had several dates to homecoming, none of which were her boyfriend.)
268.) "Who writes these questions?"
"The guy got a medal for that. He's fourth in the world." - Mike and Mr. Player
(For the record, physics problems are really lamely written.)
269.) "Rough night. I partied too hard watching the debate." - Workman
(Teehee.)
270.) "Idaho, thank God, does not have its own currency." - Workman
(I got a pocket Constitution for laughing at this.)
271.) "My brain has been infused into the holy synbol. I am Pakman's avatar on Earth." - Zack
(Jarrod apparently has Zack's brain on CD and turning this into a Pakman thingy when it broke... There was a Pakman cult for a couple of days.)
272.) "My life, my money, my bling-bling." - Mr. Player
(Imagine a 56-year-old white guy saying that.)
273.) "Three days as a single man and I came up with nothing." - Workman
(Mr. Workman lost his wedding ring baling hay. What he was DOING baling hay, we'll never know.)
274.) "He can't debate and neither can you. He can kick it in the bar, play pool..." - Cole
(I can't imagine Bush doing either.)
275.) "Or, I'll take you in the back and we'll fight for it."
"You would take me in the back."
"... You're gay, Trey." - Ryan and Trey
(You'd laugh, too, if your brain was turning to mush from surrounding stupidity.)
276.) "Don't be laughing at my monkey." - Player
(Yum. The monkey problem. XD)
277.) "I hope I am gayer than a tree full of monkeys."
"is that your aspiration, Aya? xD to be the gayest thing that ever gayed?"
"XD;; possibly. But not when you put it that way. Because I don't want to be spoken of in the past tense: 'HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN AYA GAYED EVERYWHERE?'" - Aya and Naru
(Somehow, I imagine the verb "to gay" would mean skipping about with a basket of flowers and then exploding in a shower of blue goo. I don't know why.)
278.) "Erase that! That could make someone's life better and we can't have that." - Mr. Newell
(Equation goodness.)
279.) "I'll show her! I'll mark her absent." - Mr. Player
(O NOES)
280.) "So you have me and my team of lawyers trying to commit fraud and... not... commit fraud." - Nick
(See, this is what really happens when you end up working for a political campaign.)
281.) "It sounded like she was choking on something. And the something wasn't dead yet." - Bethany
(The band kids can't sing. HA. TAKE THAT. FINALLY THE CHOIR CAN SMACK YOU DOWN.)
282.) "Ramadan! Party! No eating, no sex during daylight!"
"That brings up memories of what happened this weekend..." - Workman and Bre
(Well. It did.)
283.) "When I hit this table... it hurts." - Mr. Player
(And so began a lecture on electromagnetic forces.)
284.) "What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers." - Mr. Workman
(I love it when he talks about his wife.)
285.) "Humans are never laid." - Ms. Ringold
(Okay. We needed an explanation on 'lie' vs. 'lay' in English. There was much snickering.)
286.) "Camel road rage!" - Phil
(Oedipus had to kill Laius over something...)
287.) "Boobs will protect me from the cold." - Lime
(Sensors up!)
288.) "I want a giant waffle to talk to me and tell me off." - Megan
(I totally forget what was going on. This isn't a bad thing, mind you.)
289.) "My eye deflated due to my woes." - Megan
(Emoticon goodness.)
290.) "Today I wanted to call Santa a douchebag. And I don't know why."
"Because he sees you when you masturbate."
"Santa is horny. o_O"
"Santa's a pedophile. But we all knew that." - Lime, Naru, and Megan
(Santa also promotes smoking, you know.)
291.) "I mean really, you don't think he actually GETS much in that dorky red suit, do you?"
"...What about Mrs. Claus? She looks like a loose woman."
"Mrs. Claus can't provide much excitement."
"She goes into the barn and has her fun with the reindeer."
"......I bet she's cheating on him with EVERY SINGLE ELF in his workshop."
"Mrs. Claus is a whore. o_O"
"Except Larry, because we all know he's not like that." - Naru, Lime, Me, and Nell
(So we suck the innocence out of Christmas. Big deal.)
292.) "HELP ME THINK OF A JOURNAL NAME FOR NURIKO"
"OKAY. HOW ABOUT 'IMAGAYMANDAMMITCNA'" - Naru and Lime
(The boy's as straight as a rainbow. Don't deny it, people.)
293.) "Your dingo was crunchy and tasted like chicken." - Naru
(*Snorts!*)
294.) "These tootsie roll pops I have are almost two months old."
"Lollypops don't go bad. They're pure sugar."
"Nothing wrong with that. So long as they aren't fuzzy and capable of making conversation with you." - Megan, Me, and Nosha
(That's right, people, we finally have Nosha quotes!)
295.) "So... Wow, my font looks huge"
"Mine is bigger. u.u"
"... Yes, actually. u.u"
"FONT: PENIS FOR NERDS." - Nell, Megan, and Lime
(Uhhhh...)
296.) "GOD LIME. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF NARU. AND NARU. GET OUT OF LIME'S MOM." - Alecia
(You can't escape the "your mom" jokes.)
297.) "OH YEAH. I found out. I'm not shrinking. :D"
"Your measuring is crappy, right? >D"
"Yes. I'm 5'5 1/2. 8D;"
"Aww. u.u And you thought you shrunk. :3 How cute."
"I'm just glad to know I'm not going to be a dwarf by the time I'm 23. o_O" - Nosha, Me, and Megan
(I think Megan captures the mood perfectly. XD)
298.) "Clare and I have a deeper connection, because we share a sweet transvestite." - Aundrea
('At's right, baby.)
299.) "You know how Mr. Lack just moved? That's where he moved to, the vortex in the back of the drum room." - Bethany
(Fever dream, meet band. Band, meet fever dream.)
300.) "I just heard 'demon lobster.'" - Jenny
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