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Hi, I'm Dave and here we will journey through whatever part of my mind I wish to show you. Breaking News--> I have pictures of me dancing with cheerleaders, and various other new things. I will also not be around much anymore after Monday the 10th of January. College and shlack. You've got to see the cheerleaders though. <--Breaking News.
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NEW!!!! Me dancing with Cheerleaders! You have got to see it. |
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Mexico Trip |
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Come have a seat. Pull up a chair and grab a hot one, because it's tea-time. I remember now that time when I was trick-or-treating and an elderly man mistook me for a girl. I was dressed up an an old-man myself, and once I corrected him, he gave me an extra piece of super-nasty green candy.
AH, that was some good tea. Anyway, as I was saying, there are two things that have to do with air. Breathing and not breathing. Not breathing is a bad thing, but good and evil are relative.
Well, my tea's nearly gone. So that's all for now. Be sure to E-mail other supposed dork clubs and tell them where it's at. |
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AHAHAHA I learned how to make my page longer, it will grow like a little sprout. Both fast, yet tasty. now I have an idea for some random writings, if you care to read... |
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The duck doth fly, and the fly doth duck.- A story of magicians, motels, and mystery. The three M's of this text box. Well, at least my 3 M's start with M's as opposed to the 3 R's. Anywho.. let's begin shall we.
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L'Story |
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Ah yes, is your tie straight? Better make sure because the Missus will be filing divorce papers after work. Can't be dressed badly when you're at the bar passed out in a puddle of vodka, after crying your eyes out. Dressing badly would make the scene pitiful, straighten that tie out and it'll be tragic.
Have you worked out much Bill? I can call you Bill can't I? Your name is not Bill it's Frank? Well Bill, it wouldn't hurt if you hit the weights for a while. You'll be on the road to divorce again in no time.
I must admit Bill, your office window is very clean. Who washes them for you? You don't know... Okay. See, that's why you're where you're at. You don't even know who cleans your windows of the city spawned grime. They're very nice people really... |
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This site takes no responsibility for these selected works. We find them at various places and throw parts of them on the internet. This next one is especially void of blame. If you have any semblance of religion don't click this one below. It's a Flannery O'Conneresque voyage on the Queen Elizabeth into madness. Stay tuned for updates. |
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The Bible Thumper |
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Allright straight from the sands of Kansas, we have this little smidgen for y'all. Don't click period. It's nothing. I'm not joking around when I say it's nothing, I mean it's really nothing. it's a useless gathering of nothing, culminating in a big bang of nothing. Check for updates. |
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I like Pizza with my sausage thank you very much. |
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