Dear Diary.. Today I woke up in a sheer state of joy. Sometimes I can't understand how life can be so full of happiness.
I proceeded to walk down my joyous stairs, and filled up a happy blue bowl with some heart-warming Cheerios. After an hour of praying, in which I was made happier, if that's possible, I ate the loving Cheerios.
My mother Joy came down to breakfast and seemed to be in a non-joyous mood. I told her I loved her, and I knew her ignoring me meant that she loved me as well. Cheerful daddy came down to sit at the table, and I was blessed with a happy family. Daddy told me to hand him the salt, and I knew that he really meant he loved me. When I told him I loved him back, he said 'that's nice now hand me the wretched salt shaker.' That's daddy; always a kidder. 10-30-02..Daphine P.S... I love you diary. |