It was the greatest dance in the world.
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| As a little background, Lambie and I and ghost Tim were hanging out at the football game. I spy the cheerleaders doing this dance called ride the pony, naturally I have the urge to ride the pony as well. The actual song for the dance is, "Ride ride ride the pony, ride ride ride the pony, ride ride ride the pony, this is how we do it. (facing front, with hands waxing on waxing off) Front front front my baby, (Turn to the side and rub hips) Side side side my baby, (turn to the back and Parental Warning: rub er bottoms) back back back my baby. It was the greatest dance in the world. |
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| Here's 'front my baby' the girls are totally digging the Dave by now. I'd never met them before, they were from a city far away, but the charm extends country lines, so why wouldn't it extend county lines? | |||||||||||
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| "HEY!" I don't know if that's what we're actually saying, but it looks about right. The one in the blue hat liked the Dave. I was afraid I might have stop the magic, wouldn't want anyone to get hurt. By about now the football team is really glad I'm dancing with their cheerleaders. | |||||||||||
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| I put the warning on this picture because I don't want anyone to get hurt from the sexiness. One girl is scoping the Dave out, another is in pure ecstacy with her eyes closed, and the aforementioned girl is err doing that thing you do on "Back Back Back my baby." I'm obviously very weird looking in the picture, and don't ask me why. I think the words coming out of my mouth was actually "brocolli." It's moments like these that you just remind one of vegetables. | |||||||||||