Hey, everyone it's Bonzo!!!
Today I set out to find the worst background possible.  I think I accomplished it.  If this was the color of my room, I'd have to blind myself just so I wouldn't have to look at it.  Ah, since this is yet another day, how about I talk about my day?

1. I woke up
2. I ate some Waffle Crisp and felt bad for hours afterwards.  I guess my   ____immunity to this stuff has fled my body.
3. I went outside.  ( Yes I do know where the door to my house is.)
4.  I walked around and found an old oar to the wrecked boat in the pond.
5. Tresspassing
6. More Tresspassing.
7. As I was sitting reading my book,
The American Boy's Handbook some people ___walked onto my land.
8. They said they wanted to see the llamas, and we began talking.  Turns out ___they're traveling around staying with my neighbors.
9.  The man's name is Klaus and he's from Germany, and the lady is Shirin from ___the USA.
10. We discussed the decline of modern society while throwing rocks out on my ___pond.
11. I started to make a kite after they left.
12. Here I am.

Well, today was a very good day.  I like when unexpected things happen.  I had been walking around in a state of mindlessness until these people just crossed the barbed wire fence onto my land.  They travel all over the place and may visit Mexico after they leave our small town.  Makes me want to pack up my backpack and head out into the unknown.  Before my picture of the day, I want to attempt to write about my little encounter in Mexico.

My brother, sister-in-law, and I walked into the underground subway building.  Coming back from Xochimilco, (People hire a boat to push them around the water), our spirits were fairly high.  I had the feeling of slight humility because of the laughter directed at me by many female teenagers on their own boats.  Were they laughing at my hat?  Or just at the dopey looking white guy pretending he could speak Spanish? 
Entering the train, we knew we had a long ways to go, and thus took our seats on the floor of the train.  After a few stops, a mother and daughter pair got on the train and sat across from me.  The daughter was young, seven or eight years old, and the mother was also fairly young.  She smiled at me meekly.  I smiled back.  The daughter seemed to copy her mother's sulleness and she sat in her mother's lap quietly.

Eh, on second thought, let's get back to our picture of the day.
"Can you hear me now?"  Cellphone Jack asked the static at the other end.  hearing no response Cellphone Jack sat down in the middle of the Rebar Paradise.  Finally!  A place where no one could get service.  A place where people's phones couldn't ring with the horrible tunes of digitalized classical music.  A place where people could live virtually untouched by the man shouting in his cell phone complaining of 'all the noise in this place.'  Cellphone Jack then realized that his job was to be one of those annoying loud men yelling into cell phones and setting the cell phone to ring with the worst possible tune. Cellphone Jack stepped a foot to the left, and heard a voice on the other end of the line asking if everything was okay.  Cellphone Jack then stepped a foot to the right, returning to the only square foot on this earth that doesn't get service.  Cellphone Jack sat back down, and died in that spot.  Among the numerous Rebars, with the little hats on, Jack can be seen on display for several months.  After that, these rebars will then be used to create the foundation for the largest cellphone transmitter on the planet Earth.  Goodbye little space, hello annoying, digitalized, ear-grating, classical music noise.  Oh happy day.
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