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Another New Page for 27th February - News Page
New for 27th February 2003....Short Story "Brian's Sponge".....Rivals Dickens for style and Hardcore Pornography for excitement.
Also New for 27th February....Doctor William Pastry's History of Rock 'N' Roll.....For the first time, the truth is told.
New for 15th May - Short Story "The Soul-Suckers" A story with sentiment as swee-ee-eet as a honey pie
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Greig and Adam's Journey through the Supermarket of Doom!
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Barnabas the Mist's problem page: Pour out your heart (and maybe even your lungs) to Dear old Baz.
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