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| PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR A TALE OF COURAGE, SELF-SACRIFICE, AND CAKES! YES! IT'S ADAM AND GREIG'S TRIP TO TESCO'S!!! |
| Here we see Adam wondering what having sheer-blonde pubic hair would look like, shortly before trying out the experiment in public. He was beaten up by the security guard and forced to tell everyone in the store that he was gay over the P.A. system. "But!" says Adam, "It was a sacrifice I was willing to make. Damn it man, lives were at stake!" |
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| Meanwhile, Greig had found some cakes. He was delighted to spot a dear friend of his (Marjorie the Fondant Fancy) at the back of the shelves. Sadly, a passing aged and drunken tramp was in love with Marjorie, and flew into a jealous rage. He lunged at Greig, forcing him to eat all the Mister Kipling products on display at gunpoint. Fortunately, before Greig died, the old man was eaten by his dancing bear who had finally had enough of the man's violent and dictatorial nature. |