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| AND SO, BY YOUR DEMAND, OUR TALE CONTINUES... |
| Greig, a former member of New Romantic group 'Duran Duran', took the opportunity to see if there were any lovely new cosmetic appliances on sale. He took it upon him self to try out every single shade of mascara available and so he is still there to this day - Adam used to bring him food on Sundays but sadly grew senile and forgot where the supermarket was. Greig was forced to eat a plump young check-out girl to survive. |
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| Adam spent three years trying to defrost some frozen peas with a cat called Innuendo. Sadly, Innuendo was accidentally left in the freezer and became ICE-CAT!!!!! AAARGH!!! SHOPPERS BEWARE THIS CAT OF ICE! HE WAITS UNTIL YOU'RE PICKING OUT SOME WAFFLES WITH YOUR BACK TO HIS FROZEN PEA CABINET, THEN HE FIRES SAID FROZEN PEAS OUT OF HIS FACE LIKE BULLETS FROM A BIG GUN. Adam was last seen rolling off into the sunset atop this shelf-stacker trolley. |
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