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Air strike hits wrong targets: again
il-Zawahiri was the second in command for the famed Pakistan mob family, the il Pizza Hut.
YOUR E-MAIL ALERTS(JOFUS) -- The 27th airstrike in as many minutes has failed to hit Osama bin Laden's right-hand man, Al-Zawahiri who is believed to be hiding in a Pakistani outhouse. U.S. sources have confirmed that the continous airstrikes on Pakistani villages and public restrooms have once again come up empty handed. Al-Zawahiri was not among the 26 dead janitors and restroom attendants. U.S. intelligence has been suspect of late reporting al-Zawahiri's location as anywhere between "your guess is as good as mine" and "up your ass and around the corner". With several intelligence operatives having their cover blown by failed val-morphications the information drought is sure to continue. The latest failed strike was the result of a typo on the behalf of a stressed field operative. Instead of determining the location of al-Zawahiri, al-Zimbawe, al-Zantac, al-Zipper, and bin Loadin, intelligence mistaken found il-Zawahiri, il-Zimbawe, il-Prozac, il-Planned, and bin Lunching. Il-Zawahiri was the second in command for il Pizza Hut, Pakistan's largest mob family and supplier of Arab-Italian cuisine. Unfortunately il-Zawahiri and his associates were all killed in the blast while dining at the local "Eat at Mohammed's". The Pakistan government has prompted an investigation into the matter as the il-Swahili family of Afghanistan has begun moving to fill the void. Mr. Magoo, head of CIA director of anti-terrorism intelligence, has promised a renewed effort to verify intelligence from embedded agents.
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