Well, here it is again, the eve of Mary's Birthday! How old is she, you ask? Well, how old is dirt? I believe her social security number is 3. Back when she listened to rock-n-roll, it was with a REAL rock. I believe when she danced with the Solid Gold Dancers, they were goldMINERS and when she listened to RUSH, it was a miner named Geddy Lee during the GOLD RUSH.OK, enough roasting of the hostess, the Space Invaders Queen, Co-Founder of the ACP, the original dance DJ, the keeper of cats and hater of bees. That stolen candy returner, Little Lloyd bitch-slapper, DnD player, backwards music listener, person who "found the tape". We love ya!
If you don't get all of those references, just ask Mary and she will be glad to impart the wisdom of her many years to you.
I don't know if everyone knows, but I am the lead lab tech at an internal medicine and pediatrics doctor's office. One day I go in a room to draw blood from a one-year old. Her 3-year old brother steps up on a foot stool to get even with me as I am sitting down getting all my stuff together. He says, "Whatcha doin'?" in his hick, redneck Lebanon accent. And I say, "I'm gonna draw some blood from your sister's finger". He pushes his little chest out and says, "Like Hell you are! I'll kick your ass!" I laughed so hard I about fell off my chair as he was straight-faced and serious. I then said, "Step off little man, or you're next". All his mom could say was, "I'm sorry, sometimes he is a little blunt". She didn't tell him not to cuss or anything. I mean he is THREE-YEARS OLD for goodness sake! Boy, back in Mary's day, mom would have had me going out to cut my own switch to bust my ass with or wash my mouth out with dishwashing soap. (Nasty crap that gave you the runs.)
Well, check in next time to see who falls into the roasting pan. Surely, I can piss SOMEONE off... LOL
--Bobbert