Well, the cards and letters are just pouring in! Lets check the mailbag for some letters. let's see.... Here's an F and here's a U... Well, lets forget about the letter bag for now. *Tossing it to the side like Pee Wee Herman*
Speaking of Pee Wee Herman, there is a restaurant near me that serves fish and bbq. The assistant manager there looks JUST like Pee Wee. Every time we go there, I try to get a picture of him on my cell phone without him knowing that I am doing it. Man, that is hard to do! I've got a few blurry pictures, but it is kinda like the pictures of a UFO or Bigfoot. On a related note, I have a beautiful English Mastiff names Samson who is 11 months old and 175 lbs. He was sitting smiling at me, so i took a picture of him for my wall at work. About a week laterm someone pointed out how much my dog liked me as he had a big pinky pionted at the camera! I can't believe I didn't notice it. (although, I guess it is a good thing not to notice dog pee pees).
There are many cat lovers in our family, so i found this little item online for them:
It is the top reasons you think your cat has gotten your email password.
- 1. You find traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
- 2. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
- 3. Your web browser has a new home page www.feline.com
- 4. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
- 5. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
- 6. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
- 7. On ICQ you're known as the IronMouser.
- 8. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
- 9. When you try to search for porn, you keep getting pictures of cats in tight places.
- 10. You notice lots of new pop-ups and spam about catnip.
School is kicking my butt, but I will try to be more regular with the posts. Keep that feedback coming! Because as me and John used to tell you all, "We are two Wild and Crazy Guys!!!!
That actually reminds me of something that the younguns in the family may not know. This may not be EXACTLY how everything went down, but is close enough and it is the way I remember it. One Halloween, John, Mary, and Jimmy came into Salem to go Trick or Treating with me and Angie. Me and John dressed up as women complete with high heels and makeup. During the night, some punk ran up, stole Angie's bag and ran off with it. Being the he-men we were, me and john decided to try to catch the guy and give him the trick of his life. of course, we weren't smart enough to shed the high heels and about broke our ankles trying to catch this theif who easily evaded us. When we finally got back to the group, Angie was crying and Mary was pissed. The next day at school, Mary recognized the guy as someone she went to school with and threatened him sufficiently to return the stolen bag in return for her not cutting off his balls.
Ahhh, memories of Halloween.
See ya next time!
--Bobbert