Flies would were crash helmets.

The French would have become extinct.   (joking)

We would all be able to type properly, and the alphabet would start with Q, W, E……..

Tom Jones would have given up with come backs by now.

Oasis would have crept back to their pond.

David Hasslehoff would never have been born.

The Commador Amiga would still be alive and PC's would be powering microwaves and toasters.

Cab drivers would have a conscience.

Like Dolphins and Dogs we would all be able to appreciate Maria Carey's entire vocal range.

We'd all be able to understand the lyrics in rap music.