Walk around wearing badges saying "My Name Is Humphrey".

Write everything in green ink. don't ask me why I picked green.

Insert the word "Pants" into all important documents, with prizes being offered for artistic impression.

Piss off down the pub.

Go to work on space hoppers, and see who can take corners the fastest.

Start a new business venture buy opening a chain of restaurants selling traditional English food such as curry and kebabs

Sneak out at night and change the pub names to what you actually call them, the Paper Moon would become the Paper Pants, the Court House would be known as the C***t House and the Bear And Ragged Staff will be known as the Bear And Ragged Toilet Parts.

Park our cars in an orderly fashion.

Ignore the first person that tries to talk to you in the morning, ooops !, sorry, some people have already adopted this practice

Describe our emotion / action at the beginning of a sentence. I.E.  "frowning and thinking deeply........my that's a nice blouse you have on", or "bored and thinking about ants.........Hi!, my it is really nice to see you again"