Rantings
Here's a collection of stuff that makes me sooooooooooo mad !
| Old men driving in flat caps Jeez can they not squeeze that "go faster" peddle a bit harder |
| The drunken git in the cab office Yeah right !......like I wanna know your life story and that your cat is gay |
| The penis extension on wheels Ha Ha wake up Mr. mid-life crisis, a set of wheels don't make yer todger any bigger |
| Bus drivers Need I say anymore, lobotomized twonks with severe personality disorders |
| Mr. "You Looking At Me" Yep I'm trying to see how you hid them bolts in yer neck yah neanderthal |
| Net names like "BigGuy" and "SurfDood" GET A FUKKIN LIFE !!! you spotty little geek |
| Miss "I'm gonna 'PM' you then bugger off Don't bother you silly tart, if you wanna chat, then chat in the open first |
| Mr. "Send my pic before I chat" Be warned your pic will get banded about quicker than it takes you to tugg one off matey |
| "Can I help you sir" Look pal !.......I'm sniffin round your shop checking stuff out, if I want help then I'll ask |
| Mr net god Ok so your nickname is summink like "shadow" or "wizard" but you still just a stream of 0's and 1's down a phone line like the rest of us |
Keeping up with my ramble ?
| 3 Grand stereo 1 Grand car And you wonder why it gets stolen |
| 3 Grand car 1 Grand stereo Why didn't you just spend all your money on a better car and stop listening to all that dance shit that sounds the bleeding same anywayz |
| 4 Grand car You probably drive like a complete tosser, but without the "kikkin soundz" |
| Mr. corporate speak No you can't touch my base yah bleedin woofter and if I'm ever gonna do lunch It wont be for you |
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