Shitty Ass Animal Movies The second, after I saw a preview for what could possibly be the worst moving series of images in the history of everything.

Superbowl 35's Terrible Secret This absolutely enrages and terrifies me. Why, oh, why, God?

Why the Cage Sucks What the Cage did to me and why it needs to pay.

My Computer Has PMS It’s a digital bitch and I don’t know the computer equivalent of the bitch slap.

Girl Scout Cookies How evil am I if I'm bitching about this?

Toaster Products have become blasphemy to an age-old tried and true appliance. What the hell?

The Olsen Twins What can I say? God, I want to kill them!

As Seen on TV You know those really annoying commercials and Miss Cleo? Yeah, them.