Jared Hooks confused comedy website!

My name is Jared Hook. I created this website for random things that I find funny. I hope you like it. Email me at [email protected]. It doesn't work when you click on it so I'll save you some time by telling you it doesn't work. I hope to incorperate my personal favorite game... the "Refresh game." It involves a counter and a lot of time. Basically you click the refresh button and allow the webpage to add to the counter each hit. If you play with friends( chances are you don't have any if you play this pathetic sack of shit as an excuse for a game) in a room you can try to get to next houndred, thousand etc. I got the idea in a webpage design class while I had nothing to do. Based on the quality of my website, I probably failed the class.
Click here for the refresh game
UPDATED WHATEVER TODAY IS...don't ask questions.

I will be posting more stuff as time passes on and with this I will be adding my flash animations of my own creative stick figure animations. This may take some time considering i've never done flash.

The refresh game is doing quite well considering this website was made yesterday and there are currently about 300 hits. Keep clicking.

I wanted to add sound to the click game...YAY... In hopes for it to add to the hair raising action of clicking the refresh button...I soon took it off because of its uselessness when people only get a 50th of the song because of clicking refresh. I'm an idiot...lets just leave it at that.

I added a small disclamer to tell people "Hey, I don't like hate mail cause it pisses me off." Hopefully someone got the message and in the event no one did SCREW YOU AND THE PEOPLE THAT MADE YOU!
Click here if you can read english!

Click here if you can read any other language as well!
If your wondering where the music came from, I found it in the Ragnorak game I couldn't play because you need to pay money. Why do I need to pay money for a game... thats like paying for music and paying for music is so over-rated. I personally can't wait until the day comes where I don't have to pay for anything like... Cars, gas, computers, hookers, rootbeer, helicopters, guns of all sorts, countries, did I say something about hookers? Oh ya and those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. I think that just about sums it all up.

I will update again on some other day of this week. If you have a useful suggestion email...if not go to hell. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

NEW UPDATE.... YIPPEE
The Refresh game has over 500 clicks...way to go boredom.
I added some scrolling marquees...Just to piss off GREG SMITH. If you have any information on why Gregs oppinion really matters call 1-800-I-Don't-give-a-fuck or visit the following website address to email other people who don't give a fuck why I have a scrolling marquee.

Click here
Lately there has been a contest that rewards people who read by saying parts of specific books. This was created so the school can promote that reading is cool. Frankly it makes me want to read less. I don't even want to read porno magazines anymore...scratch that...I am not going that far to not read. Email me if you want to join the "Promoting more people to read crappy books is bad rebellion".
 
The music I added yesterday doesn't work cause i didn't put in the right code to make it work. I hope it will be fixed tonight. But if not don't care because you probably listen to that damn rap music and your "Shoop froggy frog" and "M&Ms" Frankly I can't take that kind of abuse.

Here is a good story my older brother made when he was young.
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NEW UPDATE YAY I'M HAPPY

Top ten things that could have made the pep assembly better!

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I didn't find anytime in my busy schedule to go to West vs. Central game. I did manage to read the paper this morning to find out they won. Next year I am going but not to see our team play. Mainly to shout "LIONS LIONS". People would say as if I didn't know "This is the Titan vs. Trojan game you moron!". When this happens I go "Fuck that. I'm going to watch a real game, that gets televised." And then I leave because I wouldn't ever want to go to a school sponsered event unless I got a free lapdance from Brooke Burke. So hot...want to touch the heiny...AWOOOOOOOO!

Last time I check there was over 1500 clicks on the Refresh Game. Keep clicking
UPDATED...AGAIN
The Refresh Game has over 35000 clicks! Go play right now... its better than half of the XBox game library!

MORE MARQUEES YAY!

I will not be doing flash animations. Three words...WAY TO HARD. I'm not taking the time to learn a new program when i could do it slide by slide easier in the same amount of time.

No sound effects yet... maybe i'll have them by tonight some time when this updated.
UPATED WITH MUSIC IN THE BACK ROUND... YAY!

HATEMAIL? WHAT THE FUCK?

I don't know what the Refresh Game is at currently but keep clickin'.

I just wanted to take some time to bring a serious subject to point... boobies good!
UPDATE AFTER HALLOWEEN... LOST MY SUGAR BUZZ 24 HOURS AGO

A real life "Kill Bill"

UPDATED AGAIN FOR NO REASON! WOOPEEDEE SHIT!

I realized what my site needed today... a fake photo of me to help those who don't know me by seeing my face on a lady in a bikini...I DIDN'T USE THIS PHOTO FOR ANTYTHING EXCEPT RECREATIONAL USE!

click here to see the picture.

UPDATE ON TODAY... I KNOW I DON'T PUT THE DATES ON DIPSHIT!

I have added useful translation on my site to help those who ever wanted to go to a Spanish speaking country.

CLICK HERE

UPDATED SOMEDAY BETWEEN NOW AND... NOW

Do like knowing some useful facts in the United States and the rest of the world?

CLICK HERE

UPDATE ON THE DAY WE HAD A TWO HOUR DELAY

I've stumbled upon actual psychic powers...in my own house! My mother told me to call my ride to him that today was a 2 hour delay. I didn't understand why...he did have a tv and electricity in his home. When I called his mom had no idea at all that there was a 2 hour delay...this made me pissed off when I realized its no longer safe for me to even say poontang. I can't even think about poontang...SHIT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT...AHHHHHHHHH!

I have made a quiz...about the 3rd amendment of our constitution.

HERE IT IS

Also I added good things about the school newspaper

HERE

Also I've added the failed license ideas for teenagers.

Secret lincense ideas.

UPDATE

MY FIRST ANIMATION... Inspired by the world dumbest commercial...brought to you in cartoon form.

CLICK HERE

TIME TO INSERT THE DAILY MARQUEE.... FUCK YOU GREG AND THE WAY YOU HATE SCROLLING MARQUEES...I DON'T WANT TO TYPE ANY MORE BUT OH WELL....HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? TELL JESUS HEY.

UPDATE

I know i'm slow at making animations...because i use paint but, i'm too stupid to use flash animations so i'll continue with my shitty animations....speaking of which, I got bored while waiting for the Crucible to start so I modified the first page of the program...not the cover.

CLICK HERE

UPDATE

Quote of the day

Danielle:"Fish are friends, not food."

Jared:"Never quote 'Finding Nemo'"

Danielle:"You just don't like 'Finding Nemo' cause you are a lesbian and lesbians don't like fish."

I've added a new cartoon...hope you like it.

CLICK HERE

UPDATE

I'm sorry I have been lazy about updating but I have been really busy. The next update will feature the upcoming cartoon of "Jared Hook Vs. Subway Jared". Surely this will kick ass

Quote of the day

Stan: Mr. Garrison, how come our moms had Terrance and Philip arrested?

Mr.Garrison: Well your moms are just upset, they're probably just on there periods.

Jeffrey: Mr.Garrison, Wendy and I believe that was a sexist remark.

Mr.Garison: Well i'm sorry wendy but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

I've added what an important artifact of Michigan's history. The true story of the sleeping bear dunes.

CLICK HERE TO READ THE TRUE STORY

What did I do on my break from school on Thanksgiving?

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

UPDATE...SORRY I'M LAZY AND HAVEN't FINISHED ANYTHING GOOD

I came up with a good idea

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS

School is almost back in session and I'm out of my brace...pretty cool but man it sucks being in so much pain right now. Hopefully no one will notice and I won't be tackled by some moron singing an Eminem song.(I HATE EMINEM...AM I SPELLING THAT RIGHT? OH, WELL FUCK EMINEM)

This week, my language arts class finishing the book "The Education of Little Tree". Now the book was kinda lame for a school book but I can understand why it got some awards. My only concern is in a line of the book toward the end that gave me a horrid image. I don't recall how it went but the sentence used the word 'whangdangle'. This was the image I got.

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Disclamer
ANOTHER KICKIN' SCROLLIN' MARQUEE!
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