| On halloween my friends and I
played video games and watched some cartoons I that I had
no idea even existed(I only watch 3 cartoons...Southpark,
Simpsons, and King of the Hill...After that, I don't
watch much or I don't even know it existed). Anyway we played "Roadkill",
"Soul Caliber", and "Halo". I thought
that "Soul Caliber' was a good 2 player fighting
game and the single player in "Roadkill" was
absolutely hilarious. I didn't like playing 3 player
"Halo" however. The fact that I don't play many
1st person shooters and I'm not good at them when I do
play them, makes me an easy target for a 2 on 1
ass-raping. Basically, I had no chance at winning at all.
In fact, the other players took the vehicles I was using
and moving them to a hidden location for me to get trap.
All I had left to do was survive to each side of the
level. Then Greg tells me that Bill is coming over and he
might be able to go get his controller so the game can be
played evenly on teams of 2 on 2. Bill arrives and says
"I'll go get my controller". When Bill arrived
back, he only had flat diet Coke in his hands. THAT DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR
ANYTHING BITCH! In Bills
defense he said since it was after 12:00 he couldn't go
home because he would be yelled at... you pansy. Choosing
to not get yelled at over your friends. I had to quit
playing soon after because I had an extreme feeling to
kill Bill. Hey, I got an idea for a movie... it will be
called "Kill Bill". It will be me getting shot
in the head for no reason then coming back to 'kill Bill'
because he didn't bring the god damn Xbox controller. The
only way Halo is fun is one player mode or 4 player mode.
2 player mode is two few of people to have fun and three
player mode I get shafted. NEXT TIME BILL BRING THE FUCKING
CONTROLLER! EVEN IF THERE IS NO XBOX WITHIN 50 MILES...
AT LEAST WE WOULD HAVE ANOTHER CONTROLLER FOR 4 PLAYER
MODE...ASSHOLE! |