Ah the school newspaper. A wonderful collection of interesting articles about the school...OR IS IT? I think the school newspaper is an extremely big waste of time and money. Only about a quarter of the school reads it and half of those people are reading it because it has there name mentioned somewhere. Here are the five ways to make use of the school newspaper.

5. TOILET PAPER

This might be a little rough on the ass but wouldn't you want to see crap smeared over the faces you dislike the most? I know I would.

4. BUG SWATTER

Roll it up... swat bugs... it is that simple.

3. MAKING PAPER AIRPLANES

The paper used in the paper is stronger then conventional paper...thats why I use it for making paper airplanes...WOOSH!

2. PROTECTION FROM THE RAIN

The schools newspaper is so useful you can use it as a means of protecting yourself from the rain. At least you head will be dry.

1. BURNING

Simply put, newspapers burn...very well. And why not use the crappy newspapers first. I know I will.
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