The fact is today people like seeing things get blown up. It would have been awesome to blow up something like a tv, a sophomore, or even some fireworks. FIRE GOOD!

9. All sophmores destroyed

This may seem a bit extreme but really, people who are intelligent don't like like morons cheering because they won a staged event. All sophmores were happy when the "Won the pep assembly". Why? Because seniors always and should always win. Period. Switching the winners was stupid and gave false hope to all sophmores that they are in important toward the other classes.

8. Interesting events

All of the events were dull to the point of me telling friends "Hey theres a string on the ceiling of the gym". This shouldn't happen at an event that is to motivate me to go to a football game. I was motivated to do something...quit school and never come back.

7. Nascar

No, i'm not a Nascar fan. I just think it would have been funny to see the MC's get run over at 200 miles an hour cued by the movement of flags back and forth. That way the flags would have importance.

6. No costumes

There was guy wearing a toto running across the gym whenever anyone said the words "pretty girl". WHY DOES OUR SCHOOL CONTINUE TO PLACE THESE SICK IDEAS OF INCEST AND CROSSDRESSING INTO OUR HEADS! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

5. Moving the screen to a point where people could see.

There was a screen facing in a terrible position. What was the point of having a 12 foot tall screen if the only people could see it were performers and the MC's? It was simply a waste of money and space.

4. Not inviting Luxembourg

The size of the choir is fucking huge. Its as if WSH invited all of Luxembourg to sing the national anthem. I don't want to hear 200 people singing when we could have paid one person who could actually sing well. I don't mean to be rude but 200 people singing at once is stupid.

3. Hot cheerleaders

There was once a time when the cheerleaders were actually good looking. Now they allow anyone to join. It isn't like all of them are ugly, its just not all of them are pretty. Fixed this... PLEASE.

2. Robots

I have nothing to say except robots are fucking awesome.

1. NOT HAVING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

All people who think pep rally's are useful haven't been to one in a while. Pep assemblys waste valuable time that could have been spent playing euchre or sliting my wrist. At this then I would have choices rather than being force into being there clapping and standing up. God dammit they ask a lot me considering I don't stand up for anything except legalizing prostitution.