I got this strange email from some [email protected]. I'll call this ynadji guy dildo for lack of a better word. Didlo is what the french call...le retarded. This man obviously has nothing better to do than be a total jackass. Frankly public schools have failed at teaching one valuable lesson to dildo... calling people names does make them sad. Later dildo sent another piece of shit email I couldn't read because of some crappy slang translator.

RAPLAEC AL PIRAETS WIT JAERD B/C HE IS DUMB IN!!!1!!11 LOL TEH OLDAN DAYS THEYRE WAS THIS SWET KNG TAHT HAD MOUNDS OF GOLD AND BAEBS11!1 WTF LOL TH3SE PIRAETS DECIEDD 2 STEAL TEH MOUNDS 2 AND SUROUNDED DA CASTL3 AND AVARYBODY FREAEKD 3XCAPT TEH KNG WHO WAS CHIL HOMEIS I L HANDLE THIS CRAP !!111 WTF LOL DA PIRAETS S2D OUTSIED DA CASTLE WALS AND WERA LIEK U THINK U R SO COL BUT GU3S WUT U NOT1!11! OMG WTF LOL GOD LUK DYNG !1!!11! OMG TH3N DA KNG R3PLEID YEAH RIGHT1!!!!! LOL HOW WUD U LIEK 2 MET MAH BST FREINDS???????!! LOL TH3N OUT OF NOWH3R3 THEYRE WAS A SMAL SOUND OF A GUITAR WALENG RILLY RILLY HARD BHIND TEH HILS11!1!!! OMG LOL DA WALENG STARTED GATNG LOUD3R AND LOUD3R AND LOUDAR!!!!! OMG WTF LOL TH3N OUT OF NOWHAR3 THEYRE WASTHIS ONE SWET AS NINJA STANDNG ON 2P OF A HUGE HIL!!11 LOL AVARYBODY WAS LIEK WOOOOOOW !11!1!!! LOL HA WAS WAARNG AL BLAK AND HE HAD THIS JET RAD GUITAR IN HIS HANDS111!!!! OMG THEN SMOKE SMOKED OVER DA HILS LIEK TRANES!!!1!!1! WTF LOL BUT DA SMOKA WAS NINJAS!11!!1 OMG LOL AND DA PIRAETS SAW A BOUT A BILION NINJAS WIT GUITARS STANDNG ON 2P THIS HIS HUG3 HIL!1!111 LOL AND THAY STARTED 2 WALE WHEN DA NINJAS WALEED ON THEYRE GUITARS DA PIRAETS STARTED SPRAYNG DIARHEA ON AACH OTHER AND LOVED IT!!1!!! OMG AND WHAN THAY WALE3D HARD3R TEH PIRAETS SPRAEYD HARD3R!11!1!!1 WTF LOL AS DA NINJAS SAUNT3RED DOWN DA HIL DA PIRAETS CHESTS AND BUTS 3XPLODED!!11!11 WTF (THEY DEID FROM THIS)!!1!!1!! WTF LOL THAN TEH NINJAS FINALY R3ACH3D TEH BOS PIRAET WHO WAS RILLY HUGE1111!1! OMG WTF LOL OUT OF NOWHEf2 R3 DA BOS PIRAET PUL3D OUT THIS BABY BANJO AND TREID 2 FIDL3 WIT IT LIEK A LITLA BABY-BABY!!1! OMG WTF LOL DA NINJAS WERE LIEK \ldblquote YEAH RIGHT 1!11!1 AND AL DA BILIONS OF NINJAS SUROUNDED DA BOS PIRAET!!!1!!!1 OMG HALF OF DA NINJAS AL COMBIEND 2 FORM DA BI G3ST GUITAR IN TEH UNIEVRSE1!!1 OMG WTF TEH OTHER HALF FORMED DA SECOND BIGEST BONER IN TEH UNIEVRSE1!!111 OMG WTF LOL THEN DA HUGA GUITAR POINT3D RIGHT AT TEH PIRAET WHO WAS LIEK HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAP 1!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL BFORE TEH PIRAET CUD AV3N DO ANY THNG DA SUPER BONER SLAPED AGANEST TEH GUITAR MAKNG TEH HUG3ST WALE EVER 2 HAPEN ANYWHAR3 3VAR!111 TEH PIRAET 3XPLODAD SO HARD TAHT EV3RY SNGLA ON3 OF HIS KIDS HE WUD HAEV HAD EXPLODED AND AL OF HIS GRANDPAERNTS EXPLODED ALONG WIT HIS NAIGHBORS AND PAOP LE WHO HE M3R3LY SADE HELO 2!!1! LOL TH3N THEYRE WAS THIS HUGA CONCERT AT TEH CASTLE1!1!11 LOL AL DA BAEBS IN DA CASTL3 MORPHAD IN2 THIS HUMONGOUS FEMAEL CROTCH!!!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH HUG3 BON3R AND CROTCH PORKED SOFTLY WHIEL SLMMNG IN2 TEH GUITAR AND WALENG1!!11!1! OMG WTF LOL AND GU3S WUT TEH KNG SAT ON 2P OF THIS HUGA PIEL OF GOLD AND BAEBS AND LAUGH3D HIS FRIG\rquote N AS OF ABOUT HOW STUPID TEH PIRAETS WERE !111!!1 OMG WTF}}

I couldn't understand this peice of shit with all of the cut off english and spelled wrong words. I'm not saying i'm smart i'm just saying dildo is an asswipe. Please badger this guy for these 2 retarded attempts to dis me. At least when i dis it is in ENSLISH...NOT FUCKING CUT OFF THE LETTERS AND MOVE #'s INTO ALL WORDS LIKE THE 3 FOR E...YOU DIPSHIT...I HOPE YOU DIE!